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· Sep 2
Results?
I have a good feeling that in 2025 someone on bluesky will commit a notable enough crime that their posts get on the news
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Results?
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My god man
Giving a lecture on the drafts of The Waste Land tomorrow and all the strange and haunting lines that Eliot and Pound decided to cut
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My god man
Its like what other lead singer of a band made 97 albums after a band broke up and they’re all like equally demented?
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Its like what other lead singer of a band made 97 albums after a band broke up and they’re all like equally demented?
A good skeet. At the same time, this made me realize that Frank Black has 30 years of albums since the pixies broke up and I just went and listened to them all and I have to report back: they are good as shit.
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A good skeet. At the same time, this made me realize that Frank Black has 30 years of albums since the pixies broke up and I just went and listened to them all and I have to report back: they are good as shit.
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Shout out to the Persians for worshipping a Winged Disc. That shit is elite. I mean look at bro aura farming in 885 BCE
September 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Shout out to the Persians for worshipping a Winged Disc. That shit is elite. I mean look at bro aura farming in 885 BCE
The idea of a striptease ending in a bare skeleton is an idea that could only come from Wisconsin.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The idea of a striptease ending in a bare skeleton is an idea that could only come from Wisconsin.
@friede.bsky.social the answers in this thread are fascinating! Didn’t realize there was such animosity towards rules-light performance for some people.
Ok, risky question, but…
What really puts you off an Actual Play podcast?
What really puts you off an Actual Play podcast?
a man with a mustache is standing in front of a door with the number 120 on it
Alt: Ron Swanson from Parks And Rec putting on some headphones and frowning
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
@friede.bsky.social the answers in this thread are fascinating! Didn’t realize there was such animosity towards rules-light performance for some people.
“Nevertheless”
“That said”
“Notably”
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“Nevertheless”
(Tech bro watching the world end in Terminator 2)
God I wish I could invest in this!
God I wish I could invest in this!
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
(Tech bro watching the world end in Terminator 2)
God I wish I could invest in this!
God I wish I could invest in this!
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Environmentally devastating anti-human laziness engine built on poisonous ideology
Actively turning our brains to soup and our world to ash
I hate AI so much
Actively turning our brains to soup and our world to ash
I hate AI so much
AI is a cancer
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Environmentally devastating anti-human laziness engine built on poisonous ideology
Actively turning our brains to soup and our world to ash
I hate AI so much
Actively turning our brains to soup and our world to ash
I hate AI so much
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still no updates here
![U.S. President Barack Obama revealed possible plans to privately perform "Gangnam Style" for his spouse Michelle Obama.[141][142][143][144]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreidlp4mocjlbf7ge5ularqm7qtj7hy6fubhadk3t7wpw3omvwawmj4@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 AM
still no updates here
The federal government died its every state for itself yall.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The federal government died its every state for itself yall.
I do wish its what that meant though. “They not like us” ? Well Kendrick, what about you? Do you like us? Then we… all what matters.
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I do wish its what that meant though. “They not like us” ? Well Kendrick, what about you? Do you like us? Then we… all what matters.
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i have a whole thread of these that desperately needs updating but i keep coming back to this one
September 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
i have a whole thread of these that desperately needs updating but i keep coming back to this one
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
There’s a whole tag for this on Feeld.
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There’s a whole tag for this on Feeld.
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Since when is something coming back to bite you in the ass a bad thing? The world has gone mad.
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Since when is something coming back to bite you in the ass a bad thing? The world has gone mad.
Anyway, my firmest belief is that nonsense is actually the closest we’ll ever be to seeing God’s face.
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Anyway, my firmest belief is that nonsense is actually the closest we’ll ever be to seeing God’s face.
Just watched Bugonia and now I don’t know how to act.
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Just watched Bugonia and now I don’t know how to act.
What if in his speech Zohran says “they keep calling me a communist, that’s absurd! Everyone knows a real communist doesn’t believe the revolution can be accomplished with votes!” And then he turns and *winks* at the camera. You guys!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What if in his speech Zohran says “they keep calling me a communist, that’s absurd! Everyone knows a real communist doesn’t believe the revolution can be accomplished with votes!” And then he turns and *winks* at the camera. You guys!!!!!!!
RELEASE THE HOPE
shit yeah
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
RELEASE THE HOPE