alan
@coldandwindy.bsky.social
listen, I’m TRYING to listen to music other than the Beatles, but it’s hard when they are the best at it
January 10, 2026 at 10:06 AM
listen, I’m TRYING to listen to music other than the Beatles, but it’s hard when they are the best at it
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I think in this day and age they shouldn't have separate competitions based on your sexuality.
Luke Littler wins second straight World Darts Championship
Luke Littler wins second straight World Darts Championship
Luke Littler has won his second straight World Darts Championship, triumphing over Dutchman Gian van Veen.
news.sky.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I think in this day and age they shouldn't have separate competitions based on your sexuality.
i have contracted a Lurg and my throat feels like if you rubbed a scourer on the small holes on a cheese grater
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
i have contracted a Lurg and my throat feels like if you rubbed a scourer on the small holes on a cheese grater
my first read of 2026 🕵️♂️ by @martinedwardsbooks.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
my first read of 2026 🕵️♂️ by @martinedwardsbooks.bsky.social
“i do not require middle management” 🤣🤣 #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
“i do not require middle management” 🤣🤣 #TheTraitors
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‘I’m not going to tell them I’m a police officer’ says the woman who looks more like a police officer than any other person in the entire world #Traitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
‘I’m not going to tell them I’m a police officer’ says the woman who looks more like a police officer than any other person in the entire world #Traitors
i’ve read enough murder mystery books to know that the affable barrister is ONE HUNDRED PER CENT A MURDERER #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
i’ve read enough murder mystery books to know that the affable barrister is ONE HUNDRED PER CENT A MURDERER #TheTraitors
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In Agadoo did Kubla Khan
Push pineapples, shake the tree
Push pineapples, shake the tree
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
In Agadoo did Kubla Khan
Push pineapples, shake the tree
Push pineapples, shake the tree
reading online ~takes about Stranger Things and it’s just reminding me that thinking about these things solely in terms of verisimilitude is boring and joyless
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
reading online ~takes about Stranger Things and it’s just reminding me that thinking about these things solely in terms of verisimilitude is boring and joyless
December 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Alan Moore’s Jerusalem. Yes, ALL OF IT (and it would require an unlimited budget too!!)
OK, less contentious post:
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Alan Moore’s Jerusalem. Yes, ALL OF IT (and it would require an unlimited budget too!!)
“Look at you, Alan, in your… shoes.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“Look at you, Alan, in your… shoes.”
been spending Christmas in Whitby, it’s delightful
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
been spending Christmas in Whitby, it’s delightful
the entire app of Threads is based on this, i hate it
Guys, please, in 2026 make an effort to recognize and ignore obvious internet bait.
a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him . Seen from Mad Max fury Road where he pointed out the window and says that's bait
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
the entire app of Threads is based on this, i hate it
here are the books I got for christmas! the Beatles, Sondheim, and a giant impenetrable novel
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
here are the books I got for christmas! the Beatles, Sondheim, and a giant impenetrable novel
2025 has been up and down but i’m ready to get BACK INTO POSTING
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
2025 has been up and down but i’m ready to get BACK INTO POSTING
@nottopgearrh.swifties.social look what we are doing tonight!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
@nottopgearrh.swifties.social look what we are doing tonight!!
went to see the Divine Comedy tonight. Christ, what a songwriter Neil Hannon is. Going from “A Lady of a Certain Age” straight into “Our Mutual Friend” is just showing off. Also the show closed with “Tonight We Fly” ❤️❤️
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
went to see the Divine Comedy tonight. Christ, what a songwriter Neil Hannon is. Going from “A Lady of a Certain Age” straight into “Our Mutual Friend” is just showing off. Also the show closed with “Tonight We Fly” ❤️❤️
THE OLD MEDIA ESTABLISHMENT IS REBELLING #celebritytraitors. They will not stand for these johnny-come-latelies, these “content creators”, they don’t even have a real job anyway
October 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
THE OLD MEDIA ESTABLISHMENT IS REBELLING #celebritytraitors. They will not stand for these johnny-come-latelies, these “content creators”, they don’t even have a real job anyway
wow Taylor Swift has written a song about the author of Mrs Palfrey At The Claremont!
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
wow Taylor Swift has written a song about the author of Mrs Palfrey At The Claremont!
i haven’t been able to post much because i’m spending every available second playing Hollow Knight: Silksong, sorry
September 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i haven’t been able to post much because i’m spending every available second playing Hollow Knight: Silksong, sorry
happy new (and final 😭) Saint Etienne everyone!
September 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
happy new (and final 😭) Saint Etienne everyone!
my secret confession: i’m just waiting for shabaka hutchings to start playing saxophone again, he’s clearly very fulfilled doing his flute stuff but it just ain’t for me, Clive
September 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
my secret confession: i’m just waiting for shabaka hutchings to start playing saxophone again, he’s clearly very fulfilled doing his flute stuff but it just ain’t for me, Clive
some lovely times walking in the peaks today
August 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
some lovely times walking in the peaks today
