Kiki is a little hobbit
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shampoo for my real friends
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gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain
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Merry Christmas. You will log.
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Merry Christmas. You will log.
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This essay by the author of a recent well-reviewed book about Tolkien starts modestly and then stabs you with a Morgul-blade halfway through, where you are pinioned by a twist in the telling. You may never recover. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...
Opinion | Why I Keep Returning to Middle-Earth
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This essay by the author of a recent well-reviewed book about Tolkien starts modestly and then stabs you with a Morgul-blade halfway through, where you are pinioned by a twist in the telling. You may never recover. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...
Y’all, CBS didn’t hire Bari Weiss by accident. This is what they wanted her to do.
December 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Y’all, CBS didn’t hire Bari Weiss by accident. This is what they wanted her to do.
Last millenium when I was a kid, my dad would load the dishwasher sometimes, and he’d say, “I’m a 90s kinda guy!”
And the people who got mad about that run the whole country now.
And the people who got mad about that run the whole country now.
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Last millenium when I was a kid, my dad would load the dishwasher sometimes, and he’d say, “I’m a 90s kinda guy!”
And the people who got mad about that run the whole country now.
And the people who got mad about that run the whole country now.
Black women will clock you in a microsecond but white women will try to convince themselves you’re not wearing a wig in public
December 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Black women will clock you in a microsecond but white women will try to convince themselves you’re not wearing a wig in public
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#RandomMovieGIF
Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
December 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
#RandomMovieGIF
Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
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*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
February 6, 2024 at 7:36 PM
*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
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Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
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It IS a fucking Thneed
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It IS a fucking Thneed
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Not to be fucking obvious but laws should apply *more* strictly to individuals the more political power they have
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Not to be fucking obvious but laws should apply *more* strictly to individuals the more political power they have
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Bringing this back since it’s the season ❄️
The Fellowship of the Ring as Penguins! 🐧
They are all a different species that matches them! 🧵 below:
They are all a different species that matches them! 🧵 below:
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Bringing this back since it’s the season ❄️
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
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ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
I don’t care how easy it is to abuse gimme that power to go back and do a day over till I get it right, first move smash phone
TIL some men poop in the shower and smush it down the drain. I feel I have lost about 10,000 brain cells bc I know this now
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don’t care how easy it is to abuse gimme that power to go back and do a day over till I get it right, first move smash phone
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Fishes fam 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑
it fascinates me how most everyone in the U.S. does turkey for Thanksgiving, but we are all over the map as to what we eat for Christmas (as is proper for a hugely diverse nation).
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I also use the bacon method. Although turkey is Christmas dinner where I come from.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Fishes fam 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑
Still zero accountability for this fuckin thing. No one held responsible, ever. The second Pelosi and Biden decided to move on, a healthy democracy would have booted them
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Still zero accountability for this fuckin thing. No one held responsible, ever. The second Pelosi and Biden decided to move on, a healthy democracy would have booted them