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I try to tell my friend @cjfeist.bsky.social this Hank but no dice 🥲
I have two friends who are ex Mormons and they are the best of all of my friends at reaching out to hang out or do something together /and/ they almost never flake and I need this to be studied.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
@andrewkilger.bsky.social Bo Nix, your height and weight twin, looked good yesterday @cjfeist.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@tatonkabadger
Ty France, professional troll
June 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Korda was complaining to the chair umpire about the birds
May 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Just to be clear, no one is paying me to drive around with an Elon Sucks bumper sticker on my car. That's all me. $TSLA
April 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Update: Today I am moving into an interim role as The Oregonian/OregonLive sports editor. I'll be in this position until we hire a permanent SE. This means I'll be stepping away from Oregon State duties. @ryantclarke.bsky.social will cover the Beavers in the interim.
April 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
FROM SHAMS:

Notre Dame's Olivia Miles – the projected No. 2 pick in the WNBA draft this month – will forgo the draft and enter NCAA's transfer portal, sources tell ESPN. The 22-year-old top prospect makes unprecedented decision to use her one year remaining of college instead of the draft.
April 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Dr. Vönoreheimdonz On Bluesky #DrVönoreheimdonz
March 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You just got Ian Caponed: Bluesky Edition! #IanCapone
March 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
He gonna admit he used HGH?
March 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Go Beavs
Thinking about the only power rankings that matter…

THE POWER OF THE ATOM.
March 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
when they're dropping emojis in the war plans chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Because he didn't agree to 15 seconds in the back of a restaurant?
March 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
People have been complaining about officiating for years but, beyond adding fancy new replay centers, what exactly is being done to make things better? Is the pipeline full of young faces that are better than what we have? No. Are officials continuing to be overworked? Yes.
March 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Really didn’t need to see Lucius Malfoy’s hog
March 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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You know what you never see? Massive amounts of federal workers cheering when factories close or companies conduct mass layoffs because "private sector efficiency".
March 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Literally every economist worth a damn told us last fall that our economy would likely be much better off under Harris’ plan, but the dumbest person you went to high school with who posts racist memes on Facebook on Sundays after church thought he knew better than they did.
“There is a growing fear now that Donald Trump is poised to take an American economy that was the envy of the world—strong and stable just months ago—and drive into the ground,” says Chris Hayes.
Our own Brexit? Experts warn of 'economic mayhem' thanks to Trump policies
YouTube video by MSNBC
www.youtube.com
February 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
We're 24 hours into me laughing hysterically at Channing saying "why would you call that man a whore?"
February 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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It really is incredible how much Joe Lunardi looks EXACTLY like Joe Lunardi
February 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
@cjfeist.bsky.social can’t wait to send you letters from da clink
I feel like there's never been a Torment Nexus warned more about in fiction than this one
February 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist

Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
Saying DEI with the hard R
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
February 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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"Say Drake..."
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM