Dan Conlin
@convito.bsky.social
Cis He/him
I have cats and like video games. Protect trans kids.
I have cats and like video games. Protect trans kids.
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Those few seconds before you realize it's a satire site are what make me feel alive.
A bizarre moment from this morning’s Nintendo Direct has left fans feeling bewildered.
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November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Those few seconds before you realize it's a satire site are what make me feel alive.
I'm more invested in video game romances than my own love life because only one of them is completely chill with you taking a long time to pick a dialog option.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'm more invested in video game romances than my own love life because only one of them is completely chill with you taking a long time to pick a dialog option.
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Extremely tired of everyone coming out to be like "actually a year later I think Dragon Age: The Veilguard is bad".
The entire internet has spent the last year saying this and has not found anything interesting or useful to say. You're not adding anything of value to the world.
The entire internet has spent the last year saying this and has not found anything interesting or useful to say. You're not adding anything of value to the world.
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Extremely tired of everyone coming out to be like "actually a year later I think Dragon Age: The Veilguard is bad".
The entire internet has spent the last year saying this and has not found anything interesting or useful to say. You're not adding anything of value to the world.
The entire internet has spent the last year saying this and has not found anything interesting or useful to say. You're not adding anything of value to the world.
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vince gilligan shaved his moustache and i can tell you right now it would take me like ten years to figure out clark kent is superman. who the fuck is that
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
vince gilligan shaved his moustache and i can tell you right now it would take me like ten years to figure out clark kent is superman. who the fuck is that
Anyone else ever had the supermarket cashier ring up the alcohol in your cart then clearly start to ask for your ID before cutting himself off when he notices the prune juice?
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Anyone else ever had the supermarket cashier ring up the alcohol in your cart then clearly start to ask for your ID before cutting himself off when he notices the prune juice?
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A good bit for a Star Wars movie would be Yoda having to get his robe washed so he has to borrow a normal sized one and he’s sitting in his chair during Jedi Council swimming in the thing and getting more and more pissed off about it
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A good bit for a Star Wars movie would be Yoda having to get his robe washed so he has to borrow a normal sized one and he’s sitting in his chair during Jedi Council swimming in the thing and getting more and more pissed off about it
This is how I discover I'm not as white as I thought I was.
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is how I discover I'm not as white as I thought I was.
I'm begging you all to make a habit of asking yourself "is this game/show/movie/book/etc. actually bad, or do I just enjoy having a target?"
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I'm begging you all to make a habit of asking yourself "is this game/show/movie/book/etc. actually bad, or do I just enjoy having a target?"
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Full disclosure, I've been struggling. I'd been having to cover paying for both myself and my ex-husband for years, while I barely had enough money to cover myself. So now, even though I'm out of that situation, I'm still struggling because he completely drained me financially. If you wanna help:
I set up my Ko-Fi voice over commissions page! ko-fi.com/amtrax/commi...
I have options for per-line commissions (up to 15 lines) and hourly commissions. So if you want me to record a dumb meme for you, narration for your Youtube video, character shoutouts, etc, this is the place to do it!
I have options for per-line commissions (up to 15 lines) and hourly commissions. So if you want me to record a dumb meme for you, narration for your Youtube video, character shoutouts, etc, this is the place to do it!
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Full disclosure, I've been struggling. I'd been having to cover paying for both myself and my ex-husband for years, while I barely had enough money to cover myself. So now, even though I'm out of that situation, I'm still struggling because he completely drained me financially. If you wanna help:
On this N7 day, I'm just happy to know we've got at least two Mass Effect-likes coming alongside 5 cause despite being a massive ME fan, I have no intention whatsoever of supporting anything from EA going forward.
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
On this N7 day, I'm just happy to know we've got at least two Mass Effect-likes coming alongside 5 cause despite being a massive ME fan, I have no intention whatsoever of supporting anything from EA going forward.
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
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even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim
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This magazine just fired all of their politics staffers
We are honored to receive the @rooseveltinstitute.org's 2025 Four Freedoms Award for Freedom of Speech and Expression, and to be among a stellar class of laureates including @wck.org, @cvt.org, and more. Details: tnvge.co/ZMIUg7v
November 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This magazine just fired all of their politics staffers
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thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
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You can't make this up.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You can't make this up.
Cinema.
Donkey Kong Country 2 - In The Swamp Tonight [Bayou Boogie]
YouTube video by Jammin' Sam Miller
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October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Cinema.
1. Harding
2. Emmrich
3. Taash
4. Shield slamming dudes
5. Bellara
6. Davrin and Assan (package deal)
7. Isabela's arena intros
8. Rolling into crates and barrels
9. The cute merchant at the Veil Jumper camp like hey what's their deal are they single haha jk unless
10. Treviso
2. Emmrich
3. Taash
4. Shield slamming dudes
5. Bellara
6. Davrin and Assan (package deal)
7. Isabela's arena intros
8. Rolling into crates and barrels
9. The cute merchant at the Veil Jumper camp like hey what's their deal are they single haha jk unless
10. Treviso
My favorite things about Dragon Age: Veilguard 💜
1. Solas
2. Wolf Solas
3. Trickster God
4. Felassan
5. Varric
6. Mythal
7. Ghilan'nain
8. Elgar'nan
9. Lucanis
10. Davrin
1. Solas
2. Wolf Solas
3. Trickster God
4. Felassan
5. Varric
6. Mythal
7. Ghilan'nain
8. Elgar'nan
9. Lucanis
10. Davrin
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
1. Harding
2. Emmrich
3. Taash
4. Shield slamming dudes
5. Bellara
6. Davrin and Assan (package deal)
7. Isabela's arena intros
8. Rolling into crates and barrels
9. The cute merchant at the Veil Jumper camp like hey what's their deal are they single haha jk unless
10. Treviso
2. Emmrich
3. Taash
4. Shield slamming dudes
5. Bellara
6. Davrin and Assan (package deal)
7. Isabela's arena intros
8. Rolling into crates and barrels
9. The cute merchant at the Veil Jumper camp like hey what's their deal are they single haha jk unless
10. Treviso
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This is nothing about the content of the article, but i honestly hope that Manfred's face is on every article about EA falling to pieces. My little boy all grown up and cheering on the death of a multimillion dollar company ❤️❤️
www.gamesradar.com/games/ea-cla...
www.gamesradar.com/games/ea-cla...
EA claims "our creative freedom and player-first values will remain intact" after buyout, and "even with the new debt" of $20 billion it will work to grow the company
Phew, thank goodness for that
www.gamesradar.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is nothing about the content of the article, but i honestly hope that Manfred's face is on every article about EA falling to pieces. My little boy all grown up and cheering on the death of a multimillion dollar company ❤️❤️
www.gamesradar.com/games/ea-cla...
www.gamesradar.com/games/ea-cla...
I knew studying Japanese would be difficult but I didn't think it would be IMPOSSIBLE.
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I knew studying Japanese would be difficult but I didn't think it would be IMPOSSIBLE.
I know people who don't use their turn signals are neurotypical because they expect me to read their body language.
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I know people who don't use their turn signals are neurotypical because they expect me to read their body language.
Wanna thank Kpop Demon Hunters for finally offering representation for what I look like in candid photos.
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Wanna thank Kpop Demon Hunters for finally offering representation for what I look like in candid photos.