claritin girl
@claritingirl.bsky.social
i’ve actually been taking zyrtec recently
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JERRY SEINFELD: and whats the deal with airplane food
AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU-
AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU-
February 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
JERRY SEINFELD: and whats the deal with airplane food
AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU-
AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU-
mfw i find out my Pirin tablets are just Aspirin with the “As” scratched off
February 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
mfw i find out my Pirin tablets are just Aspirin with the “As” scratched off
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if you’re into prefixes, the word “microdermabrasion” has a lot to offer
February 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
if you’re into prefixes, the word “microdermabrasion” has a lot to offer
Walton Goggins’ White Lotus character is an arms dealer, I think
February 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Walton Goggins’ White Lotus character is an arms dealer, I think
What was the Ides Of March’s biggest hit?
February 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What was the Ides Of March’s biggest hit?
pretty sure they did the civil war to get everyone to read Moby Dick
February 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
pretty sure they did the civil war to get everyone to read Moby Dick
i’m like 15 years late but i now understand the chemex hype
February 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i’m like 15 years late but i now understand the chemex hype
me watching Severance tonight
February 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
me watching Severance tonight
asking my cat if he loves being a beautiful baby (of course he does)
February 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
asking my cat if he loves being a beautiful baby (of course he does)
the Rich Baby Daddy Monkey’s Paw situation here is almost beyond comprehension
Having to do this in a reply to Elon bullshitting about the latest update to his anti-woke chatbot… bleak
February 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the Rich Baby Daddy Monkey’s Paw situation here is almost beyond comprehension
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we’re just two petals dancing on the breeze bro
February 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
we’re just two petals dancing on the breeze bro
not immune to the cuteness of the goldendoodle :(
February 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
not immune to the cuteness of the goldendoodle :(
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average bsky interaction
irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo
twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.
irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo
twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.
February 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
average bsky interaction
irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo
twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.
irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo
twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.
what i’ve been up to
February 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
what i’ve been up to
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your outie is a veteran of the great pawg wars. your outie posts 300 times a day
February 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
your outie is a veteran of the great pawg wars. your outie posts 300 times a day
jessa from girls is in this season of white lotus
February 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
jessa from girls is in this season of white lotus
many planes work. and yet,
February 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
many planes work. and yet,
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i do everything completely wrong all day and then sleep the perfect sleep of the innocent
February 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i do everything completely wrong all day and then sleep the perfect sleep of the innocent