Colonel Dracula
@coloneldracula.bsky.social
Turn the middle side topwise. Topwise!
Reposted by Colonel Dracula
Quit fucking taking all the good ones and leaving the monsters to run free...
January 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Quit fucking taking all the good ones and leaving the monsters to run free...
Goddamn it. Between old SCTV reruns, Beetlejuice and Home Alone, I remember having such a crush on Catherine O'Hara growing up. She had an amazing resurgence the last few years, too. :(
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Goddamn it. Between old SCTV reruns, Beetlejuice and Home Alone, I remember having such a crush on Catherine O'Hara growing up. She had an amazing resurgence the last few years, too. :(
Reposted by Colonel Dracula
You're one of the funniest and most insightful people I've come across on this innernet. It's nice to see so many people here share the same sentiment. From one Ontarian Mega Man/Simpsons nut to another, hope you're feeling better, and that tomorrow is a much better day.
January 30, 2026 at 4:19 AM
You're one of the funniest and most insightful people I've come across on this innernet. It's nice to see so many people here share the same sentiment. From one Ontarian Mega Man/Simpsons nut to another, hope you're feeling better, and that tomorrow is a much better day.
Reposted by Colonel Dracula
![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
I mean, you'd think adapting Silent Hill 2 would be fairly straightforward. It's not a particularly convoluted story, but it was painfully obvious from the pre-release material that they couldn't even get the basics right.
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I mean, you'd think adapting Silent Hill 2 would be fairly straightforward. It's not a particularly convoluted story, but it was painfully obvious from the pre-release material that they couldn't even get the basics right.
I rewatched the first Silent Hill movie for the first time in years. Somehow worse than I remembered, could barely finish it. To this day I've only made it through 15 minutes of the second one. Not at all surprised to hear the third time was not the charm.
January 22, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I rewatched the first Silent Hill movie for the first time in years. Somehow worse than I remembered, could barely finish it. To this day I've only made it through 15 minutes of the second one. Not at all surprised to hear the third time was not the charm.
Reposted by Colonel Dracula
Ghost Rider should, by every metric, be a bigger deal.
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ghost Rider should, by every metric, be a bigger deal.
Reposted by Colonel Dracula
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
Reposted by Colonel Dracula
Rob Reiner's directorial run from the 80's to the early 90's was something else. Misery and A Few Good Men in particular being two of my all-time favorites. Such a grim and tragic end.
What an awful weekend.
What an awful weekend.
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Rob Reiner's directorial run from the 80's to the early 90's was something else. Misery and A Few Good Men in particular being two of my all-time favorites. Such a grim and tragic end.
What an awful weekend.
What an awful weekend.
Reposted by Colonel Dracula
Reposted by Colonel Dracula
i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
Well kids, Half-Life may be gone but there was still lots of good stuff in that show: weird Badger game, new KOTOR(?), Ontos, not-Yakuza, the new Control, Lego Batman and Tomb Raider look great, Werner Herzog, Old Leon, and Mega Man lives.
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Well kids, Half-Life may be gone but there was still lots of good stuff in that show: weird Badger game, new KOTOR(?), Ontos, not-Yakuza, the new Control, Lego Batman and Tomb Raider look great, Werner Herzog, Old Leon, and Mega Man lives.
Geoff to us poor, deluded Half-Life fans:
Well, Better Luck Next Year. GIF
ALT: Well, Better Luck Next Year. GIF
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Geoff to us poor, deluded Half-Life fans:
Reposted by Colonel Dracula
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel
Reposted by Colonel Dracula
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa was right up there with Frank Langella and Raul Julia in completely understanding the cartoon villain assignment.
Another great actor that I'm going to miss.
Another great actor that I'm going to miss.
a pixelated image of a man with the words " save your pity for the weak "
ALT: a pixelated image of a man with the words " save your pity for the weak "
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa was right up there with Frank Langella and Raul Julia in completely understanding the cartoon villain assignment.
Another great actor that I'm going to miss.
Another great actor that I'm going to miss.
So wait, Marty McFly is in Fortnite, but he has neither the DeLorean nor the hoverboard for a glider
what
what
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
So wait, Marty McFly is in Fortnite, but he has neither the DeLorean nor the hoverboard for a glider
what
what
Jeremy's...iron
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Jeremy's...iron
