Clay Keller
@claykeller.bsky.social
Screen Drafts host / producer
AFF Finalist
NYTVF Finalist
Humanitas Fellow
Minnesotan in Los Angeles
AFF Finalist
NYTVF Finalist
Humanitas Fellow
Minnesotan in Los Angeles
I can’t believe that Meyers went anywhere near what is infamously the the third rail of political commentary: aircraft carrier catapults
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I can’t believe that Meyers went anywhere near what is infamously the the third rail of political commentary: aircraft carrier catapults
Which Struzen did you have on your bedroom wall as a kid? Mine was BACK TO THE FUTURE.
October 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Which Struzen did you have on your bedroom wall as a kid? Mine was BACK TO THE FUTURE.
HOUR OF THE WOLF (1968, Bergman)
PIPPI ON THE RUN (1970, Hellbom)
PIPPI ON THE RUN (1970, Hellbom)
October 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
HOUR OF THE WOLF (1968, Bergman)
PIPPI ON THE RUN (1970, Hellbom)
PIPPI ON THE RUN (1970, Hellbom)
I mean Jesus fucking Christ imagine being the kind of person who would say something like this
September 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I mean Jesus fucking Christ imagine being the kind of person who would say something like this
I cannot believe that I found a poster that looks this good for a film that has this title
August 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I cannot believe that I found a poster that looks this good for a film that has this title
“I will only eat at restaurants that have a white person depicted in the official logo”
August 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“I will only eat at restaurants that have a white person depicted in the official logo”
after I hit “publish” on an 11.5 hr episode that I spent three straight days editing
August 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
after I hit “publish” on an 11.5 hr episode that I spent three straight days editing
I only watch movies with a poster that looks like a combination of the posters of the last two movies that I watched
August 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I only watch movies with a poster that looks like a combination of the posters of the last two movies that I watched
Oh it’s $150/ hr now huh? Harder to find artists willing to contribute to the destruction of their industry than you thought, is it? Get fucked
August 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Oh it’s $150/ hr now huh? Harder to find artists willing to contribute to the destruction of their industry than you thought, is it? Get fucked
Not for a million dollars
July 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Not for a million dollars
“It’s big! Premium! 4K!” ??
July 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“It’s big! Premium! 4K!” ??
What is XL? I don’t think I’ve seen that before? Is it just the 4th largest screen at a given theater, after Prime, Dolby, or IMAX?
I like the idea of giving a different moniker to each screen.
I like the idea of giving a different moniker to each screen.
July 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
What is XL? I don’t think I’ve seen that before? Is it just the 4th largest screen at a given theater, after Prime, Dolby, or IMAX?
I like the idea of giving a different moniker to each screen.
I like the idea of giving a different moniker to each screen.
Why are we so bad at this? You can’t put two ten-dollar words that don’t flow together in messaging that is supposed to be simple and catchy. This is the clunkiest alliteration I’ve ever seen.
It’s More Money for Millionaires. Say that.
It’s More Money for Millionaires. Say that.
June 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Why are we so bad at this? You can’t put two ten-dollar words that don’t flow together in messaging that is supposed to be simple and catchy. This is the clunkiest alliteration I’ve ever seen.
It’s More Money for Millionaires. Say that.
It’s More Money for Millionaires. Say that.
Shot from the hip, immediately regret not getting LLEWYN DAVIS on there
June 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Shot from the hip, immediately regret not getting LLEWYN DAVIS on there
I would like to buy this director a drink
June 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I would like to buy this director a drink
Raise a glass for one of the greats 🍺
May 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Raise a glass for one of the greats 🍺
DEAD RECKONING is probably my favorite movie that is dedicated to Sumner Redstone.
May 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
DEAD RECKONING is probably my favorite movie that is dedicated to Sumner Redstone.
Gracie Abrams was apparently less than enthused to be on the set of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III
May 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Gracie Abrams was apparently less than enthused to be on the set of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III
Jeff Bridges and Kurt Russell are co-stars (they have never been in a movie together) who both look like someone wearing a Mission: Impossible mask of Kris Kristofferson. Thank you, google, you are an incredible resource
May 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Jeff Bridges and Kurt Russell are co-stars (they have never been in a movie together) who both look like someone wearing a Mission: Impossible mask of Kris Kristofferson. Thank you, google, you are an incredible resource
An auspicious rookie outing from @mikescollins.bsky.social and @telethonband.bsky.social!
Also, new dream live show location just dropped
Also, new dream live show location just dropped
May 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
An auspicious rookie outing from @mikescollins.bsky.social and @telethonband.bsky.social!
Also, new dream live show location just dropped
Also, new dream live show location just dropped
