Chris Eigeman
@chriseigeman.bsky.social
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Chris Eigeman
@chriseigeman.bsky.social
· Nov 23
A couple of my younger friends are soon to have their 1st baby and I have a little starter pack of advice for the non-birthing partners (yes, I know this sounds like a set up for a bit, but no).
I'd rather.......well
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I'd rather.......well
It’s the sledding scene. Every kid Hated it. (I still kinda do).
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
It’s the sledding scene. Every kid Hated it. (I still kinda do).
"Don't wait up - I'll be dead!'
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
"Don't wait up - I'll be dead!'
Reposted by Chris Eigeman
Interesting/informative thread
I'm going to say a couple of things about Alex Pretti's handgun, that I don't think people who do not shoot will initially understand.
This photo was almost immediately distributed by the feds. I think that doing so was, for them and their attempt to whitewash the murder, a *huge* error.
This photo was almost immediately distributed by the feds. I think that doing so was, for them and their attempt to whitewash the murder, a *huge* error.
January 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Interesting/informative thread
Reposted by Chris Eigeman
My fellow New Yorkers, it's a snowstorm, not the siege of Stalingrad. Local butcher's case was practically empty; I literally got the last lamb they had save for two sad little rib chops. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Update from Sara Hylton
www.nytimes.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
My fellow New Yorkers, it's a snowstorm, not the siege of Stalingrad. Local butcher's case was practically empty; I literally got the last lamb they had save for two sad little rib chops. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
This is both enraging and terrifying. Also, beautifully reported.
Kash Patel’s FBI Is Making America Less Safe, Current and Former Employees Say (Gift Article)
Forty-five current and former employees on the changes they say are undermining the agency and making America less safe.
www.nytimes.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
This is both enraging and terrifying. Also, beautifully reported.
In my day this was called "Lickin and Clickin".
yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In my day this was called "Lickin and Clickin".
Ha!
STEFANIK DROPS OUT: Leaving Congress — and won’t run for Gov
Bulletin from the Times-Union: www.timesunion.com/churchill/ar...
Bulletin from the Times-Union: www.timesunion.com/churchill/ar...
Churchill: Stefanik says she won't run for governor — or Congress
“In a traditionally blue state like New York, you sort of have to have all the stars aligned politically,” Rep. Elise Stefanik said, citing a primary challenge and other concerns.
www.timesunion.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ha!
JFC! Can we just retire this stupid stupid expression.
Opinion | Rob Reiner and the Plight of the Nepo Baby
Children of privilege still have to prove themselves, as he did—and if they fail, it’s all the more painful.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
JFC! Can we just retire this stupid stupid expression.
and now, Jeremy Irons' voice will be w me all night.
December 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
and now, Jeremy Irons' voice will be w me all night.
Don't know if this is good news or bad, but now in the Spotify year end wrap up it guesses your age. According to the app, my teenager is 73, my wife 70 and I'm 84.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Don't know if this is good news or bad, but now in the Spotify year end wrap up it guesses your age. According to the app, my teenager is 73, my wife 70 and I'm 84.
It's a great one. (And not a sequel to BREAKING AWAY as I thought when it first opened).
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It's a great one. (And not a sequel to BREAKING AWAY as I thought when it first opened).
I will never be not thinking about this.
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I will never be not thinking about this.
Congratulations!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Congratulations!!
The last time trump addressed congress, and the Dems help up little signs w different messages, I found it both silly and toothless. But if the next time he addresses congress, and ALL the dems silently held little signs that said "Quiet Piggy", oh I think I would cheer.
Great piece on Trump's 'Quiet, piggy' moment. This phrase could be the new shorthand way to explain how abusers silence their victims. Keep quiet or be punished cruelly.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/19/h...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/19/h...
Heidi Stevens: After Trump’s ‘Quiet, piggy’ moment, we’re done asking why survivors don’t come forward, right?
If we’re going to become a nation that truly protects children and women, we have to stop giving a pass to sexual abusers, writes Heidi Stevens.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The last time trump addressed congress, and the Dems help up little signs w different messages, I found it both silly and toothless. But if the next time he addresses congress, and ALL the dems silently held little signs that said "Quiet Piggy", oh I think I would cheer.
Seeing tonight!
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Seeing tonight!
There's something so grotesque about this. "“I read it as a sign of physical submission to Donald Trump, a statement of fealty to him and the idea that the surface of a policy is the only thing that matters,” (from the Mother Jones linked article)
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There's something so grotesque about this. "“I read it as a sign of physical submission to Donald Trump, a statement of fealty to him and the idea that the surface of a policy is the only thing that matters,” (from the Mother Jones linked article)
I thought so too! Bought an overcoat and everything!
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I thought so too! Bought an overcoat and everything!
Would have got them all but didn’t get 9 b/c didn’t get the part of Lloyd Dobler. #stillsore
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Would have got them all but didn’t get 9 b/c didn’t get the part of Lloyd Dobler. #stillsore
“I don’t know man. I’d put a bell in that coffin just to be sure .”
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“I don’t know man. I’d put a bell in that coffin just to be sure .”
