Clay Keller
@claykeller.bsky.social
Screen Drafts host / producer
AFF Finalist
NYTVF Finalist
Humanitas Fellow
Minnesotan in Los Angeles
AFF Finalist
NYTVF Finalist
Humanitas Fellow
Minnesotan in Los Angeles
🙏FINALLY🙏
I've been dying to tell people I wrote the essay for TROUBLE IN PARADISE, a true Lubitsch masterpiece, and now I can. It's hilarious, it's gorgeous, there's nothing like it, and spending time with Trouble last year soothed my soul. www.criterion.com/films/723-tr....
January 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
🙏FINALLY🙏
So far this is the most evenly split poll result that I have ever seen for a Boosters' Veto.
🗳️The polls are open🗳️
Screen Drafts Boosters can now vote on their #1 PTA MOVIE!
The winning film will be protected by a Boosters' Veto during the upcoming PTA SUPER DRAFT with Ryan, @katiewalshstx.bsky.social, Cory Everett, & co-commish @drewmcweeny.com
VOTE: www.patreon.com/posts/booste...
Screen Drafts Boosters can now vote on their #1 PTA MOVIE!
The winning film will be protected by a Boosters' Veto during the upcoming PTA SUPER DRAFT with Ryan, @katiewalshstx.bsky.social, Cory Everett, & co-commish @drewmcweeny.com
VOTE: www.patreon.com/posts/booste...
January 16, 2026 at 7:18 PM
So far this is the most evenly split poll result that I have ever seen for a Boosters' Veto.
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The images and stories coming out of my beloved homestate enrage or inspire me (or both)... community action and support is what will get us through. If you also feel powerless but want to help, I recommend this mutual aid and materials directory.
www.standwithminnesota.com
www.standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota
A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
The images and stories coming out of my beloved homestate enrage or inspire me (or both)... community action and support is what will get us through. If you also feel powerless but want to help, I recommend this mutual aid and materials directory.
www.standwithminnesota.com
www.standwithminnesota.com
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This Draft's my Rushmore.
This is an adventure.
WES ANDERSON SUPER DRAFT
Drafted by @bryancogman.bsky.social, @billyraybrewton.bsky.social, @dreaclark.bsky.social, & Clay Keller
Listen everywhere!
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WES ANDERSON SUPER DRAFT
Drafted by @bryancogman.bsky.social, @billyraybrewton.bsky.social, @dreaclark.bsky.social, & Clay Keller
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January 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
This Draft's my Rushmore.
Reposted by Clay Keller
"I think you've still got lightning in you."
Wes Anderson, man. That quote could be in so many of his films. Loved the excuse to rewatch these films and talk about them in detail, and found it heartening that all the tears shed were not just my own.
Wes Anderson, man. That quote could be in so many of his films. Loved the excuse to rewatch these films and talk about them in detail, and found it heartening that all the tears shed were not just my own.
This is an adventure.
WES ANDERSON SUPER DRAFT
Drafted by @bryancogman.bsky.social, @billyraybrewton.bsky.social, @dreaclark.bsky.social, & Clay Keller
Listen everywhere!
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WES ANDERSON SUPER DRAFT
Drafted by @bryancogman.bsky.social, @billyraybrewton.bsky.social, @dreaclark.bsky.social, & Clay Keller
Listen everywhere!
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January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
"I think you've still got lightning in you."
Wes Anderson, man. That quote could be in so many of his films. Loved the excuse to rewatch these films and talk about them in detail, and found it heartening that all the tears shed were not just my own.
Wes Anderson, man. That quote could be in so many of his films. Loved the excuse to rewatch these films and talk about them in detail, and found it heartening that all the tears shed were not just my own.
Reposted by Clay Keller
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
This Draft's my Rushmore.
This is an adventure.
WES ANDERSON SUPER DRAFT
Drafted by @bryancogman.bsky.social, @billyraybrewton.bsky.social, @dreaclark.bsky.social, & Clay Keller
Listen everywhere!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
WES ANDERSON SUPER DRAFT
Drafted by @bryancogman.bsky.social, @billyraybrewton.bsky.social, @dreaclark.bsky.social, & Clay Keller
Listen everywhere!
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January 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
This Draft's my Rushmore.
Reposted by Clay Keller
Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good
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🚨New in the Booster Club🚨
THE MATRIX Franchise mini-Super Draft
with Clay, Ryan, and Darren
Jack In:
www.patreon.com/posts/matrix...
