CorgiTeaTime
@corgiteatime.bsky.social
She/they. Excellent tastes in reblogs. Dice hoarding 39 year old idiot. Used to live in Indiana. Upstate NY.
Demon Slayer, Baldur's Gate 3, Bloodborne, Silent Hill, Myst, The Locked Tomb. Obamitsu brainrot.
Demon Slayer, Baldur's Gate 3, Bloodborne, Silent Hill, Myst, The Locked Tomb. Obamitsu brainrot.
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Timeline cleanse. Currently happening in my kitchen:
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Timeline cleanse. Currently happening in my kitchen:
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it's 2016. overwatch comes out.
it's 2026. overwatch comes out.
it's 2026. overwatch comes out.
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
it's 2016. overwatch comes out.
it's 2026. overwatch comes out.
it's 2026. overwatch comes out.
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Valveโs Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing. Valve is now aiming to launch its Steam Machine in the first half of 2026, rather than early 2026. How much will it cost, though? www.theverge.com/games/874196...
Valveโs Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing
Youโll have to wait a little longer for Valveโs new hardware.
www.theverge.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Valveโs Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing. Valve is now aiming to launch its Steam Machine in the first half of 2026, rather than early 2026. How much will it cost, though? www.theverge.com/games/874196...
I made this meme in 2022 only to be proven wrong a year later and then in 2026, I'm right again.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I made this meme in 2022 only to be proven wrong a year later and then in 2026, I'm right again.
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he went to Kroger
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
he went to Kroger
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I need it to go with my. Dominoโs Rolex.
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I need it to go with my. Dominoโs Rolex.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
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๐ญ Listen, theyโre not tearsโฆitโs hot lava pouring from my eyeballs okay. Thatโs how angry I am. ๐ก๐ซ
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#relatable #memes #mewhenimangry #meexplainingwhyimangry #icrywhenimmad
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#relatable #memes #mewhenimangry #meexplainingwhyimangry #icrywhenimmad
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
๐ญ Listen, theyโre not tearsโฆitโs hot lava pouring from my eyeballs okay. Thatโs how angry I am. ๐ก๐ซ
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#relatable #memes #mewhenimangry #meexplainingwhyimangry #icrywhenimmad
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#relatable #memes #mewhenimangry #meexplainingwhyimangry #icrywhenimmad
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by the bane of my blade, a mighty spell is made and
far beyond the battle blood shall fall like a hard rain
far beyond the battle blood shall fall like a hard rain
February 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
by the bane of my blade, a mighty spell is made and
far beyond the battle blood shall fall like a hard rain
far beyond the battle blood shall fall like a hard rain
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credit where credit is due: it's actually extremely funny to say that someone sounds like they're going "bar bar bar bar." rare insult that is worth remembering for millenia.
February 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
credit where credit is due: it's actually extremely funny to say that someone sounds like they're going "bar bar bar bar." rare insult that is worth remembering for millenia.
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at the foot fetishist home goods store
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
at the foot fetishist home goods store
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the forbidden candy
February 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
the forbidden candy
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I love video games
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I love video games
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Security Gamera
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Security Gamera
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70 follower account muted by 10,000 people: take a seat yallโฆ itโs time to explain the lore of dril selling his account. it all started five years ago when my carbon monoxide detector mysteriously stopped working (1/525)
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
70 follower account muted by 10,000 people: take a seat yallโฆ itโs time to explain the lore of dril selling his account. it all started five years ago when my carbon monoxide detector mysteriously stopped working (1/525)
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Devotion
Acrylic on board
Acrylic on board
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Devotion
Acrylic on board
Acrylic on board
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"Stark, you're talking to the biggest bag fumbler of the millenium. I would know, I lived all that time and I have never heard of anyone that fumbled as bad as me. It has been a century and I'm >still< waking up in cold sweat remembering even more chances that I botched. The man proposed to me."
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
"Stark, you're talking to the biggest bag fumbler of the millenium. I would know, I lived all that time and I have never heard of anyone that fumbled as bad as me. It has been a century and I'm >still< waking up in cold sweat remembering even more chances that I botched. The man proposed to me."
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corgis are all of them always all at once
No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
February 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
corgis are all of them always all at once
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Man gets shot, he goes to the doctor. Doctor says the cure is simple, here's a referral to a specialist in Reno. Man says you'll never believe where i just came from
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Man gets shot, he goes to the doctor. Doctor says the cure is simple, here's a referral to a specialist in Reno. Man says you'll never believe where i just came from
no one in the history of humanity has ever suffered as much as i am right now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
no one in the history of humanity has ever suffered as much as i am right now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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@corgiteatime.bsky.social stole your blorbo
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
@corgiteatime.bsky.social stole your blorbo