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Never promised you a rose garden
AAAHHHHHHH FUCK OFF
Sick of it ffs
Phillipe Auclair this time. Why must we have fart huffers phoning in their tepid bullshit whenever it’s important?
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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it's just sensible grown up politics from the adults in the room!
NEW: Keir Starmer has left the door open to a deal with the Taliban to send asylum seekers back to Afghanistan
Keir Starmer open to Taliban returns deal as Nigel Farage sets out deportation plans
www.thenational.scot
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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August 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social can’t be certain, but the first time I saw the jet2 advert meme was this vid of Manchester United and Spurs fans fighting in San Sebastián back in May x.com/danny_mcmoom...
x.com
August 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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we have to kill the computer
July 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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how I'm getting around the UK face verification
July 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Wozzy Osborne, more like
July 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Absolutely nothing worse on this planet that a northern ticket checker. Thick as cold shit
July 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My dreams are too abstract for your feeble little minds (ice cream van that plays the countdown theme)
July 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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just super stuff
July 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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This is his time.
July 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I killed a man with a baguette in 1972
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes

for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Incredible what this country will do to avoid doing anything worthwhile at all
Starting July 25, Bluesky will require users in the UK to scan their face, upload an ID or verify their identity with a bankcard.

I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.
www.theverge.com
July 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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45 minutes later and we’re winning it all
July 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
45 minutes later and we’re winning it all
July 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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POV: You're a crab and a child is about to put you in their bucket
July 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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July 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Learning there’s a film starring Nic Cage about the sinking of the USS Indianapolis and might I say thank you
July 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Trains - if you're British, you know they suck

Please take 1 minute to send We Own It's letter to your MP so they know you want them to fight for a railway that works for us, not shareholders. weownit.org.uk/act-now/grea...
Make Great British Railways Truly Great - take action | We Own It
Passengers need public ownership of rail to truly deliver for them. Here's how your MP can make sure of it.
weownit.org.uk
July 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Abolish private schools.

Both of these guys would have been crucified in a comprehensive and we'd all be better off for it.
Matt Goodwin telling Michael Gove that he wants to be Home Secretary in a Reform government.
June 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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it’s going to be so mad when the IDF is found guilty of countless horrifying war crimes and everyone is like, “actually i was always against them too”
June 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Amazes me how much more I actually read on here compared to twitter. Like I can give a shit what people say without having to block a hundred people an hour
June 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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May 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM