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soulslike "Fargo" game where a boss called like "the big galoot" one-hits you with an ice-fishing shed and has a second phase where he runs you over with a snowmobile
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Death of the Author: An Alan Wake Series Retrospective

youtu.be/RRh3r_AhUw0
Death of the Author: An Alan Wake Series Retrospective
YouTube video by Noah Caldwell-Gervais
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November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Fresh writing for the morning! I want to talk to you all about vampires, player expectations, and looking art in the eyes.

aftermath.site/vampire-masq...
The Art Of Playing The Damn Video Game
Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 has a lot to offer if you play the game that's in front of you, instead of the one in your head
aftermath.site
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Last night we let the lexapro talk
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Friday at last…
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Gta6: the winds of winter
Grand Theft Auto VI delayed to Nov 19, 2026 www.rockstargames.com/newswire/art...
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I use a lot of French techniques in my cooking, primarily anal
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Halloween is the holiday commemorating Jack skellington’s martyrdom by occupation forces (mall security) during an attempt to expropriate a limp bizkit cd from the Barnes and noble
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Flyover country? Child’s play. I’m talking about a flyover *world*
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Clown college is probably the razzie of honorary degrees. Look at this honorary clown
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I was a single issue voter (razing the White House) and by God he’s delivering
October 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It will remain capable of sexting with minors and unverified adults throughout the upgrade process
October 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I will ALWAYS hose my build to pick up a fated choice
One of the best "I know how Supergiant does things" insights that's completely changing my approach is knowing that Hades had *so much* town interaction that I don't think I ever managed to exhaust it. So Hades 2 "take the weird power: if it doesn't work out you get more dialogue with Nem, win/win"
October 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
@kwiktrip.bsky.social your Cass st location in La Crosse said they ran out of ceremonial head coverings for the Ortolan Crunch Bites but I can clearly see staff playing w them out back
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Got my first iPhone and the magic watch that goes with - are the notifications containing the precise date, location, and manner of my death a new feature or have they been doing that for a while?
September 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
September 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
hey guys just got back from the rapture. yeah i guess this one was a test? anyways we're not supposed to say when the real one is, but have fun guessing!
September 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
really glad i got Warren Zevon as my aging-millennial '70s musical interest and not Steely Dan
September 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
the best dressed Roman general was probably dripio
September 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
lot of interesting posts today huh
September 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Christopher Tolkien: dad i barfed

JRR: *barved
September 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
1 like = 1 number from my bank account
September 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM