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Jon Hess
@jonhess1005.bsky.social
Clear Eyes, Clear Heart, Clear Bones, I am an anatomically correct ice sculpture.
You look like you had a hard day, so I drew you a bath.
July 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Pope Leo XIV is a religious leader created in Chicago by Del Close and brought to Vatican City by the UCB 4.
May 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Catholics get Leo XIV and the rest of us get GTA VI.
May 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hope everyone who has ever ghosted you or me has a very spooOOOoOOooOOOoooky Valentine’s Day ❤️
February 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The New York Jets have announced they are moving on from Aaron Rodgers.
Rodgers is expected to sign a four year deal with the Department of Health and Human Services.
February 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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this is why as much as I respect the reasoning for people saying don’t post it, I will continue to. Because it’s already being erased from history. On the same day it happened. It’s an insult to my family past and present to not call out anti-semitism, and this is full blown Nazi.
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Andy Nyman is the GOAT of playing characters overly concerned with pigment mutations.
December 7, 2024 at 7:48 PM
32 years ago my parents received a letter from the rabbi who officiated their wedding in which I was referred to as a rather large fellow.
November 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Madame Morrible: “whether you are here to study law, logic or linguification--“

The Students of Shiz University: “We’re all going to study dance, and we’re going to rehearse exclusively in the very dangerous library.”
November 27, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I could be Sexiest Man Alive if it weren’t so political.

And if I were better looking.
November 13, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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Enjoy learning about history? Try video games! (sometimes)

On Ep.183 @jonhess1005.bsky.social joins Conner to discuss his time with Assassin’s Creed Odyssey (2018) and the great local Italian eateries.
October 18, 2023 at 9:00 PM
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Having 15,000 followers on Tw*tter but 20 (?) on here makes me feel like a cab driver who was a doctor in their home country that got politically destabilized by the CIA.
July 4, 2023 at 12:24 AM
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If this land is your land AND this land is my land, who is driving the bus?
July 5, 2023 at 1:55 AM
I cast a modern remake of Jaws. How’d I do?

(Please dear god do not let them remake Jaws)
July 4, 2023 at 6:26 PM
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This WNBA matchup sounds like what doctors called vertigo in the 1800s.
July 2, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Just looked at the time and was reminded of what’s really important in this life.
July 2, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Is this the future Dippin’ Dots promised us?
July 1, 2023 at 9:17 PM