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They/them, antiracist Heathen, AuDHD, weird nerd into plants, bugs, string, and human systems. And too many podcasts. Chaparral / Muwekma Ohlone land.
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"Fuck canon" has its virtues as an interpretive stance, but you've gotta know what the canon is before you can fuck it.
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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did a fire write this
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i was proud that i could spell Symphyotrichum correctly on the first try.

taxonomy looked upon my hubris and laughed
trying to make one of those toddler alphabet books like "A is for apple" but with all of the most obnoxiously long genus names I can possibly find, spread as evenly as I can between plants, animals, fungi, and other thingies. K is for Kimmeridgebrachypteraeschnidium
December 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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extra scene of Éowyn hamming it way up as Dernhelm very self-consciously trying to drop a "casual" F-bomb to sound tough and manly and it's super cringe for everyone especially the audience
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Finished this patch pair inspired by talavera and ceramics.

This patches and other goodies have a holiday discount till jan 6, link to my shop in my bio ;)

#SciArt #insectart #art #embroidery
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Make a Bond movie academic:

“Doctor?” “No”: The Outcome of My Dissertation Defense
Make a Bond movie academic:

Peer Review to a Kill
Make a Bond movie academic:

Live and Let Dissertate
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I wrote about that viral video of Tesla's Optimus robot falling over and other times when it's become obvious that Elon Musk's robots don't work autonomously.
Elon Musk's Optimus Robot Collapses in a Hilariously Suspicious Way
Musk says he's going to make 1 million robots per year by 2030.
gizmodo.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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This afternoon's doodle features 3 species of Mole Salamanders.

The females of some populations of Mole salamanders exist only as females, and mate with males of multiple other species. They then patchwork those genes into their daughters. This process is called Kleptogenesis.
December 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is a fascinating deep read of an 1892 book on "Degeneracy". The author discusses his understanding of mental health (interesting mix of some accurate observations with horrific interpretations), and his idea of good vs. degenerate art (absolutely buck wild).
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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more confirmation that lurking clearly behind this idea of the “heritage american” is a straightforward contempt for the actual history and tradition of this country, such that vermeule has to hallucinate a framework to justify his desire to jettison the clear meaning of the 14th amendment
I had missed this latest delirium by Adrian Vermeule on birthright citizenship

'Common law?! NAH, it's the Roman law of adoption that should govern the interpretation of the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution!'

thenewdigest.substack.com/p/immigratio...
December 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Raindrops can bounce and then roll down a slope, picking up sand as they go.

The sand-covered balls transport up to 100 times more sediment downhill than drops that don’t roll, a fact that could help make more realistic computer models of soil erosion and land change. https://scim.ag/4p7ghBE
December 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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From the Archives

2022 12 21-27

Vow: helveticablanc.com/20221222-vow...
December 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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The popular flesh-eating deer-monster with the name that starts with a W is a serious figure in many Native American tribes and has been requested many times that it is not used as some goofy fun movie monster. Instead how about you consider: Not Deer? cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Not_Deer
Client Challenge
cryptidz.fandom.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Yup.
I'm telling y'all, these dudes don't know anything.🤡

Frank Sinatra was a vocal anti-racist. He fought racism with his actions, his words, and his money.

Actions:
Refused to stay at segregated hotels. Made sure Black artists got paid fairly.

Words:
Literally wrote an article in Ebony Magazine
December 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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My favorite experience in high school was when my comparative religions class (it was a side effect of the evolution drama, of course; 2002 I believe) went to the closest mosque. There an imam sat down and explained the Four Pillars of Islam to us, and then told us that now that we knew about Islam,
always after he explained what he believed as a Jew, he was barraged by emails from concerned students asking why he didn't believe Jesus was the son of God. And he said,

"Well there's a very simple answer to why I don't believe Jesus is the son of God."

"Because he's not."
December 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Mouth of the Eel River, northern California, morning of Dec 22. Peak flow at Scotia, off this image to the south of the marker, was early on the morning of the 22nd, though it's currently rising again. Sentinel 2 image. I believe the Eel R basin still has highest measured sediment yield in the US.
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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sometimes I just say stuff
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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should probably make one about rfk and vaccines too…
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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It actually wouldn't be to hard to make this case (if I wanted to be a twerp). Guy defending his territory from people who take over with violence using his superior knowledge of unofficial pathways echoing ...
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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“Eating Dates In Babylonia” would be the name of my memoir
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I don’t even remember what his reply was in reference to but I remain perpetually obsessed with his reply
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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lot of good answers here (and also some terrible riffs if we're being honest) but one I haven't seen that would be very funny imo would be the whispery sauron voice in the last battle yelping "fuck" when the eye of sauron goes wide as it realizes where the ring is/what the plan is
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.

"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."

commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM