Sarah Marrs
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Deputy Editor of LaineyGossip.com | Member: Critics Choice Association, Chicago Film Critics Association, Online Film Critics Society | All writing: https://bit.ly/3G2qegq | Email: sarah@laineygossip.com
"All’s Fair is a half-baked turd, a televisual misfire of breathtaking proportion. It’s not so bad it’s good, it’s a complete trainwreck, impossible to look away from, so bad it defies reality itself."
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TV Review: Ryan Murphy's All’s Fair is a complete trainwreck
Kim Kardashian is terrible in a way that should kill her acting career in Ryan Murphy's uniquely bad All's Fair, also starring Niecy Nash-Betts, Teyana Taylor, Sarah Paulson, Naomi Watts, Glenn Close
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November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"All’s Fair is a half-baked turd, a televisual misfire of breathtaking proportion. It’s not so bad it’s good, it’s a complete trainwreck, impossible to look away from, so bad it defies reality itself."
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kill me
The runtime for ‘AVATAR: FIRE & ASH’ has been listed at 3 hours & 15 minutes.
The longest film in the trilogy.
The longest film in the trilogy.
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
kill me
Hello Mr. Government, I have invented an always friend who will tell you that you are Daddy's best boy, the bravest and smartest and bestest in all the land. Please give me 20 billions of dollars for the always friend. This is not a scam
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hello Mr. Government, I have invented an always friend who will tell you that you are Daddy's best boy, the bravest and smartest and bestest in all the land. Please give me 20 billions of dollars for the always friend. This is not a scam
It's not that the movie Eternity (2025) is great, but there is a joke about a man-free afterlife and the tagline to sell it is "you've dealt with your last man". I think about that a lot.
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's not that the movie Eternity (2025) is great, but there is a joke about a man-free afterlife and the tagline to sell it is "you've dealt with your last man". I think about that a lot.
Cocaine is the energy
we just don’t make movies with the same energy anymore
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Cocaine is the energy
Filmmakers, I am BEGGING you to get actual comedians to write standup that features in your movies, please, you are not funny.
(Is This Thing On?)
(Is This Thing On?)
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Filmmakers, I am BEGGING you to get actual comedians to write standup that features in your movies, please, you are not funny.
(Is This Thing On?)
(Is This Thing On?)
Someone please hire me for my dream job: writing a 10K word profile of Zohran Mamdani's aloof wife, Rama Duwaji, in which I ask her no questions and take up none of her time but contribute to her mystique by deconstructing her Art.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Someone please hire me for my dream job: writing a 10K word profile of Zohran Mamdani's aloof wife, Rama Duwaji, in which I ask her no questions and take up none of her time but contribute to her mystique by deconstructing her Art.
Also can't wait to continue knowing almost nothing about Zohran Mamdani's aloof wife, Rama Duwaji. What book is she reading, we'll never know
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Also can't wait to continue knowing almost nothing about Zohran Mamdani's aloof wife, Rama Duwaji. What book is she reading, we'll never know
Wow can't wait to watch all those New York millionaires not move out of the city
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Wow can't wait to watch all those New York millionaires not move out of the city
If you were looking for a way to make Zohran Mamdani seem even cooler, tell me his wife is aloof. I love aloof women. What are they doing? Nobody knows. What are their hobbies? Mind your business.
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If you were looking for a way to make Zohran Mamdani seem even cooler, tell me his wife is aloof. I love aloof women. What are they doing? Nobody knows. What are their hobbies? Mind your business.
I know everyone shits on Napoleon, but "You think you're so great because you have boats" has a time-share next to "How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay" in my mind, and "I have the worst pillow in town" is building a house next door.
sometimes a line from a movie will burrow into your brain and make a little home in there
“how can that be profitable for frito-lay?” owns a nice little beachfront condo in mine
“how can that be profitable for frito-lay?” owns a nice little beachfront condo in mine
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I know everyone shits on Napoleon, but "You think you're so great because you have boats" has a time-share next to "How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay" in my mind, and "I have the worst pillow in town" is building a house next door.
Be deeply suspicious of men who proudly don't read or have that haircut.
Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Be deeply suspicious of men who proudly don't read or have that haircut.
We spent years trying to restore a water-stained page from the old family cookbook. Turned out to be a molasses cookie recipe that has turned into THE must-have item at every holiday spread. It's a perfect cookie.
Said it before and I’ll say it again, molasses is such a clutch cookie recipe ingredient
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
We spent years trying to restore a water-stained page from the old family cookbook. Turned out to be a molasses cookie recipe that has turned into THE must-have item at every holiday spread. It's a perfect cookie.
"The rich used to build libraries, universities, theaters, and great parks. [...] Today all we get is an AI chatbot trying to talk us into killing ourselves while lying about the plot of Moby Dick."
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Warner Bros. Discovery’s impending sale to another studio is bad for cinema as an art form and as an industry
In more bad news, Warner Bros. Discovery is for sale and the merger will mean that tens of thousands of people will lose their jobs, no one will benefit other than the top shareholders who want their ...
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October 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"The rich used to build libraries, universities, theaters, and great parks. [...] Today all we get is an AI chatbot trying to talk us into killing ourselves while lying about the plot of Moby Dick."
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On the sale of Warner Bros.:
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You can put as many hot boys in it as you want. You will never top Michael Mann's Miami Vice.
Austin Butler is in talks to star as Sonny Crockett in Joseph Kosinski’s ‘MIAMI VICE’ remake.
Would co-star alongside Michael B. Jordan if his deal works out too.
(Source: Deadline)
Would co-star alongside Michael B. Jordan if his deal works out too.
(Source: Deadline)
October 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You can put as many hot boys in it as you want. You will never top Michael Mann's Miami Vice.
Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere is a vulnerable portrait of the artist as a not-so-young man, struggling to get his shit together before fame and success steamroll him into an unrecognizable caricature of himself.
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Review: Scott Cooper's Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere hits the major beats of a music biopic but never pushes toward a grand finale
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere starring Jeremy Allen White is a vulnerable portrait of the artist as a not-so-young man, struggling to get his sh-t together before fame and success steamroll him...
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October 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere is a vulnerable portrait of the artist as a not-so-young man, struggling to get his shit together before fame and success steamroll him into an unrecognizable caricature of himself.
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I dinged The Residence for being a little too on the nose in its finale but goddamn. You DON'T do that unless you hate the house and everything it stands for.
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I dinged The Residence for being a little too on the nose in its finale but goddamn. You DON'T do that unless you hate the house and everything it stands for.
I regret to inform you that the Golden Globes are at it again (unethical behaviors).
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How are Penske Media's "marketing packages" for eligible podcasts at the 2026 Golden Globes any different from the payola schemes of Globes past?
The Golden Globes latest f-cksh-t is that Penske Media, which owns Variety, The Hollywood Reporter, Deadline, is selling “marketing packages” for upwards of $75K for pods to push their podcasts to Glo...
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October 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I regret to inform you that the Golden Globes are at it again (unethical behaviors).
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Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere posits you can end the male loneliness epidemic with one (1) friend who will both fanatically defend your artistic integrity and beg you to get professional help because your midnight phone calls are slowly killing his marriage. (complimentary)
October 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere posits you can end the male loneliness epidemic with one (1) friend who will both fanatically defend your artistic integrity and beg you to get professional help because your midnight phone calls are slowly killing his marriage. (complimentary)
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere posits you can end the male loneliness epidemic with one (1) friend who will both fanatically defend your artistic integrity and beg you to get professional help because your midnight phone calls are slowly killing his marriage. (complimentary)
October 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere posits you can end the male loneliness epidemic with one (1) friend who will both fanatically defend your artistic integrity and beg you to get professional help because your midnight phone calls are slowly killing his marriage. (complimentary)
Okay but which one is Jean and which one is Patty
no wrong answers
no wrong answers
Look at the paws - this cat was 100% definitely making biscuits. Photo from my collection, back reads “Jean and Patty at home, July 1952”.
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Okay but which one is Jean and which one is Patty
no wrong answers
no wrong answers
I don't care who joins Bluesky, I am still just here for movies and dumb jokes
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don't care who joins Bluesky, I am still just here for movies and dumb jokes
You are describing skeletons
They long for freedom
They long for air
They long for freedom
They long for air
the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host
October 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You are describing skeletons
They long for freedom
They long for air
They long for freedom
They long for air
This is exactly how my dad would go down after he had a stroke. Just saying.
October 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is exactly how my dad would go down after he had a stroke. Just saying.
Rewatching The Chair Company pilot and the whole thing flows so spectacularly well but it is also chock full of individual banger lines of dialogue.
I have the worst pillow in town!
The guy who built one rope bridge in his backyard!
It's an INSIDE wheelbarrow!
I have the worst pillow in town!
The guy who built one rope bridge in his backyard!
It's an INSIDE wheelbarrow!
wrote about a line of dialogue from The Chair Company that has been clanging around in my head for days
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Why Is This Line From 'The Chair Company' Stuck In My Head?
Now here's a show that looks good so far.
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October 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Rewatching The Chair Company pilot and the whole thing flows so spectacularly well but it is also chock full of individual banger lines of dialogue.
I have the worst pillow in town!
The guy who built one rope bridge in his backyard!
It's an INSIDE wheelbarrow!
I have the worst pillow in town!
The guy who built one rope bridge in his backyard!
It's an INSIDE wheelbarrow!