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Haunted meat with clown blood. Drawing dicks on things is cheaper than therapy.
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“Wow this account’s pretty cool”
-Me, not realising I’m looking at my own account
-Me, not realising I’m looking at my own account
“Maybe this one will fix me,” she murmured, putting a fifth brand of strawberry yoghurt into the shopping basket.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
“Maybe this one will fix me,” she murmured, putting a fifth brand of strawberry yoghurt into the shopping basket.
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in life i always shoot for the moon because even if i miss i'll at least land on your mom's tits
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
in life i always shoot for the moon because even if i miss i'll at least land on your mom's tits
Dear future self,
The reason you need to get up earlier is so you have time to poop before you leave the house. If you don’t poop before you leave, you’ll have to hold it in for your whole commute and end up missing the narrow window of easy pooping. Respect the poop window.
Sincerely,
Past you.
The reason you need to get up earlier is so you have time to poop before you leave the house. If you don’t poop before you leave, you’ll have to hold it in for your whole commute and end up missing the narrow window of easy pooping. Respect the poop window.
Sincerely,
Past you.
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Dear future self,
The reason you need to get up earlier is so you have time to poop before you leave the house. If you don’t poop before you leave, you’ll have to hold it in for your whole commute and end up missing the narrow window of easy pooping. Respect the poop window.
Sincerely,
Past you.
The reason you need to get up earlier is so you have time to poop before you leave the house. If you don’t poop before you leave, you’ll have to hold it in for your whole commute and end up missing the narrow window of easy pooping. Respect the poop window.
Sincerely,
Past you.
If you see this, quote the post with a movie you rate a perfect 10 out of 10.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
If you see this, quote the post with a movie you rate a perfect 10 out of 10.
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formula one but all the cars are the fuck truck from titanic
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
formula one but all the cars are the fuck truck from titanic
Trying to rebuild my life but the instructions are missing and all I have to work with is a rusty multitool and a bag of assorted screws I found in the bottom of a drawer.
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Trying to rebuild my life but the instructions are missing and all I have to work with is a rusty multitool and a bag of assorted screws I found in the bottom of a drawer.
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If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
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*watching a serial killer documentary* i could change them
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
*watching a serial killer documentary* i could change them
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rot is actually good for environments so my soul is enriching everything around me
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
rot is actually good for environments so my soul is enriching everything around me
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Girl i wanna motorboat your personality
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Girl i wanna motorboat your personality
Boobs.
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Boobs.
-This message was brought to you by wine.-
-This message was brought to you by wine.-
My oldest child went to their high school dance dressed in a cute femme goth outfit and full face of makeup. I asked if they got any peer feedback, “A lot of positive attention from the girls. The guys were all a little weirded out.” I couldn’t be more proud. 🥹 🏳️⚧️
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My oldest child went to their high school dance dressed in a cute femme goth outfit and full face of makeup. I asked if they got any peer feedback, “A lot of positive attention from the girls. The guys were all a little weirded out.” I couldn’t be more proud. 🥹 🏳️⚧️
A student started hating on the Welsh today for literally no reason at all. But then I showed him the Welsh flag and he was like, “Ok, that’s actually pretty cool. Never mind.” 🏴
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
A student started hating on the Welsh today for literally no reason at all. But then I showed him the Welsh flag and he was like, “Ok, that’s actually pretty cool. Never mind.” 🏴
I’m so horny for the new Jim Jarmusch movie but I don’t have any movie nerd friends to share this excitement with.
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I’m so horny for the new Jim Jarmusch movie but I don’t have any movie nerd friends to share this excitement with.
Melbourne Cup day tomorrow. What do you think of the look I have planned?
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Melbourne Cup day tomorrow. What do you think of the look I have planned?
Today I confirmed that the website I made when I was 17 still exists on the internet. ladyjane69.tripod.com/noframes.htm Proof my cringey ass has been posting bullshit online since 1998.
Several Seconds Before Insanity
ladyjane69.tripod.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Today I confirmed that the website I made when I was 17 still exists on the internet. ladyjane69.tripod.com/noframes.htm Proof my cringey ass has been posting bullshit online since 1998.
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
February 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
Sorry, I stayed up too late thinking about Wendy Carlos’s fake sideburns from that one 1970 BBC program again.
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Sorry, I stayed up too late thinking about Wendy Carlos’s fake sideburns from that one 1970 BBC program again.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, soup?
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, soup?
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Can you fly, Bobby?
November 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Can you fly, Bobby?
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What if this series fixes whatever the fuck 2016 unleashed
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
What if this series fixes whatever the fuck 2016 unleashed
My work colleague shaved off his Ted Lasso moustache and it turns out he was hiding the fullest sexy Squidward lips under there.
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My work colleague shaved off his Ted Lasso moustache and it turns out he was hiding the fullest sexy Squidward lips under there.
Just had a wet dream*
*dreamed of heartbreak so bad I woke myself up crying
*dreamed of heartbreak so bad I woke myself up crying
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just had a wet dream*
*dreamed of heartbreak so bad I woke myself up crying
*dreamed of heartbreak so bad I woke myself up crying
No kissing for me. Someone at work made a joke about herpes and apparently it awakened the eldritch cold sore demon from its slumber in my spine.
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
No kissing for me. Someone at work made a joke about herpes and apparently it awakened the eldritch cold sore demon from its slumber in my spine.