Blockhead
@blockheadnyc.bsky.social
Hi... I make beats and dumb jokes
https://blockheadmusic.store/
Booking: Chris.swartz@dynamictalent.com
https://blockheadmusic.store/
Booking: Chris.swartz@dynamictalent.com
I understand why maga people rarely turn on him cause admitting you got fooled by THAT fucking guy is unbelievably embarrassing.
October 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I understand why maga people rarely turn on him cause admitting you got fooled by THAT fucking guy is unbelievably embarrassing.
Pete Hegseth , gacked up at the afters at 7 am gotta be the final boss of nightmare conversations.
September 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Pete Hegseth , gacked up at the afters at 7 am gotta be the final boss of nightmare conversations.
This whole "writing on a bullet " thing has given Republicans so much ammo (no pun intended) to make up all sorts of bullshit.
September 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This whole "writing on a bullet " thing has given Republicans so much ammo (no pun intended) to make up all sorts of bullshit.
The rapture is upon us but still gotta promote my new music. The last of my 3 summer singles "Creepy links" is out now on all streamers!
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September 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The rapture is upon us but still gotta promote my new music. The last of my 3 summer singles "Creepy links" is out now on all streamers!
ffm.to/creepy-links
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No one has ever looked more like their soul than Stephen Miller.
September 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
No one has ever looked more like their soul than Stephen Miller.
Every passing day is a different dystopian "didn't have_____ on my bingo card!" Joke that gets less and less funny.
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Every passing day is a different dystopian "didn't have_____ on my bingo card!" Joke that gets less and less funny.
I don't wish death upon anyone but it would be cool to throw dudes like adin ross, musk, Patel, Fuentes etc into that prism like jail in the sky that superman used.
September 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I don't wish death upon anyone but it would be cool to throw dudes like adin ross, musk, Patel, Fuentes etc into that prism like jail in the sky that superman used.
now both sides are scrambling to pin an ideology on this guy so they can blame the other side. I'm willing to bet, he didnt have a clear ideology. These overly online troll types tend to exist in a somewhat grey area that's more nihilist than anything else.
September 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
now both sides are scrambling to pin an ideology on this guy so they can blame the other side. I'm willing to bet, he didnt have a clear ideology. These overly online troll types tend to exist in a somewhat grey area that's more nihilist than anything else.
My new single "Creepy Links" is OUT NOW!
It's the final song in my summer singles series. It's creepy.
ffm.to/creepy-links
It's the final song in my summer singles series. It's creepy.
ffm.to/creepy-links
Blockhead - Creepy Links
new single out now
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September 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My new single "Creepy Links" is OUT NOW!
It's the final song in my summer singles series. It's creepy.
ffm.to/creepy-links
It's the final song in my summer singles series. It's creepy.
ffm.to/creepy-links
Is it callous to talk badly about someone who was just murdered? Sure. But, you know, sometimes the reaping and sowing just hit a little too hard. This would be like Bill Cosby dying from a spanish fly overdose.
September 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Is it callous to talk badly about someone who was just murdered? Sure. But, you know, sometimes the reaping and sowing just hit a little too hard. This would be like Bill Cosby dying from a spanish fly overdose.
If I'm being honest , i really dont care about the trump birthday card. It's obviously gross but , in terms of the collapse of democracy, it's very low on the list of things we need to be concerned with right now.
September 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If I'm being honest , i really dont care about the trump birthday card. It's obviously gross but , in terms of the collapse of democracy, it's very low on the list of things we need to be concerned with right now.
We live in such a cool timeline right now. If only there was a way to politicize everything. You like yellow Gatorade? OK COMMIE. You think tater tots are better than fries? Prepare to be exported.
Only then will this country reach its full potential.
Only then will this country reach its full potential.
September 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
We live in such a cool timeline right now. If only there was a way to politicize everything. You like yellow Gatorade? OK COMMIE. You think tater tots are better than fries? Prepare to be exported.
Only then will this country reach its full potential.
Only then will this country reach its full potential.
You think the supreme court justices talk to each other before 6 of them bend sense and logic to install some new fascist ruling and the three sane ones are ever like "come on guys, you can't actually believe that?!"
August 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You think the supreme court justices talk to each other before 6 of them bend sense and logic to install some new fascist ruling and the three sane ones are ever like "come on guys, you can't actually believe that?!"
Heading out on tour next Monday with Theivery Corporation!
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bnds.us/3pftc1
August 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Heading out on tour next Monday with Theivery Corporation!
bnds.us/3pftc1
bnds.us/3pftc1
Hi. This a little video reminding you about my new single "Honestly I haven’t danced in decades " and explaining the title I ALMOST called it.
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August 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hi. This a little video reminding you about my new single "Honestly I haven’t danced in decades " and explaining the title I ALMOST called it.
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Back in my day 👨🦳 it was relavitively easy to stay tapped in with most of what was going on in music cause, well, there was only so much shit and so many ways to keep track of it. Being tapped in now seems absolutely fucking exhausting.
August 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Back in my day 👨🦳 it was relavitively easy to stay tapped in with most of what was going on in music cause, well, there was only so much shit and so many ways to keep track of it. Being tapped in now seems absolutely fucking exhausting.
New single out now! The second single of my summer trio, "Honestly, I Haven't Danced In Decades " is streaming all over right now. Shake your ass to it, cause I sure as hell won't.
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August 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
New single out now! The second single of my summer trio, "Honestly, I Haven't Danced In Decades " is streaming all over right now. Shake your ass to it, cause I sure as hell won't.
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I'm a big believer in most of the world existing in a Grey area but I do believe that , in this year of 2025 , if you still ride hard for Trump. You are either evil or dumb as shit (or a combo of both). There is no space outside those two things.
August 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm a big believer in most of the world existing in a Grey area but I do believe that , in this year of 2025 , if you still ride hard for Trump. You are either evil or dumb as shit (or a combo of both). There is no space outside those two things.
Singing that part of "everybody loves the sunshine" but in a Borat voice like "my wife, my wife , my wife , my wife" , just being the worst possible human i can be.
August 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Singing that part of "everybody loves the sunshine" but in a Borat voice like "my wife, my wife , my wife , my wife" , just being the worst possible human i can be.
Shout outs in the liner notes used to be such a big deal. Even the occasional shout out song at the end of an album.
To explain to a young person now would feel like talking about rotary phones.
To explain to a young person now would feel like talking about rotary phones.
August 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Shout outs in the liner notes used to be such a big deal. Even the occasional shout out song at the end of an album.
To explain to a young person now would feel like talking about rotary phones.
To explain to a young person now would feel like talking about rotary phones.
Happy to announce I will be on tour supporting @ThieveryCorpDC for 9 shows on their west coast run. Tix on sale now!
August 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Happy to announce I will be on tour supporting @ThieveryCorpDC for 9 shows on their west coast run. Tix on sale now!
There is a really bizarre narrative I'm seeing comparing south park to all these loser comedien podcasts who only recently turned on trump. South park has been the north star of reason for the last 20 years and these dorks still think it's all fart jokes and Kenny dying.
July 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
There is a really bizarre narrative I'm seeing comparing south park to all these loser comedien podcasts who only recently turned on trump. South park has been the north star of reason for the last 20 years and these dorks still think it's all fart jokes and Kenny dying.
My political party is south park.
July 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My political party is south park.
New single out NOW! I'm doing a series of summer singles and the first one, "Morph and Mindy" is OUT today!
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July 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
New single out NOW! I'm doing a series of summer singles and the first one, "Morph and Mindy" is OUT today!
ffm.to/morph-and-mi...
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