Christa Faust
@christafaust.bsky.social
Writer. Pervert. Menopausal Troublemaker. Bisexual Assassin. She/They.
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Blue Intro Post: I’m Christa. She/they. I write stuff. Novels, comics, tie-ins and novelizations. I’m a retired sex worker. A Film Noir obsessive. A complicated Queer. I’m currently Going Through Some Things and plan to take you with me.
On a scale of one to obsessively-reorganize-everything-in-the-house, how are we all feeling this morning? Just me then?
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
On a scale of one to obsessively-reorganize-everything-in-the-house, how are we all feeling this morning? Just me then?
Ok so Fellow Travelers is a series, and not exactly noir but milk galore. #milknoir adjacent maybe? I need a ruling, @maybejed.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Ok so Fellow Travelers is a series, and not exactly noir but milk galore. #milknoir adjacent maybe? I need a ruling, @maybejed.bsky.social
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The best time to leave Twitter was years ago and the next-best is now.
For the last few days on X, people (mainly women, and sometimes children) have had nonconsensual images of them in swimsuits (or much worse) requested by users and created by Grok.
Musk's only apparent response thus far has been to crack jokes about it.
Musk's only apparent response thus far has been to crack jokes about it.
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
The best time to leave Twitter was years ago and the next-best is now.
(Stares in New Yorker.)
Do other countries have this weird notion that you’re not a “real” representative of the nation if you live in an urban center? Like do the French say Parisians aren’t really French? Are you considered not a real German if you live in Berlin? Or is this mainly a weird American thing?
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
(Stares in New Yorker.)
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transgender for everyone this new year
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
transgender for everyone this new year
Cock Soccer?
(Which is both my new band name and my million dollar idea to cash in on the popularity of Heated Rivalry.)
(Which is both my new band name and my million dollar idea to cash in on the popularity of Heated Rivalry.)
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Cock Soccer?
(Which is both my new band name and my million dollar idea to cash in on the popularity of Heated Rivalry.)
(Which is both my new band name and my million dollar idea to cash in on the popularity of Heated Rivalry.)
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I have 6 gift subscriptions to my Patreon for queer people who can't afford it. DM me if you're interested. First come, first serve.
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I have 6 gift subscriptions to my Patreon for queer people who can't afford it. DM me if you're interested. First come, first serve.
Apropos of my previous post.
Just like every year, a friendly PSA:
“Feliz ano nuevo” means “happy new anus.”
“Feliz año nuevo” means “happy new year.”
Wishing folks either one is nice, but make sure you’re using the one you mean.
“Feliz ano nuevo” means “happy new anus.”
“Feliz año nuevo” means “happy new year.”
Wishing folks either one is nice, but make sure you’re using the one you mean.
January 1, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Apropos of my previous post.
My heartwarming
message of optimism going
into 2026:
message of optimism going
into 2026:
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
My heartwarming
message of optimism going
into 2026:
message of optimism going
into 2026:
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NEW COCKTAILS & CRIME. The year, such as it was, in review. vincekeenan.substack.com/p/c-and-c-88...
December 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
NEW COCKTAILS & CRIME. The year, such as it was, in review. vincekeenan.substack.com/p/c-and-c-88...
2026 Prediction
Out: Big spoon/little spoon.
In: Big Shroom/little shroom.
Out: Big spoon/little spoon.
In: Big Shroom/little shroom.
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
2026 Prediction
Out: Big spoon/little spoon.
In: Big Shroom/little shroom.
Out: Big spoon/little spoon.
In: Big Shroom/little shroom.
🚨SLIME MOLD GRAD STUDENTS!!!🚨
Today you can pre-order my next novel, "A Wall Is Also a Road" for 25% off if you are a Barnes & Noble member (membership is free). If you liked the cute/weird robots in "Automatic Noodle," I'm pretty sure you'll like these cute/weird slime mold grad students. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-wall-is-...
A Wall Is Also a Road
From bestselling author Annalee Newitz, A Wall Is Also a Road is a thought-provoking science fiction adventure about the meaning of life and love, seen through the many eyes of an alien grad student s...
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December 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
🚨SLIME MOLD GRAD STUDENTS!!!🚨
The last newsletter of the year: Oops, I left my gender in 2025. buttondown.com/christafaust...
