Don't be afraid of getting old.
Let it liberate you.
Let your fangs & claws grow long and wild.
Let your mossy coat trail behind you through the forest.
Shamble into the gloom and become the gentle horror you were always meant to be.

Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all

secret santa at the cia prolly goes hard as hell

This is what I expect out of the Paul vs Tyson fight

cat: *unresponsive*

bartender: get this catatonic

I made sure not to learn any survival skills because I want to be one of the first to go