@chriskeim.bsky.social
He/Him
Eat shit Fascists
Banner photo by Christopher Katsarov
Eat shit Fascists
Banner photo by Christopher Katsarov
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I blew my dog whistle at the Mensa meeting and everyone heard it.
Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 25, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I blew my dog whistle at the Mensa meeting and everyone heard it.
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you’ll never guess what this was in reply to
This is the 2026 equivalent of when Walter Cronkite went on tv and said the Vietnam War was unwinnable
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
you’ll never guess what this was in reply to
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This is the 2026 equivalent of when Walter Cronkite went on tv and said the Vietnam War was unwinnable
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This is the 2026 equivalent of when Walter Cronkite went on tv and said the Vietnam War was unwinnable
Wait, there was a riot?
BASH: Footage shows him holding a cell phone, not a gun. Did he at any point pull out his weapon?
BOVINO: We do know that the suspect did bring a weapon, a loaded 9mm high capacity handgun, to a riot.
(That's a no!)
BOVINO: We do know that the suspect did bring a weapon, a loaded 9mm high capacity handgun, to a riot.
(That's a no!)
January 25, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Wait, there was a riot?
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I was doing a TV interview about creeping authoritarianism in the midst of a winter storm when a tree exploded and our power went out.
Feeling . . . apocalyptic.
Feeling . . . apocalyptic.
January 25, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I was doing a TV interview about creeping authoritarianism in the midst of a winter storm when a tree exploded and our power went out.
Feeling . . . apocalyptic.
Feeling . . . apocalyptic.
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Dems should introduce lots of such legislation, demand hearings and debate, make a huge fuss, use paid media to call out GOP members who are blocking their consideration--and make clear this GOP Congress is enabling the madness.
January 25, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Dems should introduce lots of such legislation, demand hearings and debate, make a huge fuss, use paid media to call out GOP members who are blocking their consideration--and make clear this GOP Congress is enabling the madness.
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Yes, the GOP controls Congress. That's why it's key to show Congress COULD stop the madness. And it's not just the DHS bill. Congress could repeal the prior multi-year $75b for DHS; set up a special investigative committee (cf. Watergate); amend the Insurrection Act; etc.
January 25, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Yes, the GOP controls Congress. That's why it's key to show Congress COULD stop the madness. And it's not just the DHS bill. Congress could repeal the prior multi-year $75b for DHS; set up a special investigative committee (cf. Watergate); amend the Insurrection Act; etc.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Henry Cuellar voted with Trump on the Do No Harm in Medicaid Act, Pet and Livestock Protection Act, Mining Regulatory Clarity Act, SPEED Act, Affordable HOMES Act, SHOWER Act, and the Protecting Prudent Investment of Retirement Savings Act.
that's just in the past MONTH
that's just in the past MONTH
January 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Henry Cuellar voted with Trump on the Do No Harm in Medicaid Act, Pet and Livestock Protection Act, Mining Regulatory Clarity Act, SPEED Act, Affordable HOMES Act, SHOWER Act, and the Protecting Prudent Investment of Retirement Savings Act.
that's just in the past MONTH
that's just in the past MONTH
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov Pretty odd your statement about the shooting in Minnesota hasn't been released here. Keep telling us how you fight for the people though.
January 25, 2026 at 11:05 AM
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov Pretty odd your statement about the shooting in Minnesota hasn't been released here. Keep telling us how you fight for the people though.
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For those who missed it yesterday, this thread contains a detailed analysis of the Alex Pretti killing, clearly showing he was holding a phone when attacked by ICE, and had a gun removed from him shortly before being shot to death by ICE officers.
Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...
January 25, 2026 at 9:17 AM
For those who missed it yesterday, this thread contains a detailed analysis of the Alex Pretti killing, clearly showing he was holding a phone when attacked by ICE, and had a gun removed from him shortly before being shot to death by ICE officers.
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a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
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The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
@pablo.show Chuck Klostermann really seemed to be arguing he would prefer to be Bill Watterson in the recent interview.
January 23, 2026 at 9:26 AM
@pablo.show Chuck Klostermann really seemed to be arguing he would prefer to be Bill Watterson in the recent interview.
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I think it’s bad that the Speaker of the House has been in a sensory deprivation tank since roughly 2015 and only emerges to get yelled at in the hallway outside of the tank.
Mike Johnson tells me that he hasn’t seen Trump saying in Davos “what we have gotten out of NATO is nothing”
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I think it’s bad that the Speaker of the House has been in a sensory deprivation tank since roughly 2015 and only emerges to get yelled at in the hallway outside of the tank.
There should be an ability to build a blocklist for accounts that post specific AI pics.
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 AM
There should be an ability to build a blocklist for accounts that post specific AI pics.
@cjzero.bsky.social we have a huge doink!
January 20, 2026 at 2:13 AM
@cjzero.bsky.social we have a huge doink!
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The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
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Reminds me of this
January 19, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Reminds me of this
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mad king moment
from the PBS Newshour correspondent
from the PBS Newshour correspondent
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 AM
mad king moment
from the PBS Newshour correspondent
from the PBS Newshour correspondent
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this Greenland shit is fucking insane. it’s fucking insane. the fact that anyone is humoring him is fucking insane. the biggest problem in the world today is that nobody is taking the president seriously for the fucking psychopath he is. this isn’t all some fucking joke
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 AM
this Greenland shit is fucking insane. it’s fucking insane. the fact that anyone is humoring him is fucking insane. the biggest problem in the world today is that nobody is taking the president seriously for the fucking psychopath he is. this isn’t all some fucking joke
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This is real life.
![NEW:
@potus
letter to
@jonasgahrstore
links
@NobelPrize
to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kjjhbsc3pp3vkqjsivk6z2yd/bafkreicg4lld3sqewqfgx6clcfr5blf356o3fqzfhw722vg6uqrnfhvdxq@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 AM
This is real life.
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So John Cena, WWEs big name and a worldwide star just went out to the ring because he was so touched and fooled by Mark Henry's fake retirement? Nobody told The Champ until he got in the ring?
OK
What's Plan B if Cena stayed backstage? Run and find him? Please.
GTFO w this carny BS
#wrestlesky
OK
What's Plan B if Cena stayed backstage? Run and find him? Please.
GTFO w this carny BS
#wrestlesky
January 19, 2026 at 5:42 AM
So John Cena, WWEs big name and a worldwide star just went out to the ring because he was so touched and fooled by Mark Henry's fake retirement? Nobody told The Champ until he got in the ring?
OK
What's Plan B if Cena stayed backstage? Run and find him? Please.
GTFO w this carny BS
#wrestlesky
OK
What's Plan B if Cena stayed backstage? Run and find him? Please.
GTFO w this carny BS
#wrestlesky