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Every election the dems come to us, hat in hand doing their best sheepish, "garsh gang! we hate to bring bad news but the republicans wanna kill everybody. we can stop them if we give them just a few ppl to kill, who are y'all willing to sacrifice?" and we go for it EVERY TIME!
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In case anyone needs a ride home. #NYE
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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I know I keep reposting this constantly but the due date is tomorrow
I had to go ahead and cancel my appt since I couldn't make the goal in time. But I do still need $65 to cover tomorrow's bill and my meds.
I have a bill coming up in a couple of days, and my doctor an appointment for me to get a ct scan tomorrow.

Altogether, this will be $145. Can y'all please help me raise at least $90 today, and the rest before 1.1.2026?
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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may palestinians see freedom in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Ok but if you’re into the woo woo clean on the second. DO NOT CLEAN TOMORROW.
It’s okay. The new year is either the start of Spring and/or your birthday

Enjoy yourself tonight, clean tomorrow
My house not clean yall
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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We did our best😭 the real new year aint til the spring equinox anyway lol
My house not clean yall
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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The universe knows my heart
My house not clean yall
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Some years it is what it is. It’ll be there on the 2nd.
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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DRINK YA POT LIKKER!!!!!
1 cup of cooked collard greens has 357 mg of calcium, but 1 cup of dairy millk has 306 mg.

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Loads of antioxidants.

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Collard Greens: Nutrition, Benefits, Recipe, and More
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January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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And if you need someone otp with you while you walk to wherever you need to go, I can do that too.

Make it home. No arrests, no deaths, no bullshit tonight. 2026 can’t be a good year if you don’t make it there.
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Let's be real: We take out a loan to buy the thing we need to get to the job we need to pay back the loan.
The system is designed for a depreciating asset to be a mandatory life purchase. If you've ever felt trapped by a car payment, you're not alone.
These people who are taking 84-month car loans and paying $1,000/month, I hope you really love your car because you’re gonna be living out of it soon
January 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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In all seriousness, if you drink more than expected tonight, please text/message/@ me. I will happily pay for an Uber/Lyft if you don’t have the means to or anyone else to cover for you. Would like for y’all to actually make it to see the new year, please 🙃
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
the first sign of a bitch ass nigga. talking all up under women's clothes period. kiss and tell/"she a hoe"/"my boy used to..." any of it immediate 🚩
January 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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this reminds me of my favorite scripture
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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You can’t give yo pussy to a nigga who ain’t used to getting pussy cuz that pussy gon be eerbody bizness
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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You can't sell dope to these niggas cause they broke and
they snitchin', got these niggas bussin' shots up in yo' business
You can’t give yo pussy to a nigga who ain’t used to getting pussy cuz that pussy gon be eerbody bizness
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Good afternoon you handsome and gorgeous. It’s the last day of 2025. What are your 2026 parenting intentions? I’ll share mine.
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i grew up thinking it was bad luck to leave your christmas decorations up into the new year. my neighbors all still got theirs up.
January 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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There is no state in this country where you can live a comfortable life on $15 an hour.
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i really hope so.
This is why everybody hated him and both sides linked up like power rangers to stop him. He is about to show us what's possible when you actually give af about the people who elected you and make everybody else look CRAZY.
“Gone are the days when companies like Instacart and DoorDash can bully their way into record profits on the backs of workers and consumers," said Sam Levine, the incoming head of the Dept. of Consumer and Worker Protection under Mayor Mamdani.
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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This is why everybody hated him and both sides linked up like power rangers to stop him. He is about to show us what's possible when you actually give af about the people who elected you and make everybody else look CRAZY.
“Gone are the days when companies like Instacart and DoorDash can bully their way into record profits on the backs of workers and consumers," said Sam Levine, the incoming head of the Dept. of Consumer and Worker Protection under Mayor Mamdani.
Mamdani Appoints Pro-Labor Lawyer To Run Worker Protection Agency - Streetsblog New York City
"My life's work has been about ensuring that money and power cannot trample the rights and dignity of working people," said the incoming DCWP commissioner, Sam Levine.
buff.ly
December 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I saw people who said we shouldn’t get the Covid vaccine saying they would be first in line to get the Monkeypox vaccine. People would rather risk death than being “ugly”. The ignorance in our community is baffling sometimes.
Covid had folks sitting at home too long talking about, "plandemic" and thinking they were smarter than Dr. Fauci.
December 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Looking to anyone last name Bush for leadership. Wow.
Former President George W. Bush's silence through all of this is deafening. Whatever his policies and presidency amounted to, he was never anti-democracy. He knows what Trump is doing is wrong and dangerous. He should be speaking out.
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Duppy will get you if you steal them from people's graves...
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM