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Tap to jump, soar to victory!

No install, runs smooth at 60fps, totally free.
Perfect for killing time.

🕹️ https://beep8.org/b8/beep8.html?b8rom=9f77d0d57b00e286db160d374055e4e7.b8&

#gameart #indiegame #indiegames #game #gamedev
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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hey "superior" lake haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals the gales of November come early] oh fuck
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
TW: libbing out
I would be curious to see stats on how much food donations have increased in secular Blue states in reaction to SNAP lapsing vs. in more religious red states, where the putative solution to hunger is to rely on private donations, churches etc. Rather than tax funded programming
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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alright last one im done
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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are they in danger because South Africa has too many chocolate rivers
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I just had some plumbers in the house, and let me tell you these guys were amped to talk about hypertension, CAD, and aortic insufficiency with me
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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🌈 ramen noodles
October 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I know that "ultrasound" is becoming more accepted these days, but I STG if one of you perverts tries to use "Doppler" around me I'm calling the police
October 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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This is a little drawing book I've been working on for the past few months
#darkart #art #illustration #drawing #horror #イラスト
Music is Happy Cycling by Boards of Canada
July 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful.

ME: You're talking about--

CHOTINER: Pagliacci.

ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.

CHOTINER: Of course.

ME: If I had known, obviously.

CHOTINER: Obviously.
September 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Plan the surgery like a robbery;
In and out, 1, 2, 3 no bodies please
Run the RVUs and you won't get a wet scrub shirt
Use the Nimbex, nobody move, nobody get hurt
Bring the Bovie like the boy done gone to war
CHG on the hands when I come in through the door
A whole string of cases like we on tour
September 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Take everything you thought you knew about species boundaries, reproduction, genetics, and evolution, and just throw it all away. This shit is WILD. (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/s...
These Ants Found a Loophole for a Fundamental Rule of Life
www.nytimes.com
September 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I'm being told that another casing has been found, this one says "Charlie Brown had hoes."
September 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this wife
September 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
>Called up radiology, asked the resident if the read is creepy or wet
>They don't understand. I explain in detail what makes an image interpretation creepy and what makes it wet
>"Haha, well, it's a prelim! My attending will co-sign it later!"
>Look at the read
>It's wet
September 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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So ok BIID is kind of at the extremes of bodily autonomy and yes maybe amputation surgeon was a weird job for him but in fairness you have to assume many surgeons are at least a little aroused by surgery, right? A chance to cut is a chance to cum and all that
September 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
PISTOL SHRIMP PUMP
August 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Scientists claim to have discovered that "this espresso martini got me actin up"
August 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Fuck yeah this shit rocks
August 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It's really too bad that Hulk Hogan ruined white guys calling people "brother" for the rest of us
July 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
AuDHD is not a real thing. It's made up.

❗ community note: this user will forget to drink water and become dehydrated if he doesn't have his favorite water bottle with him. He loses it constantly and has no idea where it is right now
July 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM