The vampire that understands LLCs will rule forever

It's kind of like a "behold, a man" situation in terms of fulfilling the requirements and getting a chicken

A master.

I whittle down a toothpick for cleaning phone ports. Works great, feels like a boy scout project, no downside.

Things are getting serious, huh? At this rate, they might slam him in the coming days.

You gotta go big like accepting bitcoin to transport minors across state lines to dump methyl mercury into a wetland in a national park or else the local PD will pop you

Some jerkass was throwing trash in front of my house so I just put up a sign saying "you are on camera". No camera, of course. They called me racist, stopped throwing trash, problem solved.

You know how people get mad about dudes revving their bike at a stoplight? It's because they're in the middle of carb tuning and it's not optional.

Groddlick