THE MATRIX Franchise mini-Super Draft
with Clay, Ryan, and Darren
Jack In:
www.patreon.com/posts/matrix...
January 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
🚨New in the Booster Club🚨
THE MATRIX Franchise mini-Super Draft
with Clay, Ryan, and Darren
Jack In:
www.patreon.com/posts/matrix...
THE MATRIX Franchise mini-Super Draft
with Clay, Ryan, and Darren
Jack In:
www.patreon.com/posts/matrix...
Finished recording the WES ANDERSON Draft with @bryancogman.bsky.social, @dreaclark.bsky.social, & @billyraybrewton.bsky.social after midnight last night, and I'm already experiencing Wes-drawals.
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a crowd with a sign in the background that says " wd "
Alt: Bill Murray crying in Rushmore
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January 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Finished recording the WES ANDERSON Draft with @bryancogman.bsky.social, @dreaclark.bsky.social, & @billyraybrewton.bsky.social after midnight last night, and I'm already experiencing Wes-drawals.
Reposted by Clay Keller
Give NBC an Emmy for this shot of Ant & Ky Randle immediately
January 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Give NBC an Emmy for this shot of Ant & Ky Randle immediately
If I'm remembering correctly, I say "for the love of God," at least, if not twice, during the course of this Draft.
ANDERSON MONTH HAS BEGUN!
Buckle up (in your black leather knee boots) because we're ringing in 2026 with a BANG.
PAUL W.S. ANDERSON SUPER DRAFT
Drafted by @jorcru.bsky.social, @williambibbiani.bsky.social, & @daveschilling.bsky.social
Listen everywhere!
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Buckle up (in your black leather knee boots) because we're ringing in 2026 with a BANG.
PAUL W.S. ANDERSON SUPER DRAFT
Drafted by @jorcru.bsky.social, @williambibbiani.bsky.social, & @daveschilling.bsky.social
Listen everywhere!
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January 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
If I'm remembering correctly, I say "for the love of God," at least, if not twice, during the course of this Draft.
I will never understand how so many of my fellow humans have decided to take leave of their humanity
screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
January 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I will never understand how so many of my fellow humans have decided to take leave of their humanity
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Look, vote your heart, but if you feel inclined to give one of my personal favorites a boost, I won't complain!
We are recording the Wes ANDERSON Super Draft with Clay, @bryancogman.bsky.social, @dreaclark.bsky.social, & @billyraybrewton.bsky.social SOON, and the Boosters are getting in on the action with a BOOSTERS' VETO!
Protect your #1 Wes Anderson!
Vote in Round One now:
www.patreon.com/posts/147192...
Protect your #1 Wes Anderson!
Vote in Round One now:
www.patreon.com/posts/147192...
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Look, vote your heart, but if you feel inclined to give one of my personal favorites a boost, I won't complain!
Look, vote your heart, but if you feel inclined to give one of my personal favorites a boost, I won't complain!
We are recording the Wes ANDERSON Super Draft with Clay, @bryancogman.bsky.social, @dreaclark.bsky.social, & @billyraybrewton.bsky.social SOON, and the Boosters are getting in on the action with a BOOSTERS' VETO!
Protect your #1 Wes Anderson!
Vote in Round One now:
www.patreon.com/posts/147192...
Protect your #1 Wes Anderson!
Vote in Round One now:
www.patreon.com/posts/147192...
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Look, vote your heart, but if you feel inclined to give one of my personal favorites a boost, I won't complain!
2025 started out less than great but ended up being pretty OK, thanks in part to the wonderful people who do this show with me, and the people who enjoy (or at least listen to and tolerate) it! Love you all!
Year 8 by the numbers:
50 MAIN FEED DRAFTS
48 BOOSTER CLUB EPISODES
73 GUEST GMs
24 ROOKIE GMs
1 NEW LEGEND
To our guest GMs, listeners, and Boosters - THANK YOU for making 2025 a year to remember on Screen Drafts! We couldn't, and wouldn't, do it without you.
See you in 2026!
50 MAIN FEED DRAFTS
48 BOOSTER CLUB EPISODES
73 GUEST GMs
24 ROOKIE GMs
1 NEW LEGEND
To our guest GMs, listeners, and Boosters - THANK YOU for making 2025 a year to remember on Screen Drafts! We couldn't, and wouldn't, do it without you.
