Colin Fixates
@colinfixates.bsky.social
Librarian, improviser, bald
I like video games and stream sometimes: twitch.tv/colinfixates
I like video games and stream sometimes: twitch.tv/colinfixates
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
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January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
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All those other skeets I made were just practice. My next one is my real, first ever, super great skeet...
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
All those other skeets I made were just practice. My next one is my real, first ever, super great skeet...
I'm a simple man, I see a video of a boxer absolutely ripping a speed bag and think "I could do that".
January 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I'm a simple man, I see a video of a boxer absolutely ripping a speed bag and think "I could do that".
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
I live for the thrill of buying junk from weirdos on FB Marketplace.
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I live for the thrill of buying junk from weirdos on FB Marketplace.
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call your reps and ask if they can remember the taste of food or the sound of water or the touch of grass
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
call your reps and ask if they can remember the taste of food or the sound of water or the touch of grass
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
On the bright side, maybe ai slop will finally allow us all a few years to watch/play/read all the pre-ai media we've been meaning to get to. You know, before the planet dies.
January 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
On the bright side, maybe ai slop will finally allow us all a few years to watch/play/read all the pre-ai media we've been meaning to get to. You know, before the planet dies.
A witty post by someone I've never met? Amazing. Delicious. Give me 1000 more.
Someone I know in real life posting something funny? Cringe. Regrettable. I will never make eye contact with them again.
Someone I know in real life posting something funny? Cringe. Regrettable. I will never make eye contact with them again.
January 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
A witty post by someone I've never met? Amazing. Delicious. Give me 1000 more.
Someone I know in real life posting something funny? Cringe. Regrettable. I will never make eye contact with them again.
Someone I know in real life posting something funny? Cringe. Regrettable. I will never make eye contact with them again.
January 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Costco: hey eat a Costco hot dog! For only $1.50 you too can get putrid, violent indigestion!
Me: wow that's really good deal! I normally have to pay upwards of $5 to get stomach issues.
Me: wow that's really good deal! I normally have to pay upwards of $5 to get stomach issues.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Costco: hey eat a Costco hot dog! For only $1.50 you too can get putrid, violent indigestion!
Me: wow that's really good deal! I normally have to pay upwards of $5 to get stomach issues.
Me: wow that's really good deal! I normally have to pay upwards of $5 to get stomach issues.
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“Please,” cried Frog, “please go away!” But no one went away.
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
“Please,” cried Frog, “please go away!” But no one went away.
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
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call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A message for you all to carry through the year
The year of sickos is upon us! YES!
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
The year of sickos is upon us! YES!
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No mom, I said I need a new leather strop to sharpen my whittling knives! Not a new leather strap-on! Mom? Why are you crying?
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
No mom, I said I need a new leather strop to sharpen my whittling knives! Not a new leather strap-on! Mom? Why are you crying?
Finally home. I missed them so much.
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Finally home. I missed them so much.
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On our flight last week, we didn't have to do anything special at security. No electronics out, no shoes off. Why do we not just do that all the time? Why does the TSA make me reveal that I'm still playing my 3ds in my 30s??
December 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
On our flight last week, we didn't have to do anything special at security. No electronics out, no shoes off. Why do we not just do that all the time? Why does the TSA make me reveal that I'm still playing my 3ds in my 30s??
Shout out to the dude proselytizing on the sidewalk in Florida with a sign that says "Trump is the beast Rev. 13" Religious psychosis is real but hey let's hear this guy out first.
December 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Shout out to the dude proselytizing on the sidewalk in Florida with a sign that says "Trump is the beast Rev. 13" Religious psychosis is real but hey let's hear this guy out first.
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.