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Ian 🍂🌫️🕯️
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"I'd queen it with the best of them... I'd queen it as long as the gods let me"
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For me, the spirit of advent begins on Halloween, so spooky sacred advent music may begin. Fall decorations stay all November. Christmas/winter decorations and music may begin in December and stay until candlemas. (Still work shopping my ideal timeframe for live tree/greenery)
Discourse commence. 📕
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Home for Thanksgiving and no theaters are playing the new knives out :/
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
You just died

The sixth picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I just got called triple unc by a college student
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
First time substitute teaching tomorrow. I chose middle school orchestra so it's at least a familiar environment. Not knowing the sub plan until the morning of is kinda my enneagram 5 nightmare
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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If anyone says, “I love God [in the forest],” but hates their brother or sister [begging for money on the subway], they are a liar; for whoever does not love a sibling whom they have seen cannot love God whom they have not seen.
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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things which had grown old are being made new
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Puritan who insists on holding hands during prayer so no one's hands are free to read from the booke of common prayer
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This was unironically one of my favorite movies as a kid and quotes from it still come unbidden to my mind all the time
Does anyone remember this movie?

True story, it was shot as an R-rated crime comedy called “Down and Under.” Test screenings went awful, so they added one scene of a talking CGI kangaroo, featured it heavily in commercials, and released a toned down version claiming it was a family film.
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Does anyone know of any examples of episcopal churches that are engaging social media (esp "reels" type content) in a compelling way? My church wants to pay me to do a post or two a week but I need a little inspo ⚓
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm thinking about getting into wood pencils again
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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ESSENTIAL HOLIDAY THREAD
Okay everyone it’s Thanksgiving week which means we are cruising into the holiday season.

Here’s a handy list of discourses we absolutely do not need to have this year! 🧵

Please repost to spread the word!
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Happy Halloween to all, even the haters and losers! 🧙‍♂️ #doorduty
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I just learned about comprehensible input for language acquisition and now I feel a little less bad that after finishing greek and hebrew at seminary I can only translate it but still can't read it. Which sucks but like that's what we're set up to do I guess
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
On storygraph I often don't add certain books as "currently reading" and just go straight to "read" when I'm done, but it kinda sucks that books added like that don't end up in my "recently read" section
October 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Catholics, high church protestants, and choir peeps today's nyt connections is not for us
October 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I read this in college and am reading it again for a class. Very much in the Reformed™ canon but I'm already noticing how this book has influenced me. It's probably culpable for forming me into the universal reconciliationist I am today
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Goodbye blond
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Italian donkeys carrying baby lambs in a special jacket
Some things I saw recently that I think are cool:

— New outerwear at Husbands Paris and Auter
— New knits at Buck Mason and HE Sports
— Patek 2552 and Ed White Speedy at Wind Vintage; Patek 3448 at Sothebys; Vacheron 4072 at Menta Watches
— Italian donkeys carrying baby lambs in a special jacket
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Houses at Unterach on the Attersee
https://botfrens.com/collections/109/contents/28574
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I moved 6 hours away this summer. I still miss home but I think Missoula is better for me, at least right now. And it's very beautiful too :)
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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npr: so, no kings

tyrannosaurus rex: yes

npr: how shall I put this

trex: this interview is over
A dinosaur talking with an NPR producer.
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM