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goin' down the road feelin bad

duck. jayhawk.

YNWA.
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q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?

a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
Absolutely hate the World Series wedgie here
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
imagine losing to the falcons @andrewkilger.bsky.social @theclock.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I try to tell my friend @cjfeist.bsky.social this Hank but no dice 🥲
I have two friends who are ex Mormons and they are the best of all of my friends at reaching out to hang out or do something together /and/ they almost never flake and I need this to be studied.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Good luck to our friends up North ‼️

#GoBills x @bluejays.com
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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GOOOOOOAL: 1-0 ISAK
September 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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i wish rich people had more money
September 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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jj mccarthy isn't a good quarterback
September 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
what a team.
April 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room
April 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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the sickos man is very cold. let him inside
March 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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i think that if you get appointed to the president's cabinet you should be granted a full scholarship to telephone college so you can learn how to use the telephone
Even if this seemed believable, seems like a good reason to not conduct this business on Signal on your unsecured phone
March 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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donald trump: you'll never finish your project, jon! it requires far too many keystrokes!
me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease.
donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!!
March 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Eventually
WHAT A COMEBACK!!
ARMY DEFEATS ELON!!
March 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
a severance procedure, but for the hunter dickinson years at KU.
March 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Reporter: Was that your best personal performance of the season?

Alisson “Probably of my life.” (TNT)
March 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot
March 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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A disgraceful day.
March 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Whoever described generative AI as the aesthetic of fascism made a sharp point.
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
February 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM