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lincoln
@childfighter.bsky.social
· Jun 23
soulslike "Fargo" game where a boss called like "the big galoot" one-hits you with an ice-fishing shed and has a second phase where he runs you over with a snowmobile
(approaching the fridge like the girl from the ring)
February 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
(approaching the fridge like the girl from the ring)
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Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods
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February 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I subscribed to swan boy and immediately gained the knowledge of the date, time, manner, and relative hilarity of my death
In the event of an aviation emergency the VERY FIRST thing you should do is ensure your neighbors get their oxygen masks on before your own. They might not be able to without your help!
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
In the event of an aviation emergency the VERY FIRST thing you should do is ensure your neighbors get their oxygen masks on before your own. They might not be able to without your help!
as we can see a Chicago that exists outside of the bean, we can only wonder at the Chicago which exists *within*
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
as we can see a Chicago that exists outside of the bean, we can only wonder at the Chicago which exists *within*
Eating chipotle
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Eating chipotle
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
dropping the bat and effortlessly spin kicking a 95 mph fast ball out of the stadium
February 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
dropping the bat and effortlessly spin kicking a 95 mph fast ball out of the stadium
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Catherine O’Hara was maybe the funniest person alive
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Catherine O’Hara was maybe the funniest person alive
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Sin from ff10 is NOT in the Epstein files
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sin from ff10 is NOT in the Epstein files
Bizarre sequence in Melania where she personally reenacts the turtle scene from cannibal holocaust
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Bizarre sequence in Melania where she personally reenacts the turtle scene from cannibal holocaust
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presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 AM
presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres
“I wish the Ring had never come to me,” Gandalf repeated in a high, whining voice. “That’s what you sound like, by the way.”
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 PM
“I wish the Ring had never come to me,” Gandalf repeated in a high, whining voice. “That’s what you sound like, by the way.”
tim robinson as a dwarf in moria: we can delve a LITTLE too deep!
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
tim robinson as a dwarf in moria: we can delve a LITTLE too deep!
I was describing this nightmare I had to my friend at this diner (also where the nightmare was set!) and then we saw this guy out back. I didn’t freak out
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I was describing this nightmare I had to my friend at this diner (also where the nightmare was set!) and then we saw this guy out back. I didn’t freak out
Using a Time Machine to deliver Ötzi some antibiotics and a gun
January 28, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Using a Time Machine to deliver Ötzi some antibiotics and a gun
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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these temperatures are actually normal for this time of year. people here are used to it. it's not strange for someone to go outside in a t-shirt when it's thirty below to check the mail. so I could do with less of your judgement and with more of your help getting my penis unfrozen from the sidewalk
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 PM
these temperatures are actually normal for this time of year. people here are used to it. it's not strange for someone to go outside in a t-shirt when it's thirty below to check the mail. so I could do with less of your judgement and with more of your help getting my penis unfrozen from the sidewalk
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
Kyle Gass if you would like a better band partner I am willing to gain weight and sing a little better than normal
January 22, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Kyle Gass if you would like a better band partner I am willing to gain weight and sing a little better than normal
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
Brandon Sanderson in talks to bring the dilbert series to its epic conclusion
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Brandon Sanderson in talks to bring the dilbert series to its epic conclusion
Get drunk and email the mayor about ICE
January 10, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Get drunk and email the mayor about ICE
Thing about type one diabetes grinding my gears today: forcing an adult to have mandatory snack time. “Oooeeeiuugh if I don’t have a little snack at 4 pm I might die oooouuueee”. Embarrassing.
January 9, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Thing about type one diabetes grinding my gears today: forcing an adult to have mandatory snack time. “Oooeeeiuugh if I don’t have a little snack at 4 pm I might die oooouuueee”. Embarrassing.
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They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now