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The PhD stands for pretty huge dumbass.
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January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Five Classes from college:

1. Chemical Reaction Kinetics
2. Nanotechnology
3. Differential Equations and Linear Algebra
4. Greek Literature
5. Astrophysics
Five classes from college:
1. The City of Rome in Antiquity
2. Earthquakes
3. Latin Comedy
4. Imperial Russia, 1613-1917
5. Chemistry 105a
Five classes from college? Here are mine:

1. Property Rights and Political Development (w/ @sjoireman.bsky.social)
2. Art and Revolution in Latin America
3. International Political Economy
4. The Spanish Inquisition
5. Chicago
January 30, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Ever since Spencer Cox called for prayer for moisture in Utah it’s only gotten warmer. God has abandoned him and the leg for their regressive trans policies clearly
January 30, 2026 at 8:36 PM
My four buddies and I started a book club in 2019 and now we’re at 60+ books in 6 and a half years. We’re now up to 7 people total, including Sarah. The cure to male loneliness is reading a book and talking about it with your buddies.
January 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Why would those illiberal college students arrest those journalists?? Haven’t the anti-free speech students done enough?? 😭
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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'trinity rodman,' i type smugly as pride swells within me, having identified the perfect comp to display my mastery of current events and critique, one that will cause the plebeians to lash out, cementing my intellect as superior; a perfect gauntlet constructed by my limitless mind, 'is greenland'
January 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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You'd have to think that this is a major consideration for international players not only looking at Minnesota, but anywhere in the United States. RSL already had a player leave for MTL due to fears over how insane this country is. The league needs to get serious about this problem.
This line ought to set off a huge alarm at MLS HQ:

"The Loons were negotiating transfer deals with Slovenian midfielder Tomi Horvat and Dutch defender Cherrion Valerius, but both players cited concerns about life in Minnesota for them and their families as why they declined contracts with MNUFC."
“People are scared; we are, too.”

Article: Federal immigration raids in Minnesota has put 'fear' into #MNUFC players; and the situation has curtailed #Loons signings of foreigners this winter. Argentine midfielder Joaquin Pereyra shares his experiences and views.
www.twincities.com/2026/01/29/l...
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Glad we finally got the weigh in on the NWSL from a man in the UK who doesn’t watch the games or follow the league
January 29, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Being criticized for supporting the injection of additional funds into player compensation, after having played with a full-time job and housed teammates on welfare ten years ago in this very league, might perhaps be the nicest thing that’s happened to me so far this year.
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Shams went on to say that Giannis will only consider playing in the NBA’s best market, Salt Lake City, for the greatest franchise in sports the Utah Jazz
Reporting for the Inside the NBA tip-off show on Giannis' future:
January 29, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Crazy that the DOJ thought it would be a good idea to put out photos of people they arrested in Minnesota and made sure they look fucking hard as hell
January 28, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Pitchfork - 8.7 - Best New Music

“Police” shows that HSI‘s unique blend of noise and electroclash remains as vital and punishing as ever
I'm starting to think the Trumpist mastery of propaganda is failing them. The DHS agents posing this way makes it look like they're ashamed of themselves.
January 28, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The amount of people who will drive all the way up to a road closed sign before turning around is so funny
January 28, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Got this beauty from @nbasarah.bsky.social as a birthday present ❤️❤️
January 28, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Sarah walking in to find me in the bed, surrounded by husks as I cry in shame “I just couldn’t say no”
TikTok speech is so funny because I thought dude just really loved corn for a minute
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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To all my SLC friends: Bundle up, throw a leg over your bike, and join us at Liberty Park this Saturday.

Spread the word far and wide!
January 27, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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my magnum opus on woke 2 has arrived!!! (magnum wokus?) thank you to @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social and @kattenbarge.bsky.social for providing your thoughts on the matter www.vanityfair.com/culture/stor...
Can Woke 2 Go IRL? Even Thomas Chatterton Williams Thinks It’s Possible
The very intellectual and the very online have an answer for why Trump’s cultural revolution hasn’t really taken root. They’ve also got memes.
www.vanityfair.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Woke up today with the Cheers theme stuck in my head, so that’s where I am at
January 27, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Peacock with a lot of vague references to “stuff going on” for this Minnesota game
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Another lovely January spring day
January 26, 2026 at 8:59 PM
This is it folks: we’re getting Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
No dog in the fight, but I think I want the Broncos for the Umamusume girlies and content. Funniest thing to happen in the NFL for years
January 25, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Got a ton of great feedback on this shirt idea. I'm going to print out a bunch, along with stickers, and put them up online asap. I'll also be donating as much of the proceeds as I can to orgs helping people affected by ICE raids.

Holler if you want one, my DMs are open.
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM