Couchman
@comfycouchman.bsky.social
Model painter, tabletop gamer, and all around nerd. Most comfortable of all superheroes!
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Couchman
@comfycouchman.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Hello! I'm Couchman (he/him), and I paint models! Mostly 40k these days from a number of different factions, but occasionally I do some other stuff!
Other interests: TTRPGs (D&D foremost), board & card games, comics, and art!
Other interests: TTRPGs (D&D foremost), board & card games, comics, and art!
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January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Okay, done yelling at clouds for today.
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Okay, done yelling at clouds for today.
"Before it gets that far"!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? WE'RE LONG PAST "THAT FAR." How many fucking crimes does this administration get to commit before it's enough!? How is this worthless fucking turd still in office, let alone in a leadership position!?
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
"Before it gets that far"!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? WE'RE LONG PAST "THAT FAR." How many fucking crimes does this administration get to commit before it's enough!? How is this worthless fucking turd still in office, let alone in a leadership position!?
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may I present you all with a belle in these trying times
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
may I present you all with a belle in these trying times
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
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we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
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Video of my Adeptus Mechanicus codex cover artwork kitbash #warhammer
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Video of my Adeptus Mechanicus codex cover artwork kitbash #warhammer
Every time I feel like I cannot hate and be ashamed of my government any more, they find new depths to sink to. I am fucking livid. Not just with Trump and the other bloodthirsty monsters in his cabinet, but with every single member of congress who failed to hold him accountable in his first term.
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Every time I feel like I cannot hate and be ashamed of my government any more, they find new depths to sink to. I am fucking livid. Not just with Trump and the other bloodthirsty monsters in his cabinet, but with every single member of congress who failed to hold him accountable in his first term.
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
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Finished up the first model of the new year! #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #Nerdlings #miniatures
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Finished up the first model of the new year! #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #Nerdlings #miniatures
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The closest comparison for the Grok thing we can imagine right now is if cereal made a bunch of people ill and the news put a microphone in front of some cereal boxes at the grocery store and was like “well they didn’t admit guilt, not sure who else we can ask”
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
The closest comparison for the Grok thing we can imagine right now is if cereal made a bunch of people ill and the news put a microphone in front of some cereal boxes at the grocery store and was like “well they didn’t admit guilt, not sure who else we can ask”
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THE KRAKEN IS SUMMONED!!!
They are the Krakenborn, the 2nd Legion, spurned before the heresy and now returned to reave bloody vengeance across the galaxy. Their Primarch is Sgathach and she's huge 🦑❤️
They are the Krakenborn, the 2nd Legion, spurned before the heresy and now returned to reave bloody vengeance across the galaxy. Their Primarch is Sgathach and she's huge 🦑❤️
January 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
THE KRAKEN IS SUMMONED!!!
They are the Krakenborn, the 2nd Legion, spurned before the heresy and now returned to reave bloody vengeance across the galaxy. Their Primarch is Sgathach and she's huge 🦑❤️
They are the Krakenborn, the 2nd Legion, spurned before the heresy and now returned to reave bloody vengeance across the galaxy. Their Primarch is Sgathach and she's huge 🦑❤️
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Hi everyone. I lost my job recently and I'm struggling to find another. I struggle with depression and that is affecting my search. I'm out of funds and am low on food. If anyone could spare anything to help out, I would be very grateful.
PayPal: couchman314@aol.com
CashApp: $ComfyCouchman
PayPal: couchman314@aol.com
CashApp: $ComfyCouchman
December 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Having trouble articulating this, but I find something off even in articles critical of LLMs' role in suicides, like that NYT one. It's in the way they speciously ascribe agency to them ("ChatGPT recommended," "ChatGPT confirmed," etc.) in ways that ultimately legitimize the industry's own fictions.
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Having trouble articulating this, but I find something off even in articles critical of LLMs' role in suicides, like that NYT one. It's in the way they speciously ascribe agency to them ("ChatGPT recommended," "ChatGPT confirmed," etc.) in ways that ultimately legitimize the industry's own fictions.
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Stop showing me the Grok “apology” like it matters, like it’s not just a meaningless string of pre-determined output. Stop normalising the idea that software is capable of accepting responsibility in the place of the people who created it.
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Stop showing me the Grok “apology” like it matters, like it’s not just a meaningless string of pre-determined output. Stop normalising the idea that software is capable of accepting responsibility in the place of the people who created it.
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Posting this yet again in the vain hope that it does anything.
I know it's incredibly silly, but it feels like there's so little I can actually do to find a job.
I know it's incredibly silly, but it feels like there's so little I can actually do to find a job.
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Posting this yet again in the vain hope that it does anything.
I know it's incredibly silly, but it feels like there's so little I can actually do to find a job.
I know it's incredibly silly, but it feels like there's so little I can actually do to find a job.
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Alright, here we go. Every model painted this year.
Deathwatch - 76
Orks - 50 (28 my scheme, 22 my friend's)
Marvel Crisis Protocol- 28
Miscellaneous Imperial- 25
Astra Militarum - 11
Death Guard - 1
Absolvers - 1
Total - 192
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #minipainting
Deathwatch - 76
Orks - 50 (28 my scheme, 22 my friend's)
Marvel Crisis Protocol- 28
Miscellaneous Imperial- 25
Astra Militarum - 11
Death Guard - 1
Absolvers - 1
Total - 192
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #minipainting
December 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Alright, here we go. Every model painted this year.
Deathwatch - 76
Orks - 50 (28 my scheme, 22 my friend's)
Marvel Crisis Protocol- 28
Miscellaneous Imperial- 25
Astra Militarum - 11
Death Guard - 1
Absolvers - 1
Total - 192
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #minipainting
Deathwatch - 76
Orks - 50 (28 my scheme, 22 my friend's)
Marvel Crisis Protocol- 28
Miscellaneous Imperial- 25
Astra Militarum - 11
Death Guard - 1
Absolvers - 1
Total - 192
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #minipainting
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Going into 2026 like
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Going into 2026 like
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First model I painted for the year vs the last... unit (I forget which of those guys was the last one). #WarhammerCommunity #WePaintMinis #NewYear2026
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
First model I painted for the year vs the last... unit (I forget which of those guys was the last one). #WarhammerCommunity #WePaintMinis #NewYear2026
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