Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃
@clockdivider.bsky.social
Ancient bird
Oh sorry about that! Hold on a second and I'll call a vote of no confidence, a thing definitely exists in the US.
Language matters. We blame Trump but we should say America.
By blaming one man (which I’m also guilty of) it lets others off the hook for the responsibility they have. They’re all enabling this, letting his policies represent their country. America made these threats days ago & they’ve done nothing.
By blaming one man (which I’m also guilty of) it lets others off the hook for the responsibility they have. They’re all enabling this, letting his policies represent their country. America made these threats days ago & they’ve done nothing.
January 20, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Oh sorry about that! Hold on a second and I'll call a vote of no confidence, a thing definitely exists in the US.
Fun fact: Peter Thiel's house is directly (within about 20 feet) on top of the San Andreas fault. Do what this info as you will.
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Fun fact: Peter Thiel's house is directly (within about 20 feet) on top of the San Andreas fault. Do what this info as you will.
Well fuck, I left my 25th Amendment button in my other jacket. My bad, I guess.
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Well fuck, I left my 25th Amendment button in my other jacket. My bad, I guess.
My friend in high school had this cool steel box with a hinged lid. It didn't really have a purpose except to be cool. We had to do a report in chemistry about any topic. He chose chemical weapons. He put some dye in a vial, in the box, brought it in and said it was VX. In 1990, this was funny.
January 19, 2026 at 7:29 AM
My friend in high school had this cool steel box with a hinged lid. It didn't really have a purpose except to be cool. We had to do a report in chemistry about any topic. He chose chemical weapons. He put some dye in a vial, in the box, brought it in and said it was VX. In 1990, this was funny.
Share the highest resolution pictures of yourself from 2012 and 2017! With EXIF data intact! It's so fun! For bonus clout, send a scrape of skin from inside your cheek to DHS 😍
January 17, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Share the highest resolution pictures of yourself from 2012 and 2017! With EXIF data intact! It's so fun! For bonus clout, send a scrape of skin from inside your cheek to DHS 😍
Nothing will prepare you for this guy only being in the movie for like one quick cut. This is his scene. That's it.
This week on The Evolution of Horror, we cover THREADS! Why not give it a listen and brighten up your Friday?
January 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Nothing will prepare you for this guy only being in the movie for like one quick cut. This is his scene. That's it.
Otto and Bud will return in Avengers Doomsday
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Otto and Bud will return in Avengers Doomsday
For every Republican lawyer analyzing how to achieve a goal, there is an equal and opposite Democratic lawyer researching how a goal is impossible.
January 15, 2026 at 6:15 PM
For every Republican lawyer analyzing how to achieve a goal, there is an equal and opposite Democratic lawyer researching how a goal is impossible.
It's frustrating, to say the least, how Democratic politicians seems to love telling orgs that they DO NOT CONTROL to do specific things. And then they pointedly do not tell the orgs that they control to do useful things that would support the above pleadings.
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
It's frustrating, to say the least, how Democratic politicians seems to love telling orgs that they DO NOT CONTROL to do specific things. And then they pointedly do not tell the orgs that they control to do useful things that would support the above pleadings.
Holy shit.
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Holy shit.
cat internet.txt | sed 's/disgraced/audacious/g'
There.
There.
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 AM
cat internet.txt | sed 's/disgraced/audacious/g'
There.
There.
*sends picture of something to doc and get an immediate referral to dermatology*
me: is that good?
me: is that good?
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
*sends picture of something to doc and get an immediate referral to dermatology*
me: is that good?
me: is that good?
Well it's going to be January of 2029, and they seem to have a thing for the great white north. Load 'em up in a couple of semis, drop them off in the middle of Minnesota with no gear and see how warm their expertise in violence can keep them warm.
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Well it's going to be January of 2029, and they seem to have a thing for the great white north. Load 'em up in a couple of semis, drop them off in the middle of Minnesota with no gear and see how warm their expertise in violence can keep them warm.
For around the house, I'm wearing a costco eddie bauer down vest and a costco eddie bauer down jacket and together they equal about 1/5 of a real down jacket. On the other hand, they cost like $40 all in. This probably saves me $80/mo on heating so it's a net win.
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
For around the house, I'm wearing a costco eddie bauer down vest and a costco eddie bauer down jacket and together they equal about 1/5 of a real down jacket. On the other hand, they cost like $40 all in. This probably saves me $80/mo on heating so it's a net win.
I don't know when this will end, but when it does we'll need someone to run the gallows and I have an idea
January 12, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I don't know when this will end, but when it does we'll need someone to run the gallows and I have an idea
I've been present at felony car stops after a prolonged (though low speed) chase that were significantly more polite than ICE's version.
Before Trump, law enforcement were trained to behave professionally. At a traffic stop they would start with words such as "Mam, may I see your drivers license and registration."
ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I've been present at felony car stops after a prolonged (though low speed) chase that were significantly more polite than ICE's version.
"You've Got Another Thing Coming" plays as a second Amazon drone buzzes into frame
Judas Priest song on Chevy Truck commercial. FuckIing sell outs.
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
"You've Got Another Thing Coming" plays as a second Amazon drone buzzes into frame
Susan Collins, kneeling next to a ditch in western Ukraine, expressing concern
With Trump going full authoritarian on Venezuela-Greenland, ICE, and the Fed, the response has to be serious. Four Republican senators (Tillis, McConnell, Murkowski, Collins?) could announce they’ll caucus for now with the Dems to give them control of the Senate to check Trump.
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Susan Collins, kneeling next to a ditch in western Ukraine, expressing concern
And who in the admin had their polymarket bets in place before this?
Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell said the US central bank had been served grand jury subpoenas from the Justice Department threatening a criminal indictment, a dramatic escalation of the Trump administration’s attacks on the Fed.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Fed Served With DOJ Subpoenas, Powell Vows to Stand Firm
Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell said the US central bank had been served grand jury subpoenas from the Justice Department threatening a criminal indictment, a dramatic escalation of the Trump admi...
www.bloomberg.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:22 AM
And who in the admin had their polymarket bets in place before this?
It would be funny if observers start open carrying and ICE retreats to California
January 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
It would be funny if observers start open carrying and ICE retreats to California
My god, I had never considered this. It really is that simple!
With Trump going full authoritarian on Venezuela-Greenland, ICE, and the Fed, the response has to be serious. Four Republican senators (Tillis, McConnell, Murkowski, Collins?) could announce they’ll caucus for now with the Dems to give them control of the Senate to check Trump.
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
My god, I had never considered this. It really is that simple!
Is $10 for a frozen yogurt a lot?
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Is $10 for a frozen yogurt a lot?
Interviewer: "Please state the opposite of American law enforcement doctrine"
Auchincloss: "When you have a badge & gun and you are interacting with a citizen who has committed no crime, the onus of responsibility is on you to exercise good judgment. Nobody watching that video will buy the argument that he had no other resort other than to shoot her in the face 3 times."
January 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Interviewer: "Please state the opposite of American law enforcement doctrine"
DIY articles for various cars:
Ford: it should be simple but in fact it's so stupid
BMW: it looks complicated but it makes sense and is doable
Porsche: allocate at least a month of downtime
Ford: it should be simple but in fact it's so stupid
BMW: it looks complicated but it makes sense and is doable
Porsche: allocate at least a month of downtime
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
DIY articles for various cars:
Ford: it should be simple but in fact it's so stupid
BMW: it looks complicated but it makes sense and is doable
Porsche: allocate at least a month of downtime
Ford: it should be simple but in fact it's so stupid
BMW: it looks complicated but it makes sense and is doable
Porsche: allocate at least a month of downtime