Dennis
@dennisf.bsky.social
Gentleman of leisure. Legendary wedding guest. I wrote two of the best books you haven't read. Friend of hackers. https://decipher.sc
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Dennis
@dennisf.bsky.social
· Jun 10
Met one of my literary heroes and fellow Virginian @blacktopkid.bsky.social last night. He’s exactly as cool and gracious as you’d think.
Gonna need @rmogull.com to weigh in here
LEGO is launching the most ambitious brick it’s ever made: a tiny computer that fits entirely inside a classic 2x4 LEGO brick. It will make entire LEGO sets come to life — with humming lightsabers, roaring engines, light-up blasters, and more www.theverge.com/tech/854556/...
Lego announces Smart Brick, the ‘most significant evolution’ in 50 years
Starting with Lego Star Wars.
www.theverge.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Gonna need @rmogull.com to weigh in here
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Here are some more contronyms ⬇️
- sanction
- dust
- drop
- ravel
- fast
- bolt
Get it together, English.
- sanction
- dust
- drop
- ravel
- fast
- bolt
Get it together, English.
January 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Here are some more contronyms ⬇️
- sanction
- dust
- drop
- ravel
- fast
- bolt
Get it together, English.
- sanction
- dust
- drop
- ravel
- fast
- bolt
Get it together, English.
This seems tailor-made for @sheaserrano.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
This seems tailor-made for @sheaserrano.bsky.social
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it’s too much. Somewhere Benoit Blanc is smoking a cigar, shaking his head
A priest spreading holy water on the field of the Steelers?
I feel like I should have learned this from @jessicasmetana.bsky.social
I feel like I should have learned this from @jessicasmetana.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
it’s too much. Somewhere Benoit Blanc is smoking a cigar, shaking his head
The only tv duo I like less than Buck and Aikman is Tulga and his stupid cat Oscar.
January 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The only tv duo I like less than Buck and Aikman is Tulga and his stupid cat Oscar.
No one does it like @sheaserrano.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
No one does it like @sheaserrano.bsky.social
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Never let this team in the playoff again
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Never let this team in the playoff again
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Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:
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This is the only end of year content I care about. 🐶🐶
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is the only end of year content I care about. 🐶🐶
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We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps:
- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’
No worries if not!!!
- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’
No worries if not!!!
December 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps:
- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’
No worries if not!!!
- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’
No worries if not!!!
A chance to live heckle the buddies?? LFG
🔥 We're going live for last show of the year with our picks for the 'best and worst' of 2025. Plus, the real predictions for 2026. @craiu.bsky.social @jags.bsky.social
🗓️ Friday Dec 26
⏰ 10:00am Eastern
Set YouTube notifications 👇
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🗓️ Friday Dec 26
⏰ 10:00am Eastern
Set YouTube notifications 👇
youtube.com/live/_n95Lo_...
Three Buddy Problem: 2025 Year-End Awards LIVE SHOW
YouTube video by Three Buddy Problem
youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
A chance to live heckle the buddies?? LFG
THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR is such an underrated movie
On Christmas Eve, reupping this piece I wrote for The Strand magazine. Featuring THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR, THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER, and RONIN. Ten Great Crime Stories Set During the Holidays
Ten Great Crime Stories Set During the Holidays - Strand Magazine
As winter descends and Christmas carols slide into a minor key, toss back a belt of eggnog and appreciate these sharply rendered tales of death and double-dealing.
strandmag.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR is such an underrated movie
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they got your boy in the motherfucking chicago tribune 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Great hoop chat @sheaserrano.bsky.social about his new book ‘Expensive Basketball.’
On taking creative risks, how Dennis Rodman would translate to the modern NBA and the impossible task of writing something fresh about Michael Jordan:
On taking creative risks, how Dennis Rodman would translate to the modern NBA and the impossible task of writing something fresh about Michael Jordan:
Shea Serrano tackles Michael Jordan’s numerology and Dennis Rodman’s brilliance in ‘Expensive Basketball’
Author Shea Serrano embraces one of the toughest truths of NBA writing: There’s no simple way to write something new about Michael Jordan.
www.chicagotribune.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
they got your boy in the motherfucking chicago tribune 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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the greatest needle drop ever
This scene is why Still Dre has been my ringtone for the last 15 years. @sheaserrano.bsky.social nailed it.
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the greatest needle drop ever
Is Kevin McCallister the Greatest Hacker in Movie History?
YouTube video by Decipher
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“And if you’re wondering if Santa is now being mandated to add two-factor authentication to his iPad—yes, Virginia, he is.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The North Pole Has Suffered a Data Breach
Dear Valued Child,
This letter was slipped into your stocking to inform you that we recently identified a breach of our North Pole Magic Systems (N...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“And if you’re wondering if Santa is now being mandated to add two-factor authentication to his iPad—yes, Virginia, he is.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
KEVIN!
Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
youtu.be/9lCl5Cqsh0s?...
youtu.be/9lCl5Cqsh0s?...
Is Kevin McCallister the Greatest Hacker in Movie History?
YouTube video by Decipher
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
KEVIN!