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Chris Carman
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I teach science to kids :: I make free science practice quizzes at ChemQuiz.net and PhysQuiz.net :: husband/father/son :: rock & roll & plants 🌱 :: the climate crisis can be solved
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Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.

Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a

Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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The ChemQuiz.net October 2025 newsletter is out! 🎃 Topics include new pop-out periodic tables, Dashboard features to help you save time, a Webinar about Question Banks & more on Wed 10/29, lots of bug fixes, the Walk to End Alzheimer's, and more! #chemed #iteachchem mailchi.mp/chemquiz.net...
October 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Ohio educators will keep their voices on the STRS board for now due to an appellate court upholding a temporary block on a new state law. After this court loss, the GOP House speaker wants to remove some judicial power ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/10/08/o...
Ohio educators to remain on STRS as court upholds temporary block on board changes • Ohio Capital Journal
Ohio educators will keep their voices on the STRS board for now due to an appellate court upholding a temporary block on a new state law. After this court loss, the GOP House speaker wants to remove…
ohiocapitaljournal.com
October 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Just added a new feature to most of the quizzes - pop-up periodic table! If your students happen to misplace their periodic table or you've activated tab-switch detection on an assignment, they can now use this instead. The pop-up calculator works alongside it, too! #chemed #iteachchem
October 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Happy Fall! 🍁 The ChemQuiz.net September 2025 newsletter is out and highlights new features on the site, including Topics to organize assignments on the Dashboard, an easy-to-read downloadable periodic table, a live webinar on September 30th, and more #chemed #iteachchem mailchi.mp/chemquiz.net...
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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"0.3 per cent of the world’s land area – yes, just the land – would be needed to meet the current energy demand from solar alone, which is LESS THAN THE CURRENT LAND FOOTPRINT OF FOSSIL FUEL INFRASTRUCTURE."
Why solar power is the only viable power source in the long run
Not only is solar more than capable of supplying all the world’s energy, in the long term it is the only power source that won’t fry the planet
www.newscientist.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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About this Florida vaccine story:

When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.

We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.

“Oh, they’d have died.”
September 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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The PhysQuiz.net September 2025 newsletter! Coulomb's Law diagrams, AP® Physics 1 & 2 exemplars, pop-out calculator, and more #physics #physicsed #iteachphysics mailchi.mp/physquiz.net...
PhysQuiz.net September 2025 newsletter: ⚡️Coulomb's Law diagrams, AP® exemplars, pop-out calculator, and more!
mailchi.mp
September 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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“I don’t want to hear these people talk. Spin the wheel.” - my 5 yo daughter watching the first few minutes of Wheel of Fortune
August 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I was looking for a clean and simple periodic table that was easy to read with a fixed-width serif font that clearly differentiated between lowercase L, uppercase i, and 1. I couldn't quite find what I wanted, so I made my own! 0.001 precision here #chemed #iteachchem docs.google.com/document/d/1...
ChemQuiz.net Periodic Table (0.001 precision)
ChemQuiz.net Periodic Table of the Elements 1 18 1 1 H hydrogen 1.008 2 atomic number Symbol element name atomic mass 13 14 15 16 17 2 He helium 4.003 2 3 Li lithium 6.94 4 B...
docs.google.com
August 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Come join the first ever ChemQuiz.net Dashboard webinar on Monday, August 18th at 7pm Eastern/4pm Pacific! Find out about new features, ways to streamline your assignments, and other tricks for getting the most out of ChemQuiz.net. Register for free at: us06web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...
Welcome! You are invited to join a meeting: ChemQuiz.net Dashboard overview, tips and tricks!. After registering, you will receive a confirmation email about joining the meeting.
Welcome! You are invited to join a meeting: ChemQuiz.net Dashboard overview, tips and tricks!. After registering, you will receive a confirmation email about joining the meeting.
us06web.zoom.us
August 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Tivy High School is a ChemQuiz.net school that's located in Kerrville TX, which was devastated by flooding this past July. Please consider helping their public school by donating to the Kerrville Public School Foundation, which gives out teaching grants and student scholarships! #chemsky #iteachchem
August 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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The August ChemQuiz.net newsletter is out! It includes information about the new PES and Coulomb's Law quizzes, as well as other new features across the site such as requiring students to round their answers using correct sig figs. Check it out! #chemsky #iteachchem mailchi.mp/chemquiz.net...
August 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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behold the "HTML bomb"

It's a counterattack for AI companies that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to

when a scraper grabs it, it becomes a 10-gig HTML page and 💣 goes the scraper

Item #6 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter: buttondown.com/clivethompso...
August 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If Ohio taxpayers are expected to fund private schools through vouchers, then the private schools need to publish the same data as the public schools, including attendance, graduation rate, and mandated state test scores
You start to wonder what private school scores would look like if they were forced to take every student like public schools do.

www.daytondailynews.com/local/do-pri...
August 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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July 2025 is one for the atmospheric record books. The rising waters have claimed many lives; prompted dramatic rescues, including from subway cars; and caused millions of dollars’ worth of property damage. cen.acs.org/environment/... #chemsky 🧪
The chemistry behind why flash floods are getting worse
As the world gets wetter, studying a water cycle in flux is a major challenge. ‘You cannot bring a cloud into a laboratory,’ says one scientist
cen.acs.org
July 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"Conjure"
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July 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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ozzy osbourne in famous works of art: thread
July 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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There’s a nonzero chance you will die from a cancer that could have been curable because people who couldn’t pass 7th grade biology and are scared of things like “mRNA” and “riboflavin” and “walkable cities” decided to make their ignorance everybody else’s problem
Over 120 mRNA cancer trials are now at risk as the Trump admin cuts funding & tells researchers to scrub “mRNA” from grant proposals.

What started as COVID fearmongering is now derailing life-saving cancer research.

Hope remains - but scientists say time is running out.

zurl.co/YBGNy
‘Tremendous uncertainty’ for cancer research as US officials target mRNA vaccines
Amid Trump cuts and state-level backlash, experts worry that progress in messenger RNA vaccines could stall
zurl.co
July 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I taught Environmental Science for 14 years and when we got to the population demographics unit I saw attitudes among my students (especially girls) about having children go from mostly positive to mostly neutral to largely negative because of cost of living, climate change, and politics
July 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers.

The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
July 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I used to show this slide in class when I taught Environmental Science and before I would show it I would ask how many students had heard that wind turbines killed birds (several), but when they saw the graph they always had lots of stories to share about their own cats being bird murderers
Evergreen reminder that wind turbines are not even remotely a leading cause of human-driven bird mortality. This is classic concern trolling in the interest of fossil fuels - if they really cared about birds they'd focus on domestic cats and building glass. And what's not shown here: climate change.
July 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM