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Got more soul than a sock with a hole (he/they 22)
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“In this moment of political darkness, New York will be the light.”

Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Just saw the news
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Five years ago today we lost the greatest to ever do it

REST IN PEACE DOOM
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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rest in peace D'Angelo. god what a loss
October 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️
October 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
RIP D’Angelo man what the hell
October 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Paul Simon
What is Dad playing?
September 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
How it feels to refer to Dipset as “The Diplomats”
September 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Pronoun update check bio
September 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Post a random photo or everything goes wrong in September
August 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
CRACKER BARREL: I can't, Sir...
cracker barrel went woke. they went fucking woke.
August 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I'm a big believer in most of the world existing in a Grey area but I do believe that , in this year of 2025 , if you still ride hard for Trump. You are either evil or dumb as shit (or a combo of both). There is no space outside those two things.
August 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
August 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
July 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Today’s one of those days where I get the uncontrollable urge to listen to Trick Daddy’s Shut Up twenty times in a row
July 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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he said he just realized i’m counting to 16 on it
What's his position on the Huzzah Remix?
July 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM