Gonzo
@chrisgonz.bsky.social
Technology Research and Market Intelligence • Author • Journalist • Army Veteran • Bass Player • Cape Cod/Busan
Matt Taibbi once mocked me for swearing at rich people.
Matt Taibbi once mocked me for swearing at rich people.
My mom nearly murdered my dad one Christmas for buying her a Salad Shooter can you imagine this?! 🤯
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My mom nearly murdered my dad one Christmas for buying her a Salad Shooter can you imagine this?! 🤯
I know I’m repeating myself but why are there BDUs in 40W 32L?
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I know I’m repeating myself but why are there BDUs in 40W 32L?
Ha! My usual response is “Why tf are you asking me?”
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Ha! My usual response is “Why tf are you asking me?”
I bet everybody at the CGSC is still getting fed on the reg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I bet everybody at the CGSC is still getting fed on the reg.
Pronounced like, “THE Ohio State University”
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Pronounced like, “THE Ohio State University”
Courtesy of the ever-feckless Howard Wolfson
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Courtesy of the ever-feckless Howard Wolfson
Man, that’s a lot of ALT 0150 for one tweet.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Man, that’s a lot of ALT 0150 for one tweet.
Also busting out the Hemingway Starter Kit. “I deleted all the conjunctions am I doing this right?”
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Also busting out the Hemingway Starter Kit. “I deleted all the conjunctions am I doing this right?”
I’ve been calling my godmother “Aunty Marie” all my life am I going to jail?
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’ve been calling my godmother “Aunty Marie” all my life am I going to jail?
😂 “My kidney just turned to stone dust. I should grab a Powerade.”
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
😂 “My kidney just turned to stone dust. I should grab a Powerade.”
I knew I should have said “wrong answers only” because this is almost certainly correct. Damn it.
October 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I knew I should have said “wrong answers only” because this is almost certainly correct. Damn it.