Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃
@clockdivider.bsky.social
Ancient bird
Hammers.
🚨 EXPOSED: Parents are being threatened for recording their own kids’ hockey games. Private equity bought the rinks, banned filming, and now charges up to $50 a month to watch youth sports.
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Hammers.
"I had a nice house but they repealed prop 13 and when I faked my death for the 18th time so I could pose as my own son and inherit it, I lost it to taxes"
you'd think that vampires would be rich from compound interest and things like that but you'd need a pretty complex setup to avoid detection, and what if you predate capitalism and can barely read. just continually building up a small pile of savings and then getting wiped out and/or scammed
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"I had a nice house but they repealed prop 13 and when I faked my death for the 18th time so I could pose as my own son and inherit it, I lost it to taxes"
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November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This person was obviously royalty, but his balls suffered major, repeated trauma. Archaeologists theorize that a revolution occurred during his reign, which is the only plausible explanation for such torture. We hope to clone him some day from the abundant DNA found in the device.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
This person was obviously royalty, but his balls suffered major, repeated trauma. Archaeologists theorize that a revolution occurred during his reign, which is the only plausible explanation for such torture. We hope to clone him some day from the abundant DNA found in the device.
Trader Joe's regular italian pasta in the blue bag went away a few months ago. It's Egyptian now, in purple bags.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Trader Joe's regular italian pasta in the blue bag went away a few months ago. It's Egyptian now, in purple bags.
New porn series: The Unethical Doctor
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
New porn series: The Unethical Doctor
Asking a question on a motorcycle repair forum that's definitely going to get me yelled at. Keep me in your thoughts.
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Asking a question on a motorcycle repair forum that's definitely going to get me yelled at. Keep me in your thoughts.
Pretty fly for a wight guy
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Pretty fly for a wight guy
My cop friend investigated a noise complaint call in Atherton in the 90s that turned out to be Larry Ellison in his underwear playing drums in his backyard studio. Said he was pretty sure Larry was tripping balls at the time also. You know, like they do in the middle of the country.
umm this sucks
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
My cop friend investigated a noise complaint call in Atherton in the 90s that turned out to be Larry Ellison in his underwear playing drums in his backyard studio. Said he was pretty sure Larry was tripping balls at the time also. You know, like they do in the middle of the country.
Hey look- tears in rain!
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Hey look- tears in rain!
811:
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
811:
Aloo paratha -> potato flatbread
Aloo keema -> beef and potato curry
Aloo fwife -> potato and ??
Aloo keema -> beef and potato curry
Aloo fwife -> potato and ??
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Aloo paratha -> potato flatbread
Aloo keema -> beef and potato curry
Aloo fwife -> potato and ??
Aloo keema -> beef and potato curry
Aloo fwife -> potato and ??
If bsky doesn't have sitewide campaign detection yet, that's just malpractice. That was in server side spam filtering 15 years ago. (Meaning similar spammy links showing up across many accounts.)
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
If bsky doesn't have sitewide campaign detection yet, that's just malpractice. That was in server side spam filtering 15 years ago. (Meaning similar spammy links showing up across many accounts.)
I spent the afternoon clearing out all the little passages in my Yamaha's carbs. It's really satisfying to put it back together, fire it up and ride around town fighting with a bike that still absolutely will not idle without dying AT ALL.
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I spent the afternoon clearing out all the little passages in my Yamaha's carbs. It's really satisfying to put it back together, fire it up and ride around town fighting with a bike that still absolutely will not idle without dying AT ALL.
I've browsed mid-tier real estate in Bahrain and all the houses look like Saddam's bathroom from top to bottom
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I've browsed mid-tier real estate in Bahrain and all the houses look like Saddam's bathroom from top to bottom
I was rummaging around in a database at work for troubleshooting reasons and found a customer was actively running jobs for [huge celebrity]. I can promise there's an ace technical team keeping her stuff moving but the guy actually working for her is a bit of a bonehead.
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I was rummaging around in a database at work for troubleshooting reasons and found a customer was actively running jobs for [huge celebrity]. I can promise there's an ace technical team keeping her stuff moving but the guy actually working for her is a bit of a bonehead.
Checking Amazon reviews for a motorcycle battery:
"This fit my Mercedes CLA250 perfectly"
Uh thanks? For giving me a review of a different thing, complete with a header indicting that you know it's a different thing?
"This fit my Mercedes CLA250 perfectly"
Uh thanks? For giving me a review of a different thing, complete with a header indicting that you know it's a different thing?
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Checking Amazon reviews for a motorcycle battery:
"This fit my Mercedes CLA250 perfectly"
Uh thanks? For giving me a review of a different thing, complete with a header indicting that you know it's a different thing?
"This fit my Mercedes CLA250 perfectly"
Uh thanks? For giving me a review of a different thing, complete with a header indicting that you know it's a different thing?
The time to remove the tattoo was before trying to become a national political figure. At the very least, it demonstrates a level of judgement that should be absolutely disqualifying for a national level democratic politician. He needs about 20 years in the antifa mines, then he can try again.
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The time to remove the tattoo was before trying to become a national political figure. At the very least, it demonstrates a level of judgement that should be absolutely disqualifying for a national level democratic politician. He needs about 20 years in the antifa mines, then he can try again.
Kid drops a bomb that she's been invited to carve pumpkins with her friend who's 12 miles away in rush hour traffic. What do you do?
October 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Kid drops a bomb that she's been invited to carve pumpkins with her friend who's 12 miles away in rush hour traffic. What do you do?
Walking a linux noob through editing a config file over zoom and the AWS web terminal he's using doesn't do vi correctly. Ended up walking him through using "perl -pie ..." to undo the broken config. Good times.
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Walking a linux noob through editing a config file over zoom and the AWS web terminal he's using doesn't do vi correctly. Ended up walking him through using "perl -pie ..." to undo the broken config. Good times.
Ellis says that, given her chat with van Pelt today, "I think Charlie Brown is going to get some good yardage over the next week."
Ellis says that, given her chat with Bovino today, "I don't know that we're going to see a whole lot of tear gas being deployed over the next week."
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Ellis says that, given her chat with van Pelt today, "I think Charlie Brown is going to get some good yardage over the next week."
Tore into the front master cylinder today. The piston is rusty as hell, new seals might not be enough. I'll know after scraping the rust off and seeing if the sealing surfaces are fucked.
I finally touched wrench to fitting on my late dad's Norton Commando motorcycle tonight. I think it last ran in 2018. The plan is to flush the old gas, clear the carb jets, give it new oil, then fire it up. Then bleed the brakes. Wish me luck.
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Tore into the front master cylinder today. The piston is rusty as hell, new seals might not be enough. I'll know after scraping the rust off and seeing if the sealing surfaces are fucked.
She never got a pill and is acting like a rapidly healing kitty now.
I tried and failed to give my sad, sniffly cat a half a zyrtec. But the struggle has energized her and she's eating now so- fuck it, that's a win.
October 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
She never got a pill and is acting like a rapidly healing kitty now.
These Tajin coated pistachios taste like they're high in heavy metals
October 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
These Tajin coated pistachios taste like they're high in heavy metals
OK we've tested the AI police system. Now liquidate the company, shred all their hard drives, jail them and fire all the school administrators who signed off on it.
Baltimore high school student Taki Allen was swarmed by police after an artificial intelligence system apparently mistook his bag of Doritos for a gun www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
OK we've tested the AI police system. Now liquidate the company, shred all their hard drives, jail them and fire all the school administrators who signed off on it.