Jess D
@comedylover7.bsky.social
In the words of the great Doechii, “I’m a 10 piece baby” 🍗
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The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
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October 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
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I can never decide if their incompetence is what might save us or kill us
This is a bombshell of a story. Hegseth willing to do but want cover from Trump in case it goes horribly wrong. But… archive.ph/2025.10.04-0...
October 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I can never decide if their incompetence is what might save us or kill us
I just took Tylenol 20 minutes ago and my menstrual cramps are gone but RFK Jr isn’t.
September 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I just took Tylenol 20 minutes ago and my menstrual cramps are gone but RFK Jr isn’t.
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Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
August 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
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To Donald Trump and his administration:
If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
August 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
To Donald Trump and his administration:
If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
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Pritzker: "It's cheating. Donald Trump is a cheater. He cheats on his wives. He cheats at golf. And now he's trying to cheat the American people out of their votes."
August 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Pritzker: "It's cheating. Donald Trump is a cheater. He cheats on his wives. He cheats at golf. And now he's trying to cheat the American people out of their votes."
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Panic! At the Coldplay Concert
July 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Panic! At the Coldplay Concert
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They’re finally using the GOP playbook!!!
Ossoff: Did anyone really think the sexual predator president who used to party with Jeffrey Epstein was going to release the Epstein files?
July 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
They’re finally using the GOP playbook!!!
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Fascism. Call it what it is.
Homan: "People need to understand ICE officers and Border Patrol don't need probable cause to walk up to somebody, briefly detain them, and question them ... based on their physical appearance."
July 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fascism. Call it what it is.
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One day Alligator Alcatraz will be filled with those who built it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-p0...
Alligator Alcatraz
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
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July 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
One day Alligator Alcatraz will be filled with those who built it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-p0...
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Ted Cruz is pontificating down at the campground in Texas.
I had to turn off my TV.
He was making me sick.
I had to turn off my TV.
He was making me sick.
July 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ted Cruz is pontificating down at the campground in Texas.
I had to turn off my TV.
He was making me sick.
I had to turn off my TV.
He was making me sick.
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So…bringing back indentured servitude, a form of enslavement? For the crime of being poor? The callous incoherence.
Brooke Rollins on farm laborers: "There will be no amnesty. The mass deportations continue, but in a strategic way. And we move the workforce toward automation and 100% American participation, which with 34 million able-bodied on Medicaid we should be able to do fairly quickly."
July 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
So…bringing back indentured servitude, a form of enslavement? For the crime of being poor? The callous incoherence.
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fuck it nothing matters it's time to start being the most insane version of myself
July 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
fuck it nothing matters it's time to start being the most insane version of myself
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Zohran HASN'T denounced this 😤
June 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Zohran HASN'T denounced this 😤
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In today’s episode of What Are They Thinking: “If you don’t see a hurricane coming… does it really exist?”
🚨 The Dept of Defense is shutting down its weather satellite program. No more data. No more updates. Meteorologists are scrambling—and we’re heading into peak storm season.
Brilliant timing.
🚨 The Dept of Defense is shutting down its weather satellite program. No more data. No more updates. Meteorologists are scrambling—and we’re heading into peak storm season.
Brilliant timing.
June 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
In today’s episode of What Are They Thinking: “If you don’t see a hurricane coming… does it really exist?”
🚨 The Dept of Defense is shutting down its weather satellite program. No more data. No more updates. Meteorologists are scrambling—and we’re heading into peak storm season.
Brilliant timing.
🚨 The Dept of Defense is shutting down its weather satellite program. No more data. No more updates. Meteorologists are scrambling—and we’re heading into peak storm season.
Brilliant timing.
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I hope they all burn painfully in hell and I don't even have to tell you who I'm talking about.
June 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I hope they all burn painfully in hell and I don't even have to tell you who I'm talking about.
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This isn’t over—we can still stop the GOP bill. I’m staying in the fight for every baby who shouldn’t go hungry. Every senior who shouldn’t get kicked out of a nursing home. Every American who shouldn’t lose their health care.
Now is the time to call your senators.
Now is the time to call your senators.
Look Up Your Senators' Numbers
Call your senators today and demand that they vote NO on this bill.
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June 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This isn’t over—we can still stop the GOP bill. I’m staying in the fight for every baby who shouldn’t go hungry. Every senior who shouldn’t get kicked out of a nursing home. Every American who shouldn’t lose their health care.
Now is the time to call your senators.
Now is the time to call your senators.
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This stuff is straight out of Orban/every strongman’s playbook
Ryan’s statement makes clear that the fed government had threatened to withhold unrelated university funding & student visas in order to coerce his resignation
All individual university leaders now have targets on their backs
All individual university leaders now have targets on their backs
June 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This stuff is straight out of Orban/every strongman’s playbook
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Stripping birthright citizenship from people born in this country goes against rights guaranteed in the Constitution. We must stand against unconstitutional actions and stand up for the fundamental rights granted to people in the United States of America.
June 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Stripping birthright citizenship from people born in this country goes against rights guaranteed in the Constitution. We must stand against unconstitutional actions and stand up for the fundamental rights granted to people in the United States of America.
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16 million Americans could lose their health care if the Big Ugly Bill passes. Mitch McConnell said they'll get over it.
The person who loses someone they love, the mama whose baby loses care, the grandma who gets kicked out of her nursing home—they won’t just get over it.
The person who loses someone they love, the mama whose baby loses care, the grandma who gets kicked out of her nursing home—they won’t just get over it.
June 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
16 million Americans could lose their health care if the Big Ugly Bill passes. Mitch McConnell said they'll get over it.
The person who loses someone they love, the mama whose baby loses care, the grandma who gets kicked out of her nursing home—they won’t just get over it.
The person who loses someone they love, the mama whose baby loses care, the grandma who gets kicked out of her nursing home—they won’t just get over it.
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In Independence Day they bomb the aliens and everyone starts cheering wildly. As the smoke clears, we see the alien ship is unscathed. That’s also what happened when Trump bombed Iran.
June 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
In Independence Day they bomb the aliens and everyone starts cheering wildly. As the smoke clears, we see the alien ship is unscathed. That’s also what happened when Trump bombed Iran.
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Bombing for peace is like burning books to promote literacy.
June 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Bombing for peace is like burning books to promote literacy.
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Vance: We launched an unconstitutional and illegal attack on a hunch.
WELKER: Do you and President Trump trust the US intelligence community and its assessments?
JD VANCE: Of course we trust our intelligence community, but we also trust our instincts
JD VANCE: Of course we trust our intelligence community, but we also trust our instincts
June 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Vance: We launched an unconstitutional and illegal attack on a hunch.