ChlamydiaRises
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mobutu sese ko was me uncle
Can safely say Eminem never asked about this
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Can safely say Eminem never asked about this
whos aunty this 😂 who aunt 😂
This woman is in the White House press pool. So idk what it’s like on Air Force One, but 🤷🏼♀️
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
whos aunty this 😂 who aunt 😂
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helping a perfectly healthy 35 year old man across the street
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
helping a perfectly healthy 35 year old man across the street
taking this bottle of dried oregano and cum to home depot and praying the spell works
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
taking this bottle of dried oregano and cum to home depot and praying the spell works
in love with the Latex cow font package
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
in love with the Latex cow font package
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Zoning Practice magazine devotes an entire issue to *checks notes* pickleball noise
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Zoning Practice magazine devotes an entire issue to *checks notes* pickleball noise
the timothee chalamet movie changed the culture. my gym just played the full 11:21 version of Sad Eyed Lady of the Low Lands in the weight room.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
the timothee chalamet movie changed the culture. my gym just played the full 11:21 version of Sad Eyed Lady of the Low Lands in the weight room.
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
Mr Beast Petroleum Refinery "BeastChems" to Open in Bahrain in Three Weeks
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Mr Beast Petroleum Refinery "BeastChems" to Open in Bahrain in Three Weeks
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fraudulent silent fireworks is a good racket, wish I'd thought of it
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
fraudulent silent fireworks is a good racket, wish I'd thought of it
Millennial university tutor wrote 'Nice Writing Fren' on my assignment, and I immediately punched my computer screen and started screaming
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Millennial university tutor wrote 'Nice Writing Fren' on my assignment, and I immediately punched my computer screen and started screaming
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(putting my hand up in class) @grok summarise this
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
(putting my hand up in class) @grok summarise this
when shawty semi-literate
a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
ALT: a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
when shawty semi-literate
this guys real punishment was not the Equadorian Prison sentence, it's having to make the same video every year
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
this guys real punishment was not the Equadorian Prison sentence, it's having to make the same video every year
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Committing suicide like this
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Committing suicide like this
love the 'bunch of shit on a table' genre of art
Vanitas, Still Life with Books and Manuscripts and a Skull, 1663 by Edwaert Collier
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
love the 'bunch of shit on a table' genre of art
craft beer names are going too far
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
craft beer names are going too far
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Springfield Shopper ass headline
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Springfield Shopper ass headline
just hired a group of McKinsey management consultants to streamline my wife with data-oriented cloud solutions
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
just hired a group of McKinsey management consultants to streamline my wife with data-oriented cloud solutions
That chubby kid that did magic tricks in school is now running an AI powered body building business and is –$247,835.77 in debt from the 2021 $FUPA cryptocurrency crash
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
That chubby kid that did magic tricks in school is now running an AI powered body building business and is –$247,835.77 in debt from the 2021 $FUPA cryptocurrency crash
facebook still got it
October 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
facebook still got it
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