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Gonzo
@chrisgonz.bsky.social
Technology Research and Market Intelligence • Author • Journalist • Army Veteran • Bass Player • Cape Cod/Busan

Matt Taibbi once mocked me for swearing at rich people.
Headed out to get all the free breakfasts and lunches…
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If we’re not calling this new FIFA peace prize the “Ballon d’Orange” I’m not sure what we’re even doing anymore.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I live a short distance from two of the top 10 largest cities in my state and I have no idea who the mayor of either is.
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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"Seven data-driven lessons from the 2025 elections: These results tell us something deeper: voters care about affordability and freedom, and Democrats who focus on that message — whether they’re moderates or progressives — are winning." open.substack.com/pub/gelliott...
Seven data-driven lessons from the 2025 elections
Democrats outran their polls and swept statewide races from Georgia to New Jersey, on an agenda of affordability and a broad anti-Trump backlash
open.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Three of my favorite security people. And Ryan!
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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True story, right here
SNAP Isn’t Charity; It’s Necessity
What a childhood experience of living on food stamps taught me about poverty, dignity, and the value of America’s safety net.
open.substack.com
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This reads like the old Cheech and Chong bit “How I Spent My Summer Vacation.” We’ve given up on creative writing in American journalism.

www.latimes.com/california/s...
Fireworks light up L.A., Dodgers fans take to the streets to celebrate World Series win
After the Dodgers clinched their first back-to-back World Series Championship. exuberant Dodgers fans took to the streets to celebrate with cheers and fireworks.
www.latimes.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Is this one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen in my life? Quite possibly! ❤️❤️❤️ Vladdy Jr. walks into the Blue Jays clubhouse before Game 7 of the 2025 World Series, wearing a Marie-Philip Poulin Team Canada hockey jersey. 😭😍 #BlueJays #WorldSeries #TeamCanada
November 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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the ketchup banchan is fucking destroying me
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Seems like they just routinely empty that thing into low earth orbit. Which raises the question: why have a holding tank?
The piss tank on the ISS is now 12% full.
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We might quibble over bits of the methodology and design, but overall this is a formidable piece of research. Well done PRRI folks.

prri.org/research/tru...
Trump’s Unprecedented Actions Deepen Asymmetric Divides
The 16th annual PRRI American Values Survey examines Americans’ opinions on how democracy is working, what it means to be “truly American,” concerns about the economy, and belief in the American Dream...
prri.org
October 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I don’t know how these updates ended up in my feed, but I find them very zen.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 36% full.
October 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Now do “begs the question” and what it does — and definitely does NOT — mean. FFS.
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
October 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The “No Kings” rally in Chapel Hill today is gonna be 🔥
UNC had a TD to take the lead but the ball was knocked loose before the receiver got in and ends up as a touchback
October 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
October 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I had no idea they made BDUs this large.
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Having peace and quiet for breakfast at anchor in Hadley Harbor.
October 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Fast-roping into her DMs like…
October 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
When you just want to get ready for the ballgame and the work emails keep coming at ya. #RedSox #Yankees
September 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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lmao, apparently this guy managed to give two different talks at two of the the biggest hacking conferences using AI generated slop that doesn't even make any sense. Welcome to infosec in 2025.
Looks like some Linux eBPF vulnerabilities presented at this year's Black Hat are made-up AI slop

www.openwall.com/lists/oss-se...
September 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Spec4 Mafia FTW.
Trump’s deployment of troops to Portland is a dangerous escalation of authoritarianism. Now is the time to find our own ways of standing up and fighting back to preserve our democracy. Fellow vets: we need you to muster. And those serving: you can refuse an unlawful order as you may receive it.
September 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Give me a Rubén Blades cameo during the Bad Bunny halftime performance or give me death.
September 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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This BBC reporter was offered 25% of a ransom payout if he gave hackers access to the corporate network.

He played along so we got a look inside their tactic here:
September 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM