Christopher Paulsen
@chrispco.bsky.social
Creator of the webcomic Precocious. Currently force-hiatused and disabled thanks to good ol' malpractice. Still trying to get back to creating.
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Many, MANY cat photos shall be shared, including foster kittens!
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Many, MANY cat photos shall be shared, including foster kittens!
Bonus check in with the unadoptables, my mother’s housecats!
Mo: Rejected littermate of my cats
Cami: Adorable weirdo
Brownie: “Too old to be socialized,” yet ended up the sweetest one
Rupee: Always skittish at first, but later is clingy
Quicksilver: A frail traumatized runt who became a giant!
Mo: Rejected littermate of my cats
Cami: Adorable weirdo
Brownie: “Too old to be socialized,” yet ended up the sweetest one
Rupee: Always skittish at first, but later is clingy
Quicksilver: A frail traumatized runt who became a giant!
February 18, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Bonus check in with the unadoptables, my mother’s housecats!
Mo: Rejected littermate of my cats
Cami: Adorable weirdo
Brownie: “Too old to be socialized,” yet ended up the sweetest one
Rupee: Always skittish at first, but later is clingy
Quicksilver: A frail traumatized runt who became a giant!
Mo: Rejected littermate of my cats
Cami: Adorable weirdo
Brownie: “Too old to be socialized,” yet ended up the sweetest one
Rupee: Always skittish at first, but later is clingy
Quicksilver: A frail traumatized runt who became a giant!
Yet again:
With “wedge issues,” the “issue” part has NEVER mattered to them; it has always been about the “wedge” to divide and conquer.
They’ll change their target topic over and over until corrupt editors finally push enough to tilt a poll. Then it’s “this has ALWAYS been what matters!” wedging!
With “wedge issues,” the “issue” part has NEVER mattered to them; it has always been about the “wedge” to divide and conquer.
They’ll change their target topic over and over until corrupt editors finally push enough to tilt a poll. Then it’s “this has ALWAYS been what matters!” wedging!
Like this. "You must strategically abandon the specific issues that the right has rendered toxic & focus on others."
But then ... why wouldn't the right just be able to do the same thing on those other issues?
But then ... why wouldn't the right just be able to do the same thing on those other issues?
February 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Yet again:
With “wedge issues,” the “issue” part has NEVER mattered to them; it has always been about the “wedge” to divide and conquer.
They’ll change their target topic over and over until corrupt editors finally push enough to tilt a poll. Then it’s “this has ALWAYS been what matters!” wedging!
With “wedge issues,” the “issue” part has NEVER mattered to them; it has always been about the “wedge” to divide and conquer.
They’ll change their target topic over and over until corrupt editors finally push enough to tilt a poll. Then it’s “this has ALWAYS been what matters!” wedging!
More grumplings from today.
The babies being cryptids. I swear, their eyes dramatically change size depending on if their heads are tilted up or down!
Peanut is like 40% eyeball in that photo!
The babies being cryptids. I swear, their eyes dramatically change size depending on if their heads are tilted up or down!
Peanut is like 40% eyeball in that photo!
February 18, 2026 at 12:41 AM
More grumplings from today.
The babies being cryptids. I swear, their eyes dramatically change size depending on if their heads are tilted up or down!
Peanut is like 40% eyeball in that photo!
The babies being cryptids. I swear, their eyes dramatically change size depending on if their heads are tilted up or down!
Peanut is like 40% eyeball in that photo!
The grumplings are growing more social!
I was able to actually pet Ginkgo! First time ever! He ate from my hand!
Sassafras will be a purrball even tho she isn’t down with being carried yet!
Both will still grump, but they’re soooo much better than before!
I was able to actually pet Ginkgo! First time ever! He ate from my hand!
Sassafras will be a purrball even tho she isn’t down with being carried yet!
Both will still grump, but they’re soooo much better than before!
February 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The grumplings are growing more social!
I was able to actually pet Ginkgo! First time ever! He ate from my hand!
Sassafras will be a purrball even tho she isn’t down with being carried yet!
Both will still grump, but they’re soooo much better than before!
I was able to actually pet Ginkgo! First time ever! He ate from my hand!
Sassafras will be a purrball even tho she isn’t down with being carried yet!
Both will still grump, but they’re soooo much better than before!
Off topic: “Vampy puppygirl flappers partying” feels like one of those drawing prompt challenges furries occasionally latch onto, which can break containment enough to make it onto my feed.
February 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Off topic: “Vampy puppygirl flappers partying” feels like one of those drawing prompt challenges furries occasionally latch onto, which can break containment enough to make it onto my feed.
And the mp3 remains in my playlist, next to Drop the Dodongo.
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
February 17, 2026 at 3:57 AM
And the mp3 remains in my playlist, next to Drop the Dodongo.
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Here it is, your moment of zen.
I keep falling asleep and messing up my sleep, med and eating schedule.😵💫
Disability means I struggle to survive meal prep, and can’t shop regularly… but my friggin body cruelly GETS HUNGRY MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY, even tho it’s disastrous for my muscles! Groceries rot when I’m too tired to cook! Rude!
Disability means I struggle to survive meal prep, and can’t shop regularly… but my friggin body cruelly GETS HUNGRY MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY, even tho it’s disastrous for my muscles! Groceries rot when I’m too tired to cook! Rude!
February 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I keep falling asleep and messing up my sleep, med and eating schedule.😵💫
Disability means I struggle to survive meal prep, and can’t shop regularly… but my friggin body cruelly GETS HUNGRY MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY, even tho it’s disastrous for my muscles! Groceries rot when I’m too tired to cook! Rude!
Disability means I struggle to survive meal prep, and can’t shop regularly… but my friggin body cruelly GETS HUNGRY MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY, even tho it’s disastrous for my muscles! Groceries rot when I’m too tired to cook! Rude!
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Reposted by Christopher Paulsen
My god do we need UBI
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet
Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.
www.nbcnews.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
My god do we need UBI
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
I showed the porch cat the front door, and a front window that let her see out to her former porch domain.
In the split second when my cuddling loosened, as I reached to unlock the front door, she had sprinted all the way back to the kitty room on the top floor, hiding in her hammock.
In the split second when my cuddling loosened, as I reached to unlock the front door, she had sprinted all the way back to the kitty room on the top floor, hiding in her hammock.
February 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I showed the porch cat the front door, and a front window that let her see out to her former porch domain.
In the split second when my cuddling loosened, as I reached to unlock the front door, she had sprinted all the way back to the kitty room on the top floor, hiding in her hammock.
In the split second when my cuddling loosened, as I reached to unlock the front door, she had sprinted all the way back to the kitty room on the top floor, hiding in her hammock.
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Soooo thrilled to see The Fifth Element being the key to victory! The only perfect performance, to the legendary diva dance, is golden!
Give that man his laurels, cuz he EARNED that win!
Now... we need the women's winner to win with a skate to, like, Weird Al's "Dare To Be Stupid" or something...
Give that man his laurels, cuz he EARNED that win!
Now... we need the women's winner to win with a skate to, like, Weird Al's "Dare To Be Stupid" or something...
a woman in a blue costume is standing in front of a window with a microphone in her mouth .
Alt: The diva dance from The Fifth Element
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Soooo thrilled to see The Fifth Element being the key to victory! The only perfect performance, to the legendary diva dance, is golden!
Give that man his laurels, cuz he EARNED that win!
Now... we need the women's winner to win with a skate to, like, Weird Al's "Dare To Be Stupid" or something...
Give that man his laurels, cuz he EARNED that win!
Now... we need the women's winner to win with a skate to, like, Weird Al's "Dare To Be Stupid" or something...
A rundown of mom’s cats who visited me, or who I uncovered.
Black cat #2 is Isaac. Most folks don’t know he exists, as he hides from all guests!
(Mo and Quicksilver must be napping upstairs.)
Black cat #2 is Isaac. Most folks don’t know he exists, as he hides from all guests!
(Mo and Quicksilver must be napping upstairs.)
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
A rundown of mom’s cats who visited me, or who I uncovered.
Black cat #2 is Isaac. Most folks don’t know he exists, as he hides from all guests!
(Mo and Quicksilver must be napping upstairs.)
Black cat #2 is Isaac. Most folks don’t know he exists, as he hides from all guests!
(Mo and Quicksilver must be napping upstairs.)
Guess who’s back!
Grumplings 2.0
Sassafras the calico continues to warm up. Ginko the creamsicle still hates everyone… but less so! (He’s also “Peanut” now, as his other fosterer gave him that name, and he apparently responds to it??? Unsure if it’s merely a “he hisses when we call him!” deal.)
Grumplings 2.0
Sassafras the calico continues to warm up. Ginko the creamsicle still hates everyone… but less so! (He’s also “Peanut” now, as his other fosterer gave him that name, and he apparently responds to it??? Unsure if it’s merely a “he hisses when we call him!” deal.)
February 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Guess who’s back!
Grumplings 2.0
Sassafras the calico continues to warm up. Ginko the creamsicle still hates everyone… but less so! (He’s also “Peanut” now, as his other fosterer gave him that name, and he apparently responds to it??? Unsure if it’s merely a “he hisses when we call him!” deal.)
Grumplings 2.0
Sassafras the calico continues to warm up. Ginko the creamsicle still hates everyone… but less so! (He’s also “Peanut” now, as his other fosterer gave him that name, and he apparently responds to it??? Unsure if it’s merely a “he hisses when we call him!” deal.)
“Oh, wow, dear friend I haven’t talked to in way too long thanks to my sucky health, despite having a bunch of dreams one would call horrible nightmares, I actually woke up refreshed after sleeping all through the night! What luc-“
*wakes for real*
“…”
*checks time*
“Son of a BITCH!”
*wakes for real*
“…”
*checks time*
“Son of a BITCH!”
And it ends with me finally into bed after an hour of sidequests, BUT…
-one last phone check
-email declaring "issue with your order"
-heading downstairs to get my wallet
-cats in sabotage mode
-a "reset 2-step verification before you can finish another 2-step verification" loop
-a bonus crying fit!
-one last phone check
-email declaring "issue with your order"
-heading downstairs to get my wallet
-cats in sabotage mode
-a "reset 2-step verification before you can finish another 2-step verification" loop
-a bonus crying fit!
a man with a mustache and a striped shirt is saying `` i hate everything '' .
Alt: Ron from Parks and Recreation saying "I hate everything."
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:45 AM
“Oh, wow, dear friend I haven’t talked to in way too long thanks to my sucky health, despite having a bunch of dreams one would call horrible nightmares, I actually woke up refreshed after sleeping all through the night! What luc-“
*wakes for real*
“…”
*checks time*
“Son of a BITCH!”
*wakes for real*
“…”
*checks time*
“Son of a BITCH!”
This was one of those hell days, where every attempt to do a chore was blocked with the need to do ten other tasks first just to access the chore. It took 4 hours to make lunch cuz I couldn't delay all kitchen tasks anymore... and by the time I finished I was so burnt out I passed out for 3 hours!
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 AM
This was one of those hell days, where every attempt to do a chore was blocked with the need to do ten other tasks first just to access the chore. It took 4 hours to make lunch cuz I couldn't delay all kitchen tasks anymore... and by the time I finished I was so burnt out I passed out for 3 hours!
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I still haven’t gone back and watched the first 40mins of the Super Bowl, even tho it features my team winning, cuz I’m such a mess of anxiety I fear a Doctor Who ep would break out, where Jinx Demons appear to use my “powers” to change history and end reality via “Chrispy sucks THAT much” paradox!
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I still haven’t gone back and watched the first 40mins of the Super Bowl, even tho it features my team winning, cuz I’m such a mess of anxiety I fear a Doctor Who ep would break out, where Jinx Demons appear to use my “powers” to change history and end reality via “Chrispy sucks THAT much” paradox!
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Reposted by Christopher Paulsen
With the announcement that the ICE surge in MN is ending, I’m thinking about how so many people thought the child in Bad Bunny’s halftime performance was Liam Ramos and how our need for Hollywood endings and satisfying payoffs might hinder us from dealing with the painful and traumatic aftermath.
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 PM
With the announcement that the ICE surge in MN is ending, I’m thinking about how so many people thought the child in Bad Bunny’s halftime performance was Liam Ramos and how our need for Hollywood endings and satisfying payoffs might hinder us from dealing with the painful and traumatic aftermath.
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Uhoh those the were load-bearing witches.
Etsy just kicked witches off their platform.
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform
For years, you could hire someone on Etsy to curse an evil ex, protect your home, or manifest better luck. Well, until now.
www.vice.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Uhoh those the were load-bearing witches.
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My Anooralya Story, by Emily Kam Kngwarray, 1993, 📸 by @ishikasamant
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
My Anooralya Story, by Emily Kam Kngwarray, 1993, 📸 by @ishikasamant