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Celey
@cly802.bsky.social
Writer, podcaster, stupid loser who believes facts matter
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Every health insurance horror story further solidifies my desire to wear a respirator in public and protect my long term health.
These gluttonous oligarchs will not do it for you, cuties!
What can I say, I love a good air purifier that’s quiet on max. Bonus points for it having a kind of cool retro vibe.
Luggable XL / Ultra how-to now available on YouTube. Skip to the parts you need help with or watch the whole thing.

Use code: BreatheFree for 10% off all kits!

Thank you to our videographers, @cly802.bsky.social and
@beccaroth.bsky.social for this tutorial!
August 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Pope Leo XIV is a religious leader created in Chicago by Del Close and brought to Vatican City by the UCB 4.
May 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Everything Jess says
Ok. Little chat. As we are hitting the 5 year anniversary of Covid lockdowns beginning in 2020, as someone who is permanently disabled by Long Covid, here’s what I’d *love* to see when people talk about the ongoing pandemic and how it effects them:
March 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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THE ELECTION GUIDE FOR NEXT WEEK IS OUT!!!!

There are elections across 10 states: AL, AZ, FL, GA, IA, NH, NJ, MN, ND and SC.

Please help spread this far and wide!
ariellaelm.substack.com/p/election-d...
Election Day Is Every Tuesday: March 9-15
Every week, it becomes even clearer how important this weekly local elections are.
ariellaelm.substack.com
March 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Lesbians will be like “do you guys think she LIKE likes me or we’re planning a wedding just as friends?“
February 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My guy…I am begging you to look up “YouTube”…
I have to admit that I've been surprised at the level of hate at AI LLMs.

There is finally a tool that allows those without access to an advanced education to self learn, anywhere , anytime. To get answers to questions, (even if sometimes wrong) , that they would otherwise never have access to
Nag. Sorry. I can't abide the pocket lining any more. You've been a better billionaire than most, but at the end if the day, it's all just a meal ticket for you. Gross.
February 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Some leftists believe there is a secret third option to the trolley problem. And while there SHOULD be. There isn’t. And there wasn’t on Nov 5th. Refusal to acknowledge that reality is pretty much the line
February 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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If you are speaking up about people booing the American anthem and not speaking up about the president of the United States threatening to annex Canada, I have no time for you.
February 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Judges are saying the Trump administration has simply ignored their orders to stop freezing funds and letting tech billionaires take over government agencies. This news should surprise exactly nobody, and yet...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/10/u...
Judge Rules That Trump Administration Defied Order to Unfreeze Billions in Federal Grants
The federal judge in Rhode Island said the Trump administration had failed to comply with his order unfreezing billions of dollars in federal grants.
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Genuine question regarding taxes: WTF?

Like what is within our ability to withhold in protest without being chucked into a shiny new privatized prison?

Truly asking for someone with expertise here…
February 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Authoritarians win when we stop paying attention.
February 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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NEW — DOGE now has full access to HHS Payment Management System, I’ve learned.

The system distributes almost $1 trillion per year in grants (largest in the govt) and supports all of NIH, CDC + many other public health initiatives. Musk guy Luke Farritor is actively delaying payments to recipients.
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be
February 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
if we learn ONE LESSON it must be this: when 92% of black women do something, you do that thing too. No fucking questions asked. And you sort the nuanced issues out later. For fuck’s sake.
February 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**

* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.

Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.

But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.

They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is a core belief of mine as well!
I have never once needed to see on screen barf!!!!! Never once. You can tell the story without the actual barfing!!!! Thanks
January 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Honest to god question: do we seriously just pay our taxes this year? Like fuckin chodes?
January 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I…I cannot stress enough how dangerous and deliberately deceiving this is. It is OutGoddamnRageous
IMPORTANT

The US CDC has announced that, going forward, reported SARS-CoV-2 wastewater levels will be normalized to an endemic baseline

"Zero" on this baseline will be levels in the previous year

@evanblake17.bsky.social @benjaminmateus.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This infinity
Seen a few folks astonished by my lack of support for ChatGPT and similar. Because AI, right?

Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
December 29, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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I have a brilliant plan, all I need is:
- the copyright to everything
- all the money in the world
Yeah I need way more money than anyone ever got before. I need it because my shit is difficult right now. But it's important in ways even I haven't been able to work out. OpenAI is a serious business. Help me. Please help me please my serious company is so good. Help me
www.cnbc.com/2024/12/27/o...
December 28, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Can confirm!
And if we had been wearing camo hunting gaiters up over our faces we would have stuck out less. Ah, home for the holidays.
Spending holidays in my gf’s hometown where *nobody* else masks. We were just in crowded grocery store and a stranger in a mask came up to us and said she was so happy to see us, that she feels like she stands out but her husband has cancer and she just can’t risk it 🧵 1/
December 23, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Nothing like looking at a plane to give you a virus during respiratory season WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE SERIOUSLY
The mass hysteria fueled by "drone" sightings in New Jersey has resulted in some people who simply *read* about them experiencing coughing, runny noses and/or puffy eyes.

It can't be a winter cold, it simply MUST be the drones.

That, and more absurdity here: www.insurgentspod.com/p/ep-338-dro...
Ep. 338: Drone-vana Syndrome
Another public freak-out and mysterious illnesses as a result of the "drones" over New Jersey.
www.insurgentspod.com
December 20, 2024 at 10:28 PM