See you in 2026!
December 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
2025 started out less than great but ended up being pretty OK, thanks in part to the wonderful people who do this show with me, and the people who enjoy (or at least listen to and tolerate) it! Love you all!
For the newest Marathon we're using the oldest list!
It's been 10 years since Clay and Darren invented the "Draft" system of Movie Ranking Competitive Collaboration, and we're celebrating this milestone with the biggest and boldest Marathon Draftland has ever seen!
Three theaters. Three Wild Cards.
THE MARATHON: 2015
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Three theaters. Three Wild Cards.
THE MARATHON: 2015
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The Marathon: 2015 | Screen Drafts
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December 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
For the newest Marathon we're using the oldest list!
Reposted by Clay Keller
Let me just say: this draft did not go how I thought it would go. bsky.app/profile/scre...
Ringing out 2025 with a look back at the beginning of the century!
2000 mini-MEGA
Drafted by @emilystjams.bsky.social, Darren Franich, @roxana-hadadi.bsky.social, & Clay Keller
with guest co-commish @joereid.bsky.social
Listen everywhere!
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2000 mini-MEGA
Drafted by @emilystjams.bsky.social, Darren Franich, @roxana-hadadi.bsky.social, & Clay Keller
with guest co-commish @joereid.bsky.social
Listen everywhere!
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December 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Let me just say: this draft did not go how I thought it would go. bsky.app/profile/scre...
Reposted by Clay Keller
y'all are in for some DRAMATIQUE drafting
Ringing out 2025 with a look back at the beginning of the century!
2000 mini-MEGA
Drafted by @emilystjams.bsky.social, Darren Franich, @roxana-hadadi.bsky.social, & Clay Keller
with guest co-commish @joereid.bsky.social
Listen everywhere!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
2000 mini-MEGA
Drafted by @emilystjams.bsky.social, Darren Franich, @roxana-hadadi.bsky.social, & Clay Keller
with guest co-commish @joereid.bsky.social
Listen everywhere!
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December 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
y'all are in for some DRAMATIQUE drafting
Reposted by Clay Keller
One of my favorite Screen Drafts traditions! MIR-ry Kristmas, y'all!
It's Kristmas Eve, and the Commissioners are once again celebrating one of their cinematic crushes!
MIRIAM HOPKINS
Drafted by Clay & Ryan
MIR-ry Kristmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!
MIRIAM HOPKINS
Drafted by Clay & Ryan
MIR-ry Kristmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
One of my favorite Screen Drafts traditions! MIR-ry Kristmas, y'all!
Reposted by Clay Keller
ANDERSON MONTH officially kicks off on 1/5, but in the Booster Club the action has already begun!
Pick #4 on the PAUL W.S. ANDERSON SUPER won't belong to @jorcru.bsky.social, @williambibbiani.bsky.social, or @daveschilling.bsky.social, it belongs to YOU!
VOTE NOW:
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Pick #4 on the PAUL W.S. ANDERSON SUPER won't belong to @jorcru.bsky.social, @williambibbiani.bsky.social, or @daveschilling.bsky.social, it belongs to YOU!
VOTE NOW:
www.patreon.com/posts/booste...
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
ANDERSON MONTH officially kicks off on 1/5, but in the Booster Club the action has already begun!
Pick #4 on the PAUL W.S. ANDERSON SUPER won't belong to @jorcru.bsky.social, @williambibbiani.bsky.social, or @daveschilling.bsky.social, it belongs to YOU!
VOTE NOW:
www.patreon.com/posts/booste...
Pick #4 on the PAUL W.S. ANDERSON SUPER won't belong to @jorcru.bsky.social, @williambibbiani.bsky.social, or @daveschilling.bsky.social, it belongs to YOU!
VOTE NOW:
www.patreon.com/posts/booste...
I hereby declare this the best use of my name in a movie
December 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I hereby declare this the best use of my name in a movie
One of my favorite Screen Drafts traditions! MIR-ry Kristmas, y'all!
It's Kristmas Eve, and the Commissioners are once again celebrating one of their cinematic crushes!
MIRIAM HOPKINS
Drafted by Clay & Ryan
MIR-ry Kristmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!
MIRIAM HOPKINS
Drafted by Clay & Ryan
MIR-ry Kristmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
One of my favorite Screen Drafts traditions! MIR-ry Kristmas, y'all!