Clowncar
@clowncar.bsky.social
Writer, reader, Dad, husband. I spend a little too much time watching baseball, and way too much time watching the night sky.
Miss you already, Francis. open.substack.com/pub/jeffwood...
Three Short Stories About Francis G
Relics from a New York City that no longer exists
open.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Miss you already, Francis. open.substack.com/pub/jeffwood...
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slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
Indignity Vol. 5, No. 174, Indignity Image Roundup: The Word Is "Test" www.indignity.net/indignity-image-roundup-the-word-is-test/ via @indignity.bsky.social
Indignity Image Roundup: The Word Is "Test"
Indignity Vol. 5, No. 174
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October 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Indignity Vol. 5, No. 174, Indignity Image Roundup: The Word Is "Test" www.indignity.net/indignity-image-roundup-the-word-is-test/ via @indignity.bsky.social
Indignity Vol. 5, No. 169, POPULAR POLITICS DEP'T.: Making Charlie Kirk happen www.indignity.net/making-charlie-kirk-happen/
Making Charlie Kirk happen
Indignity Vol. 5, No. 169
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September 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Indignity Vol. 5, No. 169, POPULAR POLITICS DEP'T.: Making Charlie Kirk happen www.indignity.net/making-charlie-kirk-happen/
My summer with Ishmael. In today's Oort Cloud. jeffwood.substack.com/p/riding-wit...
Riding With Ishmael
The whale didn't do anything wrong
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September 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My summer with Ishmael. In today's Oort Cloud. jeffwood.substack.com/p/riding-wit...
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He really hated Lasorda. It was not a joke. They didn't shake hands and laugh about it later. Hated him.
July 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
He really hated Lasorda. It was not a joke. They didn't shake hands and laugh about it later. Hated him.
Indignity Morning Podcast No. 500: White asbestos. www.indignity.net/indignity-morning-podcast-no-500-white-asbestos/
Indignity Morning Podcast No. 500: White asbestos.
THE PURSUIT OF PODCASTING ADEQUACY™
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June 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Indignity Morning Podcast No. 500: White asbestos. www.indignity.net/indignity-morning-podcast-no-500-white-asbestos/
Washcloths and miracles. In today's Oort Cloud. jeffwood.substack.com/p/my-daughte...
My Daughter's Face
It felt like a miracle, even if it was just life happening.
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June 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Washcloths and miracles. In today's Oort Cloud. jeffwood.substack.com/p/my-daughte...
This weekend. Take back your country. Noon, at the city hall wherever you live
June 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This weekend. Take back your country. Noon, at the city hall wherever you live
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Like unhappy families, each microblogging site is batshit insane in its own way.
May 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Like unhappy families, each microblogging site is batshit insane in its own way.
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60% of American households can’t afford a minimal quality of life.
Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.
Our problem isn't a lack of resources.
Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.
Our problem isn't a lack of resources.
Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
May 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
60% of American households can’t afford a minimal quality of life.
Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.
Our problem isn't a lack of resources.
Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.
Our problem isn't a lack of resources.
Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
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JUST NOW: Robert Garcia asks Kristi Noem if she will check if Andry Hernández Romero is alive (she won’t): “It is shameful that you won’t even request to see if this young man is alive”
May 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
JUST NOW: Robert Garcia asks Kristi Noem if she will check if Andry Hernández Romero is alive (she won’t): “It is shameful that you won’t even request to see if this young man is alive”
This is, indeed, dumb
Not gonna link to this because it's dumb, but it's specifically about medicaid, and the authors argue that too many people have access to healthcare.
May 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is, indeed, dumb
Word
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
May 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Word
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Our allies for a century all hate us, but at least the rulers of Saudi Arabia and Qatar appreciate how easy it is to get what they want from our govt, and appear to enjoy our president’s willingness to trade US govt policy for personal enrichment. So we have some friends.
May 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Our allies for a century all hate us, but at least the rulers of Saudi Arabia and Qatar appreciate how easy it is to get what they want from our govt, and appear to enjoy our president’s willingness to trade US govt policy for personal enrichment. So we have some friends.
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A loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires and baby - P Simon
May 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
A loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires and baby - P Simon
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the new acting FEMA Administrator is an 80s movie villain
May 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
the new acting FEMA Administrator is an 80s movie villain
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could someone check with John Roberts whether accepting a $400 million plane for your personal use is a core executive power that congress may not constitutionally regulate or merely an action for which the president is presumptively immune from any accountability?
May 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
could someone check with John Roberts whether accepting a $400 million plane for your personal use is a core executive power that congress may not constitutionally regulate or merely an action for which the president is presumptively immune from any accountability?
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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Seeking someone with a Ph.D. in ethical philosophy and a lifetime of service at the Ethical Bureau of Ethics who can explain whether it's wrong for the US president to accept a luxury private jet as a gift from a foreign government.
May 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Seeking someone with a Ph.D. in ethical philosophy and a lifetime of service at the Ethical Bureau of Ethics who can explain whether it's wrong for the US president to accept a luxury private jet as a gift from a foreign government.
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The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.
- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
May 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.
- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
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Great horned owlets in the old wash tub their parents have been using for a nest for years and years. Their parents are local celebrities at the park.
Lake St Clair Metropark
April 26, 2022
Lake St Clair Metropark
April 26, 2022
April 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Great horned owlets in the old wash tub their parents have been using for a nest for years and years. Their parents are local celebrities at the park.
Lake St Clair Metropark
April 26, 2022
Lake St Clair Metropark
April 26, 2022