Chris Behmke
@chrisbehmke.bsky.social
Mostly here for sports. Celtics, Yankees, Eagles. UCONN (CT-born), BU (alum). Anything in the great state of Maine.
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Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard
January 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard
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the onion truly the only great piece of journalism we have in this country rn
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
the onion truly the only great piece of journalism we have in this country rn
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JB 50🍔
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
JB 50🍔
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me, a long time jaylen brown truther, watching his 2025-26 season:
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
me, a long time jaylen brown truther, watching his 2025-26 season:
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Jaylen Brown may not be bothered by your disrespect, but he is gonna make you regret it. A 50-piece tonight for "not the player of the month."
Jaylen Brown isn’t bothered by your disrespect
Through a season of increased scrutiny, JB is having a career year
www.celticsblog.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Jaylen Brown may not be bothered by your disrespect, but he is gonna make you regret it. A 50-piece tonight for "not the player of the month."
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“If you think he won’t be player of the month in January, then f*ck you” - Mom, on JB
January 4, 2026 at 5:41 AM
“If you think he won’t be player of the month in January, then f*ck you” - Mom, on JB
@petemrogers.bsky.social ooh baby, the moment you’ve been waiting for is tonight @fchwpo.bsky.social Thank you!
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
@petemrogers.bsky.social ooh baby, the moment you’ve been waiting for is tonight @fchwpo.bsky.social Thank you!
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celtics bout to win the east aren’t they
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
celtics bout to win the east aren’t they
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weird al would be the greatest super bowl halftime show ever and you can’t tell me otherwise
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
weird al would be the greatest super bowl halftime show ever and you can’t tell me otherwise
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some other variations of my clippers nautical flag jersey
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
some other variations of my clippers nautical flag jersey
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shoulda been this years city jerseys if i do say so myself
🆕 Retro ‘Rock jersey
A throwback vibe for the Celtics, with plenty of gold fit for a champion.
Available now: shopbanner18.com/products/ret...
A throwback vibe for the Celtics, with plenty of gold fit for a champion.
Available now: shopbanner18.com/products/ret...
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
shoulda been this years city jerseys if i do say so myself
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🆕 Retro ‘Rock jersey
A throwback vibe for the Celtics, with plenty of gold fit for a champion.
Available now: shopbanner18.com/products/ret...
A throwback vibe for the Celtics, with plenty of gold fit for a champion.
Available now: shopbanner18.com/products/ret...
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
🆕 Retro ‘Rock jersey
A throwback vibe for the Celtics, with plenty of gold fit for a champion.
Available now: shopbanner18.com/products/ret...
A throwback vibe for the Celtics, with plenty of gold fit for a champion.
Available now: shopbanner18.com/products/ret...
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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🆕 Xmas 2.0 Jersey
A new take on NBA's Christmas Day jersey and a refreshed version of our original. This is the only jersey you need this holiday season.
Available now: shopbanner18.com/products/xma...
A new take on NBA's Christmas Day jersey and a refreshed version of our original. This is the only jersey you need this holiday season.
Available now: shopbanner18.com/products/xma...
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
🆕 Xmas 2.0 Jersey
A new take on NBA's Christmas Day jersey and a refreshed version of our original. This is the only jersey you need this holiday season.
Available now: shopbanner18.com/products/xma...
A new take on NBA's Christmas Day jersey and a refreshed version of our original. This is the only jersey you need this holiday season.
Available now: shopbanner18.com/products/xma...
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this is how you campaign
August 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
this is how you campaign
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My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
August 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
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Aaron Boone making me watch Devin Williams in a high leverage situation.
August 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Aaron Boone making me watch Devin Williams in a high leverage situation.
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and people will tell you jaylen brown trash
August 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
and people will tell you jaylen brown trash
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🚨jersey giveaway🚨
giving away all jerseys pictured. bovas jersey XL, all other jerseys L.
to enter:
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- follow myself & @shopbanner18.bsky.social
- comment/QT which jersey you want
friday i’ll randomly pick a winner for each jersey!
giving away all jerseys pictured. bovas jersey XL, all other jerseys L.
to enter:
- repost
- follow myself & @shopbanner18.bsky.social
- comment/QT which jersey you want
friday i’ll randomly pick a winner for each jersey!
July 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
🚨jersey giveaway🚨
giving away all jerseys pictured. bovas jersey XL, all other jerseys L.
to enter:
- repost
- follow myself & @shopbanner18.bsky.social
- comment/QT which jersey you want
friday i’ll randomly pick a winner for each jersey!
giving away all jerseys pictured. bovas jersey XL, all other jerseys L.
to enter:
- repost
- follow myself & @shopbanner18.bsky.social
- comment/QT which jersey you want
friday i’ll randomly pick a winner for each jersey!
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12 years earlier.
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
ISLA VISTA, CA—In the days following a violent rampage in southern California in which a lone attacker killed seven individuals, including himself, and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens ...
theonion.com
July 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
12 years earlier.
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As a #Pacers fan, I love seeing all the Knicks, Cavs, and Bucks fans telling the Thunder faithful 'Welcome to the club.'
Celtics fans chiming in from the back row: 'We tried to warn you."
Celtics fans chiming in from the back row: 'We tried to warn you."
June 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
As a #Pacers fan, I love seeing all the Knicks, Cavs, and Bucks fans telling the Thunder faithful 'Welcome to the club.'
Celtics fans chiming in from the back row: 'We tried to warn you."
Celtics fans chiming in from the back row: 'We tried to warn you."
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I think about this comic at least once a week
May 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I think about this comic at least once a week
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The Celtics are intentionally keeping the lead at 19. Smart.
May 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The Celtics are intentionally keeping the lead at 19. Smart.
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the heat checkiest of heat checks
March 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
the heat checkiest of heat checks