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Haunted meat with clown blood. Drawing dicks on things is cheaper than therapy.
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“Wow this account’s pretty cool”
-Me, not realising I’m looking at my own account
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This expensive tinted sunscreen better fucking not sting my fucking eyes and look like fucking streaky birdshit or I am going to get myself a sunburn out of spite.
February 18, 2026 at 6:37 AM
This expensive tinted sunscreen better fucking not sting my fucking eyes and look like fucking streaky birdshit or I am going to get myself a sunburn out of spite.
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
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Scurvy: for when life doesn’t give you lemons.
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Scurvy: for when life doesn’t give you lemons.
My boyfriend (who is a Bosniak): LOL That lady was so Serbian.
Me: In a good or bad way?
Him: Just very Serbian…it’s ok we can make little jokes about eachother
Me: Yeah, I guess when you’re neighbours, you can do that…especially when they tried to genocide you 30 years ago
Him: Exactly.
Me: In a good or bad way?
Him: Just very Serbian…it’s ok we can make little jokes about eachother
Me: Yeah, I guess when you’re neighbours, you can do that…especially when they tried to genocide you 30 years ago
Him: Exactly.
February 15, 2026 at 8:58 AM
My boyfriend (who is a Bosniak): LOL That lady was so Serbian.
Me: In a good or bad way?
Him: Just very Serbian…it’s ok we can make little jokes about eachother
Me: Yeah, I guess when you’re neighbours, you can do that…especially when they tried to genocide you 30 years ago
Him: Exactly.
Me: In a good or bad way?
Him: Just very Serbian…it’s ok we can make little jokes about eachother
Me: Yeah, I guess when you’re neighbours, you can do that…especially when they tried to genocide you 30 years ago
Him: Exactly.
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Yes it’s Valentine’s Day. But it’s also the chosen birthday of Frederick Douglass who was born in 1818 on a plantation in Talbot County, Maryland. He escaped from slavery & rose to become the most eloquent and forceful voice for the abolition of slavery & for Black voting rights in the U.S.
February 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Yes it’s Valentine’s Day. But it’s also the chosen birthday of Frederick Douglass who was born in 1818 on a plantation in Talbot County, Maryland. He escaped from slavery & rose to become the most eloquent and forceful voice for the abolition of slavery & for Black voting rights in the U.S.
Some roses are red
But other colours exist
Let’s all try to harder
To not be racist
But other colours exist
Let’s all try to harder
To not be racist
February 15, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Some roses are red
But other colours exist
Let’s all try to harder
To not be racist
But other colours exist
Let’s all try to harder
To not be racist
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I wouldn’t be surprised if like, hatred for Juggalos and classifying Juggalos as a gang was probably part of this whole conspiracy because ICP’s entire ethos is based on building community and hating racists, child molesters, cops and the rich.
And, for the record:
And, for the record:
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I wouldn’t be surprised if like, hatred for Juggalos and classifying Juggalos as a gang was probably part of this whole conspiracy because ICP’s entire ethos is based on building community and hating racists, child molesters, cops and the rich.
And, for the record:
And, for the record:
Me: Valentine’s Day is cursed and I hate it. Don’t get me anything. I don’t believe in it. It’s just another day.
Also me as soon as I saw the flowers he sent me: OMG LOVE IS REAL HAPPY VALENTINE’S I HAVE THE BEST BF IN THE WORRRRLLLDDD!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💐💐💐😍😍😍😍😍💐💐💐💐❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Also me as soon as I saw the flowers he sent me: OMG LOVE IS REAL HAPPY VALENTINE’S I HAVE THE BEST BF IN THE WORRRRLLLDDD!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💐💐💐😍😍😍😍😍💐💐💐💐❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
February 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Me: Valentine’s Day is cursed and I hate it. Don’t get me anything. I don’t believe in it. It’s just another day.
Also me as soon as I saw the flowers he sent me: OMG LOVE IS REAL HAPPY VALENTINE’S I HAVE THE BEST BF IN THE WORRRRLLLDDD!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💐💐💐😍😍😍😍😍💐💐💐💐❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Also me as soon as I saw the flowers he sent me: OMG LOVE IS REAL HAPPY VALENTINE’S I HAVE THE BEST BF IN THE WORRRRLLLDDD!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💐💐💐😍😍😍😍😍💐💐💐💐❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Converting to another religion just so I can be an apostate of multiple faiths as a bit.
February 13, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Converting to another religion just so I can be an apostate of multiple faiths as a bit.
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling?
Take away its little broom.
(A Canadian told me that one)
Take away its little broom.
(A Canadian told me that one)
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 AM
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling?
Take away its little broom.
(A Canadian told me that one)
Take away its little broom.
(A Canadian told me that one)
repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
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nice monkey. brass or funky?
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
nice monkey. brass or funky?
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who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
The fact that these oddly specific gummies include my favourite flavour (tamarindo) gives me hope for the world in a weird way. Also this is the best gummy candy I have ever tasted.
February 6, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The fact that these oddly specific gummies include my favourite flavour (tamarindo) gives me hope for the world in a weird way. Also this is the best gummy candy I have ever tasted.
Licence plate in front of me: 2VG1NS
Me: two vaginas lol
Me: two vaginas lol
February 5, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Licence plate in front of me: 2VG1NS
Me: two vaginas lol
Me: two vaginas lol
I feel like I should get a medal for teaching 7th and 8th grade Civics and Citizenship classes right now without bursting into sobs or ranting incoherently.
February 4, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I feel like I should get a medal for teaching 7th and 8th grade Civics and Citizenship classes right now without bursting into sobs or ranting incoherently.
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Made an "analog" YouTube book for my kid so she can choose what she wants (from pre-approved list) without being exposed to a thumbnail hellscape. Also automatically cuts her off after x scans
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Made an "analog" YouTube book for my kid so she can choose what she wants (from pre-approved list) without being exposed to a thumbnail hellscape. Also automatically cuts her off after x scans
My teenager has to research an entrepreneur for a class and I said, “just make sure whoever it is isn’t in the Epstein Files” and she was like, “Don’t worry, I already made that point in class when someone said they were going to research Bill Gates.” I’m so proud.
February 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
My teenager has to research an entrepreneur for a class and I said, “just make sure whoever it is isn’t in the Epstein Files” and she was like, “Don’t worry, I already made that point in class when someone said they were going to research Bill Gates.” I’m so proud.
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www.tableau.com/blog/how-web...
W.E.B Du Bois's data visualizations of the Black population from his 1900 Paris Exhibition are still stunning, still peak dataviz.
W.E.B Du Bois's data visualizations of the Black population from his 1900 Paris Exhibition are still stunning, still peak dataviz.
www.tableau.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 AM
www.tableau.com/blog/how-web...
W.E.B Du Bois's data visualizations of the Black population from his 1900 Paris Exhibition are still stunning, still peak dataviz.
W.E.B Du Bois's data visualizations of the Black population from his 1900 Paris Exhibition are still stunning, still peak dataviz.
Going to start wearing extra prosthetic fingers so I can claim any incriminating pictures of me are AI generated.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Going to start wearing extra prosthetic fingers so I can claim any incriminating pictures of me are AI generated.
This year I have decided to reinvigorate my old trick of telling students I hate blue m&m’s so the ones who hate me will try to rage-bait with free chocolate.
February 3, 2026 at 7:22 AM
This year I have decided to reinvigorate my old trick of telling students I hate blue m&m’s so the ones who hate me will try to rage-bait with free chocolate.
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Imagine sex with me. Wrong. More puppetry.
February 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Imagine sex with me. Wrong. More puppetry.