Cizzy
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your unemployed friend: bro this chicken nugget looks like charlie smiling friends
(i'm your unemployed friend)
(i'm your unemployed friend)
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
your unemployed friend: bro this chicken nugget looks like charlie smiling friends
(i'm your unemployed friend)
(i'm your unemployed friend)
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I didn’t know bsky was moderated by the ca*tvi kinktober mods
September 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I didn’t know bsky was moderated by the ca*tvi kinktober mods
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the internet has to be scrubbed clean of all deviant content so we can manufacture the most annoying 20 year old puritans ever
I'm sure this will be applied evenly and not lead to the exact same shit itch has been doing to shut up queer artists
September 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
the internet has to be scrubbed clean of all deviant content so we can manufacture the most annoying 20 year old puritans ever
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To me, "media literacy" is not just about having an educated understanding of how narratives work, but also the self awareness to recognize the parts of You that are influencing your interpretation
August 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
To me, "media literacy" is not just about having an educated understanding of how narratives work, but also the self awareness to recognize the parts of You that are influencing your interpretation
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I hate linguistic drift. A group will come up with a useful term, it gets co-opted by another group who then complains that the term doesn't fit them right, they stretch the term so far beyond its original meaning that the original group now struggles to communicate what the term used to provide.
May 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I hate linguistic drift. A group will come up with a useful term, it gets co-opted by another group who then complains that the term doesn't fit them right, they stretch the term so far beyond its original meaning that the original group now struggles to communicate what the term used to provide.
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Bread and circuses but the bread kills you and the circuses are five hour videos of a man ranting about a video game character not having vagina bones anymore.
May 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Bread and circuses but the bread kills you and the circuses are five hour videos of a man ranting about a video game character not having vagina bones anymore.
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people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
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I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-
April 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-
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snow white is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious
April 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
snow white is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious
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never used chatgpt and that does in fact make me better than everyone who has
April 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
never used chatgpt and that does in fact make me better than everyone who has
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it's Mario Kart, Michael. what could it cost? eighty dollars?
April 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
it's Mario Kart, Michael. what could it cost? eighty dollars?
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google search "jobs that survived the great depression"
google search "how much experience to become a mob goon"
google search "goon jobs near me"
google search "goon jobs near me entry level"
google search "goon internship near me"
google search "how to get experience being a goon not horny kind"
google search "how much experience to become a mob goon"
google search "goon jobs near me"
google search "goon jobs near me entry level"
google search "goon internship near me"
google search "how to get experience being a goon not horny kind"
March 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
google search "jobs that survived the great depression"
google search "how much experience to become a mob goon"
google search "goon jobs near me"
google search "goon jobs near me entry level"
google search "goon internship near me"
google search "how to get experience being a goon not horny kind"
google search "how much experience to become a mob goon"
google search "goon jobs near me"
google search "goon jobs near me entry level"
google search "goon internship near me"
google search "how to get experience being a goon not horny kind"
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i think this is basically what has happened a big chunk of the american pundit class
One of my best friends is from a sleepy, wealthy small town in the south-west of Germany. He said, so many of my parents’ neighbours are rich and bored, with little to complain about, and they’ve radicalised themselves at dinner parties and online. In their aimlessness, they’ve bonded over hate.
This isn’t some rant saying “Germany has learned nothing from its past” - the reality is more subtle than that. Middle-class Germans live and travel with an incredible amount of ease and comfort, and they just got…sleepy. Many of them dismissed the far-right’s rage as just another set of complaints.
February 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i think this is basically what has happened a big chunk of the american pundit class
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samantha jones the original gooner
February 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
samantha jones the original gooner
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personally i’m going to start treating ofmd as a kind of goncharov-esque mass hallucination that the smart creative people in my phone came up with. good job guys, especially great work on izzy hands
February 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
personally i’m going to start treating ofmd as a kind of goncharov-esque mass hallucination that the smart creative people in my phone came up with. good job guys, especially great work on izzy hands
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do they call him jay zed in canada because thats fucked up
February 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
do they call him jay zed in canada because thats fucked up
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February 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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no way people are asking for a dislike button on ao3 bestie that’s the back button your browser
February 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
no way people are asking for a dislike button on ao3 bestie that’s the back button your browser
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Y'all remember the Wolfenstein games? No reason, just curious.
January 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Y'all remember the Wolfenstein games? No reason, just curious.
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This turns out to have not been a particularly tricky prediction.
I for one am excited for TikTok to show me a splashy "The US GOVERNMENT HAS DESTROYED EVERYTHING YOU LOVE" screen when I open the app next week followed by Donald Trump crawling through glass to get it back because it helped get him elected thus solidifying him as a HERO OF THE EVERYDAY AMERICAN.
January 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This turns out to have not been a particularly tricky prediction.