Couchman
@comfycouchman.bsky.social
Model painter, tabletop gamer, and all around nerd. Most comfortable of all superheroes!
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Couchman
@comfycouchman.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Hello! I'm Couchman (he/him), and I paint models! Mostly 40k these days from a number of different factions, but occasionally I do some other stuff!
Other interests: TTRPGs (D&D foremost), board & card games, comics, and art!
Other interests: TTRPGs (D&D foremost), board & card games, comics, and art!
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oh my god he's such a fucking loser
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
oh my god he's such a fucking loser
Got more work done on the Imperial weirdos. Dog is all done, priest is coming along nicely, as is the assassin.
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
January 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Got more work done on the Imperial weirdos. Dog is all done, priest is coming along nicely, as is the assassin.
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
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For this coming year, I’m building an Alpha Legion, HH, ZM list for a new campaign. So far, I’ve built a pathfinder, saboteur, and siege master for HQs. Two five man headhunter squads, and a contemptor dread. I’ll start painting once some upgrade bits are delivered.
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
For this coming year, I’m building an Alpha Legion, HH, ZM list for a new campaign. So far, I’ve built a pathfinder, saboteur, and siege master for HQs. Two five man headhunter squads, and a contemptor dread. I’ll start painting once some upgrade bits are delivered.
I'm biased, but I would also like to recommend painting or drawing! Seriously, art is very good for combating negative emotions. It's why art therapy is a thing. Or if drawing and painting aren't your jam, cook or bake something! Regardless of how you do it or how good it is, MAKE something!
Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I'm biased, but I would also like to recommend painting or drawing! Seriously, art is very good for combating negative emotions. It's why art therapy is a thing. Or if drawing and painting aren't your jam, cook or bake something! Regardless of how you do it or how good it is, MAKE something!
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Hi everyone. I lost my job recently and I'm struggling to find another. I struggle with depression and that is affecting my search. I'm out of funds and am low on food. If anyone could spare anything to help out, I would be very grateful.
PayPal: couchman314@aol.com
CashApp: $ComfyCouchman
PayPal: couchman314@aol.com
CashApp: $ComfyCouchman
December 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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How are voters meant to understand how serious things are if in lieu of shouting fire AND going into building with hoses, you're simply posting fire safety suggestions on social media?
Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.
Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
How are voters meant to understand how serious things are if in lieu of shouting fire AND going into building with hoses, you're simply posting fire safety suggestions on social media?
Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.
Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.
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Banner Train!
I did up some neat banners to represent Slaves to Darkness Ensorcelled Banners (plus a regular one 🤷).
Banner of Rage. Eroding Icon. Banner of Screaming Flesh.
Never did a Tzeentch Blasted Standard though (cause the rules were poopy) 🤷
I did up some neat banners to represent Slaves to Darkness Ensorcelled Banners (plus a regular one 🤷).
Banner of Rage. Eroding Icon. Banner of Screaming Flesh.
Never did a Tzeentch Blasted Standard though (cause the rules were poopy) 🤷
January 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Banner Train!
I did up some neat banners to represent Slaves to Darkness Ensorcelled Banners (plus a regular one 🤷).
Banner of Rage. Eroding Icon. Banner of Screaming Flesh.
Never did a Tzeentch Blasted Standard though (cause the rules were poopy) 🤷
I did up some neat banners to represent Slaves to Darkness Ensorcelled Banners (plus a regular one 🤷).
Banner of Rage. Eroding Icon. Banner of Screaming Flesh.
Never did a Tzeentch Blasted Standard though (cause the rules were poopy) 🤷
I'm down for this. I love banner bearers! I wish I had more to show off, but this is the only one I've managed. Banners intimidate me...
#minipainting #nerdlings #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #miniatures
#minipainting #nerdlings #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #miniatures
January 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I'm down for this. I love banner bearers! I wish I had more to show off, but this is the only one I've managed. Banners intimidate me...
#minipainting #nerdlings #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #miniatures
#minipainting #nerdlings #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #miniatures
This looks so cool, even unpainted. I would LOVE to have a cool thematic table like this.
The Pinball table is making its debut today at the flgs (unpainted). So far it's been pretty fun!
#CrisisProtocol #wargaming
#CrisisProtocol #wargaming
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
This looks so cool, even unpainted. I would LOVE to have a cool thematic table like this.
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Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
The hilarious thing is that I had a similar experience in my own art history classes, only with some crude illustrations as visual aids.
Actually... looking at the date of the op... this might have been the same class!?
Actually... looking at the date of the op... this might have been the same class!?
January 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The hilarious thing is that I had a similar experience in my own art history classes, only with some crude illustrations as visual aids.
Actually... looking at the date of the op... this might have been the same class!?
Actually... looking at the date of the op... this might have been the same class!?
It's more productive than just going about business as usual...
“Oh but if Democrats did that Republicans would just vote it down, wouldn’t convict and would rally their base to defend Trump’s crimes.”
Yeah, okay, make them do that then.
Yeah, okay, make them do that then.
January 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
It's more productive than just going about business as usual...
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Posting this yet again in the vain hope that it does anything.
I know it's incredibly silly, but it feels like there's so little I can actually do to find a job.
I know it's incredibly silly, but it feels like there's so little I can actually do to find a job.
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Posting this yet again in the vain hope that it does anything.
I know it's incredibly silly, but it feels like there's so little I can actually do to find a job.
I know it's incredibly silly, but it feels like there's so little I can actually do to find a job.
I would much prefer a council of trans people over our current leadership.
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I would much prefer a council of trans people over our current leadership.
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Done transfers on some Blood Angels last night. #Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Done transfers on some Blood Angels last night. #Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity
Got another Imperial weirdo finished up today. Got a few more on the table to do next. #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #WIP #Nerdlings #miniaturepainting
January 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Got another Imperial weirdo finished up today. Got a few more on the table to do next. #Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #WIP #Nerdlings #miniaturepainting
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January 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
Okay, done yelling at clouds for today.
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Okay, done yelling at clouds for today.
"Before it gets that far"!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? WE'RE LONG PAST "THAT FAR." How many fucking crimes does this administration get to commit before it's enough!? How is this worthless fucking turd still in office, let alone in a leadership position!?
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
"Before it gets that far"!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? WE'RE LONG PAST "THAT FAR." How many fucking crimes does this administration get to commit before it's enough!? How is this worthless fucking turd still in office, let alone in a leadership position!?
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may I present you all with a belle in these trying times
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
may I present you all with a belle in these trying times
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
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we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
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Video of my Adeptus Mechanicus codex cover artwork kitbash #warhammer
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Video of my Adeptus Mechanicus codex cover artwork kitbash #warhammer