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Got more soul than a sock with a hole (he/they 22)
Just saw the news
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Five years ago today we lost the greatest to ever do it

REST IN PEACE DOOM
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
September 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
How it feels to refer to Dipset as “The Diplomats”
September 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Post a random photo or everything goes wrong in September
August 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
August 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Bar of the year for me
June 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🔥 🔥 🔥
June 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Happy Easter
April 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
If you see this, post a pic from your device without explanation
March 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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January 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
AOTYs of the last four years
January 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Jimmy Carter in 2028 watching Young Thug beat JD Vance in the general election
December 30, 2024 at 3:18 PM