Chris Hamilton
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Chris Hamilton
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POLLING CALL CENTER: "Now I'm going to read you some conspiracy theo— …"

MAGA RESPONDENT: "I don't need to hear them, they're all true."
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Stafford is a real life wizard. This is bonkers.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Less than a year after Emmanuel Forbes Jr. got cut by the Commanders, the former first-round pick is starting for the No. 2 scoring defense.

Inside the bet the Rams are placing on a fresh start and a new attitude and confidence: www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“How much money will Kyle Tucker defer when he signs with the Dodgers?”
Now that the World Series is over, we can start asking the really important questions, like who the Padres will hire to manage
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Why did they give this dog Emo Phillips’ haircut?
Shaved Banjo
October 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Harsh but fair
Just so everyone knows, per her instagram, Martha Stewart is at the game and as of an hour ago, did not think Aaron Judge had done his job yet.
October 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This type of stereotyping is nearly as unhelpful as Hegseth’s
I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.
Hegseth: "I don't want me son serving alongside troops who are out of shape or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men"
September 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Penthouse Letters for People Who Won't Shut The Fuck Up About Crypto
July 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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my main takeaway from the oceangate doc is that I'm shocked he didn't die sooner, I've never seen anything so obviously doomed to failure in my life
June 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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fatal flaw is it takes submissions from github and who the hell is going to do all that
June 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Hi, certified Oleoresin capsicum instructor here.

Cold running water. That’s it. Everything else is a wives tale.

And for fuck’s sake don’t degrease your eyeballs with dish soap.
Tear gas and pepper spray are not acids. They don’t cause a burning sensation because they are acids. Using antacids is a placebo at best and, in your eyes, a cause of injury
June 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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People are excited but I’m not a Mario kart guy so I’m pretty content to wait until they’re more readily available in stock
June 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Setting aside that the “soon” part is actually 20+ years, if you are conflating 8 character passwords with SHA-256 then this might not be the conversation for you
This includes the hundreds of billions of dollars in crypto!
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Jun 5
It is likely that quantum computers will soon be able to break the encryption methods that secure your passwords and anything else kept under digital lock and key. Here's a little demonstration, purely for illustrative purposes, to give a better sense.

Test it out now: wrd.cm/3T7TtUO
June 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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"I care about user data for this or any other website"

-The Man with The Most Traumatic Brain Injuries in the World
May 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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This is crazy. It's like one of those videos of cats squeezing themselves into increasingly tinier places.
May 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life
https://bsky.app/profile/celebrityhottub.bsky.social/post/3kznluukmdw2q
August 14, 2024 at 4:19 AM