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Jon Hess
@jonhess1005.bsky.social
Clear Eyes, Clear Heart, Clear Bones, I am an anatomically correct ice sculpture.
You look like you had a hard day, so I drew you a bath.
July 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Catholics get Leo XIV and the rest of us get GTA VI.
May 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The New York Jets have announced they are moving on from Aaron Rodgers.
Rodgers is expected to sign a four year deal with the Department of Health and Human Services.
February 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Andy Nyman is the GOAT of playing characters overly concerned with pigment mutations.
December 7, 2024 at 7:48 PM
32 years ago my parents received a letter from the rabbi who officiated their wedding in which I was referred to as a rather large fellow.
November 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I cast a modern remake of Jaws. How’d I do?

(Please dear god do not let them remake Jaws)
July 4, 2023 at 6:26 PM
Just looked at the time and was reminded of what’s really important in this life.
July 2, 2023 at 4:12 PM