Xing the New Year
Headed into 2026 like… I like reading other people’s year-end wrap up posts more than I like writing them. That’s not to say that there’s nothing worth...
buttondown.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The last newsletter of the year: Oops, I left my gender in 2025. buttondown.com/christafaust...
My life is very wild and exciting, ok? Anyway, have some more fungus.
December 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My life is very wild and exciting, ok? Anyway, have some more fungus.
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I created a YT video of this list of Helpful Things to Do for Your Parents or Aging Relatives with everyone's brilliant additions across social media, plus things I realized I'd forgotten to include. Feel free to share it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7II...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7II...
December 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I created a YT video of this list of Helpful Things to Do for Your Parents or Aging Relatives with everyone's brilliant additions across social media, plus things I realized I'd forgotten to include. Feel free to share it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7II...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7II...
We need to talk about Three Hazelnuts for Cinderella. Unhinged headwear! Crossdressing crossbow competition! Foot fetish fodder! But, aside from all the bare feet, there was also a lot of kink-teasing.
December 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We need to talk about Three Hazelnuts for Cinderella. Unhinged headwear! Crossdressing crossbow competition! Foot fetish fodder! But, aside from all the bare feet, there was also a lot of kink-teasing.
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These "think"-pieces are always very funny to me because it's like "straight white guys can't catch a break in publishing" and here I am, a straight-presenting white guy, who is doing pretty well.
Gonna say the quiet part out loud: In most cases the issue is probably the writing, not the writer.
Gonna say the quiet part out loud: In most cases the issue is probably the writing, not the writer.
This shit is made up, actually
December 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
These "think"-pieces are always very funny to me because it's like "straight white guys can't catch a break in publishing" and here I am, a straight-presenting white guy, who is doing pretty well.
Gonna say the quiet part out loud: In most cases the issue is probably the writing, not the writer.
Gonna say the quiet part out loud: In most cases the issue is probably the writing, not the writer.
The Butt of Orlac! www.thecut.com/article/i-go...
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Butt of Orlac! www.thecut.com/article/i-go...
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MISSISSIPPI RIVER MISCHIEF and other great titles from Bold Strokes for $4.95???
Such a steal!!
www.boldstrokesbooks.com/offers/4097-...
Such a steal!!
www.boldstrokesbooks.com/offers/4097-...
Books | Clear the shelves! Select paperbacks $4.95 through December 31 11:59pm | Bold Strokes Books
Clear the shelves! Select paperbacks $4.95 through December 31 11:59pm Books from Bold Strokes Books, a boutique imprint producing quality fiction that pushes the envelope to present immersive, unique...
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December 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
MISSISSIPPI RIVER MISCHIEF and other great titles from Bold Strokes for $4.95???
Such a steal!!
www.boldstrokesbooks.com/offers/4097-...
Such a steal!!
www.boldstrokesbooks.com/offers/4097-...
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STILL mad about Broguiere’s Eggnog getting reformulated.
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
STILL mad about Broguiere’s Eggnog getting reformulated.
Lady V and I in our gay apparel. Happy holiday to all you wonderful perverts!
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Lady V and I in our gay apparel. Happy holiday to all you wonderful perverts!
For starters, no. Also what the actual fuck, Facebook?!?
More like: Dark Megaforce, Inexplicable Hipster, Legoperson and Douche Brothers.
More like: Dark Megaforce, Inexplicable Hipster, Legoperson and Douche Brothers.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
For starters, no. Also what the actual fuck, Facebook?!?
More like: Dark Megaforce, Inexplicable Hipster, Legoperson and Douche Brothers.
More like: Dark Megaforce, Inexplicable Hipster, Legoperson and Douche Brothers.
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Compliments of the season, kids. vincekeenan.substack.com/p/c-and-c-25...
C&C 25: It’s a Shane Black Christmas
My only holiday custom comes to Substack
vincekeenan.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Compliments of the season, kids. vincekeenan.substack.com/p/c-and-c-25...
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🎄 Merry Xmas, because Christmas is now nonbinary trans. 🏳️⚧️
And a very Happy HRTolidays to you all! 🎄
May lesbian Santa and/or pansexual Krampus bring you lots of fun and excitement. 💖💖💖
And a very Happy HRTolidays to you all! 🎄
May lesbian Santa and/or pansexual Krampus bring you lots of fun and excitement. 💖💖💖
December 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