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Christopher Storey
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#notmeus #dsa #leftisbest

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“We’re simply asking the criminals to stop ignoring the laws we already have!”

That’s all this reads to me as. Weak ineffective men begging the powerful to listen to reason
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
We should all want this woman to win. Help her if you can, even if you aren't a New Yorker.
I took down Andrew Cuomo, now I'm running for City Council to take on the cost of living crisis.
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 AM
We all already knew. But this is pretty much undeniable proof...
February 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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are you SEEING THIS
study in red
(yes it's @annijyn.com)
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...
A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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the gop failed utterly at maintaining a political status quo, meanwhile the Democrats have created an impenetrable fortress around a bunch of people sworn to protect and defend the politics of 1992
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Here's an opportunity to support the other journalist arrested today; Georgia Fort, who will have far fewer resources available to her than Don Lemon.
Georgia Fort's is chilling, and it's being overshadowed by the equally chilling arrest of Don Lemon.

A GoFundMe is being set up for Fort. In the meantime, you can support her work directly – without paying massive fundraising platform fees – through her website:

www.georgiafort.com/support
Support Independent Journalism | GF
www.georgiafort.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE.

They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.
January 29, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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DEFUND THE POLICE
January 21, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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I’m waiting for the rest of the world to take the gloves off and stop pandering to this shitbrained monkey. Threaten a global dump of U.S. assets. Shut down U.S. bases. Boycott American companies. Turn the pressure to 11. Fuck him. Raw power is the only language he understands.
January 20, 2026 at 10:32 PM
All preparation is for hypotheticals, you stupid, stupid fuck
Susanna Reid asks Darren Jones what British companies who export to the US should do to prepare for a possible increase in tariffs.

Darren Jones replies: "you shouldn't prepare for a hypothetical"
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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Another thing about this, notice that conservatives don't whine about "purity tests". Ben Shapiro won't share a "tent" with someone who calls ICE terrorists.

Conservatives have a shared vision of the world. Democrats lack the spine to stand up for what they claim to believe in.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 18, 2026 at 9:44 AM
New laws for thugs that openly defy the law. What a fucking joke.
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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For all the grandstanding, Democrats have been nowhere to be seen on the ground in Minnesota. The work there is being done by leftist groups, immigrants rights orgs, and random citizens. Took Walz almost a week to visit Good's memorial. Democrats do not functionally exist in the conversation anymore
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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we’re never returning to “normal “

that world is dead and gone

we create a new one, or we live in hell
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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“What do we call it when a stronger person decides to rob a weaker person because he can? It is just gangsterism. We are the most dangerous gangsters in the world today. Not in the sense of being charming rogues or alluring antiheroes. We are the bad guys.”
We Are the Bad Guys
The swaggering threat to global stability is us.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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If you type "Democrats aren't in power so they can't do anything" in my mentions I will block you into the fucking sun
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.

I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM