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do a little squim make a little love
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
whatever happens do NOT romanticize your life !!!!
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 AM
love music i feel like an unemployed rick rubin
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i thought i'd grow out of being chopped by the time i'm unc but it's looking bleak
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
if i die young it better be something awesome like my bungee cord snapping because i'm just way too fat
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
how your email finds mMan whatever i can't do it
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
watching porn gotta be so sick if you're an empath
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
rhea seehorn
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
watching a new vince gilligan show feels sooo good man
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
your unemployed friend: bro this chicken nugget looks like charlie smiling friends

(i'm your unemployed friend)
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
got much in common with mark grayson invincible (wasian) except im fat and chopped
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
getting your dick sucked before christmas
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
mouse after seven beers: yea man im gouda to drive
October 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
microsoft Hired That Man to remake the least good halo game
October 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
poundland pawn stars type show every episode is like "i can give you one pound"
October 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Tryin to make a change :-\
October 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
richard linklater is in spy kids 1 as "cool spy"
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
rym ratings as activism
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
let's meet up and compare manifestos think of it as book club
October 16, 2025 at 10:38 AM
not nonbinary anymore because i got more important things to worry about such as death
October 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
brought up how much it sucks that d'angelo died to my friends and they were all like "who? 💀" i should move deep into the woods
October 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
not opposed to killing bugs because if there was a giant creature who decided to step on me i'd be like Yeah this sucks but i get it
October 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i wish all the ppl who still say stuff like "big titty goth gf" a happy joji comeback
October 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
america's funniest gay videos
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
what if a gorilla took lsd and was like "hello good sir may i have an orange"
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM