Coca.Ebola
@coca-ebola.bsky.social
We’re all peeing in the pool. Some of us are just way more chill about it.
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We need a candidate that will do something about the rising costs of chicken chalupas
February 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
We need a candidate that will do something about the rising costs of chicken chalupas
The child may have a little poison, as a treat
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 AM
The child may have a little poison, as a treat
![A sweet derpy dog. Text reads: [tail wagging stops]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:63enw2kqhr7j6jkv5tdihe62/bafkreiawpcfdyfji6w4h65mvfbyau3vj7clfq63qfdzthwi7mfsr7whnxa@jpeg)
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A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Scaring my dog with farts part 7
February 1, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Scaring my dog with farts part 7
Why stop at boat shoes? Fuggit- it’s on sight for anyone who’s ever worn shoes
February 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Why stop at boat shoes? Fuggit- it’s on sight for anyone who’s ever worn shoes
1 like and I’ll shut off Joe’s water until they finish Act 2
January 31, 2026 at 4:17 AM
1 like and I’ll shut off Joe’s water until they finish Act 2
Just start over. Throw on the big naturals withers mod
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Just start over. Throw on the big naturals withers mod
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bluesky made a whole ass feature for one guy
January 23, 2026 at 4:05 AM
bluesky made a whole ass feature for one guy
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Surely the irony here cannot go unnoticed.
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Surely the irony here cannot go unnoticed.
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you ever been scrolling the tl while listening to music and a gif kinda syncs up
January 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
you ever been scrolling the tl while listening to music and a gif kinda syncs up
Ewwww I’m….✨perceiving✨
January 14, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Ewwww I’m….✨perceiving✨
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There is no "normal" to go back to.
Only what we do next.
Only what we do next.
January 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
There is no "normal" to go back to.
Only what we do next.
Only what we do next.
Where have all the shitposts gone😔
January 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Where have all the shitposts gone😔
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why as a man do you care about the war on christmas. are you a homosexual
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
why as a man do you care about the war on christmas. are you a homosexual
I liked that it made you explore stuff🤷♂️ and finding all the old explorers journals etc..
Accidentally stumbling onto Simon was fuckin insane and easily the best/worst 2 days of playing
Accidentally stumbling onto Simon was fuckin insane and easily the best/worst 2 days of playing
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I liked that it made you explore stuff🤷♂️ and finding all the old explorers journals etc..
Accidentally stumbling onto Simon was fuckin insane and easily the best/worst 2 days of playing
Accidentally stumbling onto Simon was fuckin insane and easily the best/worst 2 days of playing
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this is the year they’re finally letting girls go to jupiter to get more stupider
January 1, 2026 at 7:07 AM
this is the year they’re finally letting girls go to jupiter to get more stupider