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“If you read between the lines everything is a shitpost.”

I’m 67. Ex-Democrat—still progressive. #NOKINGS

Twinja adjacent (like a weird cousin).

Bandcamp links (to recordings made between 1980 and 1991):

https://clockworkapocalypse.bandcamp.com/
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Performing my yearly search for a psych counselor who takes Medicare and does telehealth (mainly). Last year I couldn’t find anyone to take Medicare, let alone do both.
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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“What do we call it when a stronger person decides to rob a weaker person because he can? It is just gangsterism. We are the most dangerous gangsters in the world today. Not in the sense of being charming rogues or alluring antiheroes. We are the bad guys.”
We Are the Bad Guys
The swaggering threat to global stability is us.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Anyone have a recommendation for a home printer that will print Apple AirPrint docs from my iphone? I have an older HP but it doesn’t do AirPrint. Looking on Amazon, it’s unclear which brands or models actually have AirPrint available.

Any clues? Ideas? I could just go to a print shop, I suppose.
January 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Jeezus Christ the new quarter gives Washington Trump’s mug shot scowl. I hate everything.
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Happy New Year, Bluesky.
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Perfectly Trumpian display.
I’m currently at the Washington Monument:
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I have but one New Year’s resolution—By god I will train this little doggie of mine so she can spend time away from me, take commands from other people, and also learn to not to have a poopy freak out at brand new noises and situations. Price is no object. I need a real trainer. I’m not cutting it.
January 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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This is where sometimes the extreme pro-urbanism people lose me. Pricing postal service at cost to remote areas is the same as removing postal service to remote areas, which is the same as killing remote areas. The positive argument for universal postal service is universal postal service.
sure, but what's the positive argument for state subsidy of package delivery to low-density / remote areas?
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I hate to ruin it, but 2026 is going to suck worse than 2025. Just wait for the fallout from the midterm elections.
What a relief to see 2025 in the rear-view mirror. Count me among those optimistic that 2026, America’s 250th anniversary year, will be the opportunity to prove that most Americans won’t let a depraved and malignant despot destroy our beloved country and end our democratic project.

Happy New Year!
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Honestly we did a pretty good job of predicting. All we missed out on was the fascist takeover of the government.
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I haven’t been sick with anything since 2020, not even a cold, but it seems my luck has ran out, flu-wise, in any case.
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I need to share this with someone
December 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I guess I should be rooting for the Bears if my team is the Seahawks.
December 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Qtp with a gif of your first anime…Yep.
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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The Christmas Essay.

Enjoy, and have a lovely day, doing whatever it is you choose to do… including nothing. It’s a great day for that, too.

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In Which I Propose a New Messiah | David Avallone
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December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 5/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I wonder who will be playing in the KISS tribute portion of tonight’s “honors”? Usually they’d just get Dave Grohl to do it.
December 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Good night
Far Side
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 15,1958
December 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Bennie with one of three small tennis balls she loves to throw around.
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Just got a notice from PSE that our power will be back on soon. Except that our power came back on yesterday and there’s nothing to fix. Now I’m worried they’re going to break something in order to repair other areas around us. Please don’t take away my power!
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Thanks, frozen windshield wipers, for making a horrible grating sound this morning as I started the car, scaring the bejeezus out of Bennie, causing her to involuntarily relieve herself on me. Poor baby. Poor me.
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM