Ian 🌟
@chimmyfrog.bsky.social
"I'd queen it with the best of them... I'd queen it as long as the gods let me"
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Btw add me on storygraph I need more friends :) app.thestorygraph.com/profile/ian_
January 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Btw add me on storygraph I need more friends :) app.thestorygraph.com/profile/ian_
This has been such an interesting and fun combo to read together
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
This has been such an interesting and fun combo to read together
I middle school I fell hard off the band bus because one shoe lace got hooked on the other boot. Was seeing stars but walked to my locker like nothing happened. Got halfway through my lock combo and then fainted in a hallway full of kids (it was the end of the day). Woke up and there was just one
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I middle school I fell hard off the band bus because one shoe lace got hooked on the other boot. Was seeing stars but walked to my locker like nothing happened. Got halfway through my lock combo and then fainted in a hallway full of kids (it was the end of the day). Woke up and there was just one
I have the worst hiccups I've had in years and I have to be at the dentist in an hour 😅
January 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I have the worst hiccups I've had in years and I have to be at the dentist in an hour 😅
There's an essay in my brain that I want to write about When Marnie Was There and the Song of Songs
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
There's an essay in my brain that I want to write about When Marnie Was There and the Song of Songs
MT is only that green bc it turns out Missoula absolutely slaps
December 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
MT is only that green bc it turns out Missoula absolutely slaps
Very insightful treatment of the Lord's prayer. I had never heard this perspective before but it really makes the best sense of what our Lord taught us to pray.
Christianity Was Always for the Poor
From the Sermon on the Mount through the Apostolic Age, the first Christians preached against wealth.
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December 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Very insightful treatment of the Lord's prayer. I had never heard this perspective before but it really makes the best sense of what our Lord taught us to pray.
Really loving my new specs. And I'll get to wear them when Mom takes my graduation pics for seminary this spring 🤓
December 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Really loving my new specs. And I'll get to wear them when Mom takes my graduation pics for seminary this spring 🤓
A) joyeux noel or polar express
B) Guillermo del torro's Pinocchio
C) elf :/
B) Guillermo del torro's Pinocchio
C) elf :/
What’s your
A) Sincerely favorite Christmas movie
B) Favorites Christmas movie ironically
C) Christmas hate watch
A) Sincerely favorite Christmas movie
B) Favorites Christmas movie ironically
C) Christmas hate watch
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
A) joyeux noel or polar express
B) Guillermo del torro's Pinocchio
C) elf :/
B) Guillermo del torro's Pinocchio
C) elf :/
Merry Christmas! Salvation is created in the midst of the earth. Alleluia!
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Merry Christmas! Salvation is created in the midst of the earth. Alleluia!
Guys in the blue hymnal #7 is in 77.77.77 meter and was written by someone born in 1707. Makes you think
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Guys in the blue hymnal #7 is in 77.77.77 meter and was written by someone born in 1707. Makes you think
Is he prompting ch*tgpt to write posts in his own style? "He was known to have..." etc. sounds like syntax above our president's literacy level
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Is he prompting ch*tgpt to write posts in his own style? "He was known to have..." etc. sounds like syntax above our president's literacy level
strengthening gifts of the holy spirit: conveyed ✔️
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December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
strengthening gifts of the holy spirit: conveyed ✔️
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Excited to get confirmed tomorrow! (Still not exactly sure what is going on sacramentally in confirmation--what are y'all's thoughts?) ⚓
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Excited to get confirmed tomorrow! (Still not exactly sure what is going on sacramentally in confirmation--what are y'all's thoughts?) ⚓
I've been tasked with contributing to my church's social media and I made a post about the episopal church being protestant and catholic, and I have angry catholics in the comments saying "you are NOT catholic" as well as angry episcopalians saying "we are NOT catholic" 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I've been tasked with contributing to my church's social media and I made a post about the episopal church being protestant and catholic, and I have angry catholics in the comments saying "you are NOT catholic" as well as angry episcopalians saying "we are NOT catholic" 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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Here is a French Christmas ad for a supermarket. It has infinitely better look, story, and message. It actually sparks joy in you rather than leaving you depressed, unlike Coca-Cola and McDonald's AI ads.
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Here is a French Christmas ad for a supermarket. It has infinitely better look, story, and message. It actually sparks joy in you rather than leaving you depressed, unlike Coca-Cola and McDonald's AI ads.
I could never be a scholar or historian of the ancient world bc I have to google stuff like "what years were the 8th century bc"
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I could never be a scholar or historian of the ancient world bc I have to google stuff like "what years were the 8th century bc"
I truly think Taylor Swift rigs the top artist category bc there's not a single TS song in my top 100, but there's tons of Ethel Cain, CRJ, Dixie chicks, and fleet foxes
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I truly think Taylor Swift rigs the top artist category bc there's not a single TS song in my top 100, but there's tons of Ethel Cain, CRJ, Dixie chicks, and fleet foxes
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Sister Winter by Sufjan
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Sister Winter by Sufjan
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Sister Winter by Sufjan
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?
I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.
And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.
And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sister Winter by Sufjan
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Sister Winter by Sufjan
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Sister Winter by Sufjan
For me, the spirit of advent begins on Halloween, so spooky sacred advent music may begin. Fall decorations stay all November. Christmas/winter decorations and music may begin in December and stay until candlemas. (Still work shopping my ideal timeframe for live tree/greenery)
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
For me, the spirit of advent begins on Halloween, so spooky sacred advent music may begin. Fall decorations stay all November. Christmas/winter decorations and music may begin in December and stay until candlemas. (Still work shopping my ideal timeframe for live tree/greenery)
Home for Thanksgiving and no theaters are playing the new knives out :/
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Home for Thanksgiving and no theaters are playing the new knives out :/
You just died
The sixth picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
The sixth picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You just died
The sixth picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
The sixth picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See